Giada De Laurentiis' response to Rachael Ray
Thursday, February 16th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch

Okay...so this is really a screencap from Before the Bash but I figure since I give so much airtime to Rachael Ray I might as well try to find some stuff of Giada to post too.
Related in a Bastardly way:
- Giada De Laurentiis and not Rachael Ray invited to "The Break-Up" Premiere in LA
- Bastardly Breaking News! Rachael Ray sells apples on the streets of New York!
- Rachael Ray - Do we need more of her on Food Network!?
- Rachael Ray vs. Giada De Laurentiis - A Food Network Bastardly Matchup
- Every FRICKIN Day with Rachael Ray












In my opinion Giada doesn't really cook a good variety.. or use wise cooking methods.. in the sense of a healthy, filling meal.. I see she just throws a few ingredients around for a certain theme to promote time savings.. says.. use the best and imported on this or that, then cheat and add garlic and onion, a few fresh spices so it doesn't take much to make this dish seem homemade, creamy and rich .. for a quick nosh with friends.. Nuttella on toast? Um, how hard is it to chop garlic, onion, imported bacon, a little parsley salt, pepper and throw in frozen green peas? And she taught this to her sister.. who struggles to do it right and they rave over it?!?!
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Look at the boobs. Her grandad was Dino, the big time movie director, and her family is loaded out the ass. Her accent isn't normal either, she mispronounces things all the damn time, it pisses me off. This one I don't know at all, but my girl Rachel could party this one under the table.
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Bobblehead Giada. She nasty.
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She is WEIRD> She smiles like she's gonna eat me. Im scared.
I hate how she over pronounces italian things... like okay ... don't go full fledged accent on EVERY italian word okay? Its annoying.
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1) She is truly a living bobblehead. What is up with her head shape?
2) Could she be any skinnier while promoting a cooking show?
3) Is it necessary for her to OVER accentuate every Italian word every single time? I want to punch her in the face!
Rachel Ray is only slightly less annoying with her fatass/strange shaped body always eating all the time.
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well all i have to say about this debate is at least rachael looks like she eats the food she makes.
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I LOVE her! All her food is delicious and I've tried several of her easy to make recipes. There is no one more Beautiful than her on the food network and she makes cooking fun. Perhaps she maintains her figure b/c she actually exercises an ounce of restraint, something all the other fatties could get a clue about when they're stuffing their faces! Love her, love her show!
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What I find truly annoying about Giada is her insistence in saying "my" before every dish she prepares - "One taste of MY spaghetti & turkey", "MY califlower puree is so...". "You'll die with one bite of MY biscotti", etc. It's rather tiresome and irritating to hear her claim all recipes as hers when in point of fact such recipes are mostly traditional. Am I being too nasty?
Oh, and I think that Rachael Ray - though she isn't exactly the queen of understatement - brings a real diversity to dishes - okay, there may be mac & cheese, but there is also Individual Beef Wellintons, Pasta with Artichokes, tomatoes and Swiss Cheese, Cod in Fennel & Wine with Pistou, terrific variations of fresh vegetables and salads....and literally hundreds of meal ideas. I was told that if a cookbook has just 5 great recipes in it then it is a great book - certainly Ray has demonstrated the great skill she has in knowing how North America wants to satisfy their needs for food variety, relative ease of preparation and eating interesting & sometimes unusual flavours. Using her recipes over the last few years has done nothing to change my opinion that Ray is a very competent and creative chef - without the attitude.
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She does get on my nerves for over pronouncing every italian word, "Spee-Ghetti", no, its speghetti lady. Her head is rather large & her smile is somewhat fierce. But, shes' still gosh darn beautiful. I would love to meet a dame as she while perusing through Whole Foods. I watch her show sometimes just to gawk.
I even bought her book to further gawk.
CowboyBoB
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Most of you are idiots. Obviously none of you cook because Giada's meals are fabulous which is more then I can say for -always trying to be different Rachael Ray... seriously cook something of hers and you wonder what the hell she was thinking with some of the shit she throws in there.
And she doesn’t mispronounce anything- she’s Italian! Her entire family is Italian, which of you were born in Rome and therefore have any grounds to make judgements. Please.
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oh please, she moved to the U.S. when she was like seven years old, she doesn't speak with an Italian accent at all unless she's blatantly over-pronouncing the names of italian foods with a fake accent.
I'm sure there are over a hundred million other real Italian women who can cook a lot better than her--but hey, she's got a killer bod and her grandpa is a rich Hollywood producer, so she's the self-annointed queen of all Italian cooking now.
Whatever, I can't say I wouldn't want to be with her, she's hot.
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Those that make such bad judgements about Giada.....GET OVER YOURSELF! If you dislike her so much, then why did you google or even come on this website! :p
Everytime I've cooked a receipe from her show, it has turned out absolutely amazing. I think she is a very unique and creative individual, and you guys are just jealous because you don't have the energy to get off your a** to do what she does. Thumbs up to her and Rachael Ray for their amazing receipes!
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people bust their asses cooking just as good as her every day. Italian women slave in kitchens all the time, and I'm sure they'd be willing to be overpaid to do it in front of a camera too--but their grandpa wasn't a rich Hollywood producer.
you sound like some sort of shill for her and her show.
p.s. this website is about more than one person, DUH.
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As far as i'm concerned Rachael Ray has an unfair advantage over Giada. Rachael Ray has a gorgeous powerful personality. You can only be born with that kind of personality. In television that is the most important criteria. It's not that both of these girls are of Italian descent. It's not that they are two women on the same network. It's not about looks. Eventhough they are two cute women. For the world of television, personality is king. That is why we like people like Kramer on Seinfeld, and gorgeous Kelly Ripa on Live with Regis and Kelly. Rachael Ray wipes the floor with many established celebrities when it comes to personality. Like a good Italian girl, she has the art of being social down to a science. Rachael Ray will become a much bigger celebrity. She is more entertaining than so called legends like William Shatner, and Meryl Streep. Trust me Racheal Ray is more interesting than comedian Ray Romano, actor Tom Cruise, actress Nicole Kidman, actress Sharon Stone, and actress Catherine Zeta Jones. Rachael Ray runs circles around all of them. Giada is a fantastic person, that's obvious. But, Rachael Ray's confidence is that of like Babe Ruth when he was alive.
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Okay, so I google'd her. I like her- no, I'm kinda hot for her... until they show her manhands. When I saw her sister, they look nothing alike. Then I saw her manhands too and I knew they must have been siblings. But a lot of the things she makes look good. And my girlfriend and I have tried a few of them with good success. She stays so thin because she eats out of a catdish. Not like other shows where they get a jumbo serving spoon to just take a bite of something. Rachel Ray on the other hand, is the devil. The makeover helped- she got highlights and apparently can now afford a make-up assistant and then either covered up- or stopped wearing pants with a waistline at her chin. She still wears pants(thank god) but none of her food turns out very good. But her personality and her laugh and the way she makes little hypo-hyperactive comments and asides- demonic. And her show is a lie!! Right after commercial she'll be like, "And while we were on break I just quickly julienned the green beans and carrots, chopped the garlic and boiled some potatoes." Okay, that takes at least 5 minutes- no wait, probably longer. If she did all the stuff it takes to make one of her dishes, it wouldn't be called "30 minute meals." In fact, it should be called "30 minute flavorless meals." For instance, her cheeseburger salad- no flavor at all except for what you get from the meat which was completely under-seasoned. Very blah. I'd love to see her go on Iron Chef against my boy Bobby Flay- he'd rip her to shreds.(He's not actually an acquaintance- but if there's one person that kicks butt on the FN, it's him)
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What I cringe at every time I hear Giada talk is how "light and fluffy" and "smooth and creamy" everything is. Next time you watch her, count how many times she says these words.....it has to be at least 20 times an episode. Also, she flails her hands at her side like one of the muppets. I cant remember which one...is it Fozzy the bear? or Elmo? I think it's Grover........ In any case, she reminds me of a human pez dispenser with muppet hands attatched that flail around. Oh, and lets not forget the porn music that plays a few times on each episode when it shows the repeative motions like cutting vegetables or cracking eggs or cutting the 20 cloves of garlic over and over......trust me...just listen to the music....other than that, she's beautiful. If you think boobs and teeth are everything.
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Any real man would prefer Giada; she's an absolute doll. Rachel is cute, but her cooking ideas are very rudimentary compared to Giada's. Giada is a sweetheart!
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why is this at all even up here. this is ridiculous, both of them cook great food. get over it. Giada looks good because she probably does excercise and does not eat junk food all the time. Rachel is Rachel. I am sure no one is perfect and if you are picking on them you have insecurities about yourself and what you look like. So you know what give it a rest already!
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hmmm....not to spoil all of your comments, but has anyone ever seen any of Giada's very early show episodes on Food Network? If you did, and you compare her body then to her body now, you'll notice how FLAT CHESTED she was then compared to now...can anyone say "BREAST IMPLANTS" in Italian...?
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TRUE ITALIAN
OH MY GOD....GIADA SHOULD REALLY GET OVER HERSELF....SHE'S AWFUL, SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S DOING AND THINKS SHE KNOWS ITALIAN. SHE TRYS WAY TOO HARD AND THAT ONLY MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH HER....MY MOM AND I ONLY WATCH HER SHOW TO GET A GOOD LAUGH, HER SHOW SHOULD BE CANCELED.
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Let me first start off by saying 7-10 people are stupid. So don't be surprised to hear people defend Rachel or Giada. They say things like they have a great personality, or get over it or whatever...thay are stupid which is why theye say it. Probably mouth breathers too. Giada is not hot, unless you have not been laid or you are utterly disgusting and have never had a semi decent woman. Her teeth frickin annoy me, her fat fu$$ing head is painfully bobbleheadish, and again her teeth when she TRIES to pronounce things in Italian. If you know any Italians that know how to cook, then you know she is a made for T.V. bobblehead, with slimy droopy boobs. I love it when woman try to show clewavage with their B cups and extremely padded push up bras. As I stated earlier, 7-10 are dumb so there are those who think her boobs are hot, her smile is nice, and that she is really Italian and she made the recipes. Shes a made for T.V. whore.
Next
Rachel Ray. You can say she has a personality and shes cute...fine...and I can say you are in the 7 out of 10 category. Her stomach sticks out further than her boobs, she has a disgusting body. She has the hips of a Centaur, she wears skin tight shirts with her 9 yr old boobs and Vodka belly, and as cute as you think her joker talking out of the side of her mouth with the most unattractive raspy I sucked cock until 4am raspy voice you would think she would make a better Water Park Hot Dog vendor. She sucks, if you don't see it it's because your parents are 1st cousins, not your fault.
Im done, go ahead and attack it, say you like them..whatever...you're an assclown if you do.
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Personally, I can't stand Giada, I think it's kind of silly to suddenly interject an Italian accent when clearly speaking in American English. It's really not impressing anyone. And whoever commented about her saying "light and fluffy" and "smooth and creamy" all the time -- so right. She has to describe EVERYTHING with about 27 adjectives. Her cooking is pretty good, though...simple, fresh Italian food. On a side note, I love Rachael's on-screen presence, but I've heard from a few people who have met her that she's a huge bitch in real life. Not really surprising. All Food Network chefs (with the exception of maybe Paula Deen) are incredibly arrogant and pretentious.
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what the fuck, u people are so stupid except for the ppl who are with me on this when I say that Rachael is the most annoying bitch i have ever heard, & i understand when you say that Giada tries to pull off that Italian accent with every Italian product she uses like "mozzarella" but i'm betting that none of you have been to Rome & if you have, you probably were to busy playing with yourself to notice what the hell was going on. And that Carmella bitch up there u need to shut the fuck up, listen 2 yourself, you say u only watch Giada only to make fun of her. That sounds so fucking lame and unclassy. WOW you need to get a life if that's all you do. So Giada is way fucking better than Rachael. and no her show shouldn't be cancelled.
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WOW if thats all you can say is how saggy giada's boobs are & how she has a b cup, & how she has a big forehead, than you guys must be fucked up or stupid. if you fucking don't like the way Giada says "light & fluffy" or "smooth and creamy" and the way she looks than don't watch it, Unless you have no life like Carmella and watch it only to make fun of her than thats on you. Giada is georgeous and pretty even with the bobblehead. So kiss my ass
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Giada selectively rolls her "r's" on certain words only. She probably got the show to keep her from spending all her husband's money...and raytard ray just never got out of high school. I'm sure Giada is naughtier in bed than the raytard...the raytard probably reads and talks on and on during sex, if she's ever even had any...
Did anyone catch that gay thing they all did last christmas where they were on one show kissing each other's asses and making a bad show of it? It's as good as any MAD TV skit!
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"Also, she flails her hands at her side like one of the muppets. I cant remember which one…is it Fozzy the bear? or Elmo? I think it’s Grover…….."
--amm
Actually, I think it's King Friday.
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The reason she "over-pronounces" Italian words is because she is FROM Italy (no joke, born and raised in Rome). So it's not really over-pronunciation so much as... proper... pronunciation.
I think I like both her and Rachael the same. Though I was shocked when I found out how old they were (RR = 38; GDL = 36). I hope I look as good as them when I close in on 40.
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The thing about Giada is that I always get the impression that she is talking down to me which turns me off immediately. The thing about Rachael Ray is that on her show $40 a day she sometimes skimps on what she gives as a tip, leaving way below 15% to get under that $40 which is either a lie or extremely cheap. I hope it's a lie. At least both are better than some of the other women on Food like the annoying stuffed shirt and fat cow Ina Garten. If you want someone down to earth and good to look at you should check out Sandra Lee, wowza.
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28jojodancer: Thank you!!!!!!
Yes she does make strange r sounds. WTF is up with that? I do like how she simplifies the process for kitchen retards such as myself. Some little girl on youtube did a cute Giada spoof, she gets it too.
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I agree with alot of what has beed said. Bit I agree MOST with her pronunciation. She sometimes does and sometimes doesnt. I wouldnt care as long as she kept it all the same.
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Giada is, to coin a phrase, perfect. So many of you white-bread amerikuns out there that are becoming TIREsome with yourr fear of proper Italian--or other--proununciation. PULEEEZ do not pull us cosmopoplites down to your peanut-butter, dump-truck Wonder-bread level of cultural unsophistication. To watch, and hear, a lovely woman like Giad D.L.--or, for that matter, Ms. Ray--hold forth with style and smarts, well, makes me wonder why I live in this fuzzy brained country populated by all you Wal-Mart denizens. Xceot that your women are so lovely, and soooo easy.
Tanguero
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Many of my neighbors get together frequently to watch the Food Network. When Giada comes on that's our cue to leave the TV for refreshments. The forced smile showing top and BOTTOM teeth, the constant "Just like that" are a complete turn off. Her head is too big for her body and who wants to eat food with her hair flying loose. Go back to Italy, Giada.
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I hate when Rachael Ray tells everybody where to find a food product in our grocery store. We are not morons. We have shopped many times at a "regular grocery store."
I would much rather have Giada cook and serve my dinner totally nude than Rachael.
At least Guada's food looks like food,
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Norma Allen is correct. -It may be her habit, or something she was told to do, but showing your entire row of bottom teeth is quite the ultimate in forced smiles. -Look at someone next time they do (or attempt to make your smile resemble GDL's to feel the unnaturalness of it); it's usually top teeth, with maybe 1-3mm of the bottoms, max. -Quite odd.
I do have to say that having been around so many stupid guidos in the past, it is nice to hear someone pronounce Italian words correctly.
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Rachel is a bad ass, I most certainly can cook and dont need her assistance.....but her personality is really fun. Married to the snobby bitch I am married to, it would be nice to sit and have dinner with her sometime and be able to speak to such a nice person. It is attractive. Giada, I dont know if she can cook......cause everytime she comes on I start running her in a virtual porn movie in my head.........with teeth like that, i doubt she can blow tho. Besides I dated a girl like her once (high maintenance) and they have to schedule on a planner, when and for how long there is gonna be a good "crackin"......once a month? Not for me. Plus, even married to her for 20 years, you can bet she wouldnt want to get dirty....you'd have to wear a condom forever.
Rachel? Shit, she'd wear your ass out, run to the store and buy some Miller......and have dinner done by the time you could get up out of bed from it. Love ya Rach!
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Giada is way to stuck on herself. Her huge teeth, annoying Italian accent which comes out ONLY on cheeses, and her cooking disability are enough to make me turn her off when she comes on. Her recipes are the same old thing with different shapes of pasta. Rachael is creative, funny and a lot more down to earth. Her ability to acknowledge that she is not perfect is what people like about her. She's not looking to be perfect, just real. I can admire that. In a boxing ring, Giada would get her ass handed to her!! It would be a fun short fight to watch!
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I sit and watch her show and I get extremely annoyed, she is always talking about living in America for 25 years, how old is she 26? She tries to give an accent to as many things possible. She has a nice smile, she flashes it and has mostly all of America's heart. My father dosn't brag about being from Italy he has a real accent. If she was raised in Italy wouldn't she have a full fledged accent? I am not saying anything bad about her cooking because it does look delecious, I guarentee my dad's is better. She should go back to Italy and learn a thing or two.
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why is she so obsessed with being italian too?
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Saying Giada is better than Rachel Ray or vice versa is a waste of time, as there are millions of other women who are better looking than either. But I will say this: Rachel Ray is a crass fucking cow who speaks entirely in overused catch phrases. "EVOO, extra viergin olive oil" WTF - either use the abbreviation or say the whole thing, you stupid bitch! Her inability to get through a single sentence without resorting to some sophomoric dialogue makes her seem "down to earth" to some people. These people are losers who think of cows like Rachel Ray as the best they could do. Anyone better must be a snob or a bitch. I'd settle for someone who sounds like they've been out of grade school for more than three weeks.
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Sure sounds like a lot of people are jealous. They both look great and both throw out some hit or miss recipes, but so does Mario, Emeril, Chiarello, et al. All of you bashers should really find other things to do with your lives than tear down people who are far more successful than you and I will ever be.
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o.k...everyone here must have a mental disability...but i understand most of you are prolly american. i TOTALLY understand that you are trying to be patriotic...i mean skinny people that are healthy and can cook? GUH ROSS! Also, if you can't pronounce a word that's italian that's your problem, not hers. It's not that hard...o wait! ur an ignorant american! that IS too much 2 ask! haha silly me
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Rachel Ray is an overhyped whore who needs to shut the fuck up. Talk about being overexposed. I can't even walk down the grocery aisle without seeing her airbrushed Jack Nicholson Jokerish face staring at me from 13,000 Nabisco products. I hear for her next feat she's going to drop down to her knees, give Emeril a hummer and yell out YUM, YUM !!
And what the fuck is up with that Sandra Lee broad? She's got to be the housewife of some big Food Network executive who got bored of hanging out with her former sorority sisters at the country club. If she says "tablescape" one more time, I'm going to bust throw the TV screen. Can't wait to see what she makes next. Maybe peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crust cut off and a glass of Countrytime Lemondade with a strawberry wedge.
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Wow- so many who will point a critical finger at people with several times thier own success.
By the way morons, Giada actually speaks Italian, PERFECTLY. Italians LOVE thier food, and you will just have to live with the fact that they wish to pronounce things correctly.
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Today as my mother watched that meatball headed Giada, I had to listen to her saying "
Chicken with Mustard Mascarpone Marsala Sauce" at least 6 times, in her perfect Italian accent. She must have had a stroke, as her mouth has frozen in giant smile that shows ever tooth in her giant head. I wish I didn't have to see (or hear )her every day on the tube. Giada hater
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Well where do I begin, aparantly none of you people know anyone who has emigrated to the U.S. as a child where their first language was something other than English. My mother came from Italy and her pronunciation at 79(without an accent) is still perfect! and she, as well as other Italians prefer if you would pronounce the language properly. If you don't like these lovely Italian ladies dont watch them.
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i didnt know such ignorant people as you existed? the way many of you speak and use the English language makes me wonder even more about America's school system.
PS. some of you sound envious of both of them and their success, no wonder youre not blessed and happy in life. Calling her a "bobblehead" and "wierd"? Hate to meet your families, and woman who reared any of you. People who are in the television limelight, sure some lack talent-but then there are those who truly try and bring smiles to normal people. Check yourselves and your hearts.
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Rachel is a roughneck, and a sloppy ass cook! She gets too overly excited about muchrooms. Giada is more about her Italy than cooking. They both suck.
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dearest chompers and other children born of imus
#1what did your mother's make for sunday dinner? (id hate to taste her over boiled noodles)
#2-have you ever been in an italian cultured household #3 do you even have a passport or speak another language? #4 can you name 200 countries? #5 why would any one want to date a man who doesnt enjoy whole foods, the arts, intelligent women, opera, going to graduate school, learning from others, and #6 can you even spell pasta?
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I love them both equally. I have no preference over the other. I stumbled upon this when I was looking for a book signing for their cookbooks. And I am shocked that people would say such mean things about them. I've seen Rachael and she's the sweetest person, she wanted to stay longer for a signing and her manager told her she had to go. She wanted to sign autographs for all of the 10,000 people that were there. And the thing is that it was supposed to be a Q&A session for the local news and it turned into a book signing. The news lady was saying that there wasn't supposed to be any signings or pictures and Rachael said "Let's give the people what they want." And she never lost her cool, she even hurt herself trying to bend down in heels and stretching accross the stage trying to get everyone she could. I have to admit that a lot of her recipes are strange but everyone has different tastes and I love many recipes in her books, something for all tastes. Ok, now about Giada, you are all talking about her fake boobs and teeth and blah blah blah. But let me tell you something, if it was an ugly fat woman in a nightgown hosting that cooking show would you watch it? She didn't want to be in the limelight, she was trying to stay out of the TV world because she didn't want to do the Hollywood thing, and she has been offered many times to be an actress. She didn't think she would become as popular as she did. And her recipes are quick and easy, I can say that from experience. And as far as her "accent" goes, she comes from an authentic Italian family, and she tries. I bet she hears from her mom and other relatives that she's mispronouncing things all the time. So if she's ever read any of this, it's nothing she's never heard before. I have a couple of her cookbooks as well as Rachael Ray's. They both appeal to different dynamics. Sure, Rachael is cheesy many times, but people can relate to her because she looks approachable and she looks like any mom trying to fix a meal for her family. Even though she's not classically trained, she's done what many of us have, practice what she's been taught from her mom and relatives, a lot of people can relate to that. And she is indeed approachable. And Giada is a classicly trained chef, she went to France and completed the Cordon Bleu program. Very tough program. She originally had a major in Anthropology, but I'm glad she stuck to cooking, because her food is delicious and so it Rachael's. So all of you saying negative things about them are just haters and don't know what you're talking about. Think before you speak. They are both wonderful people and are very nice. And if anyone here says that they've tried to meet them and it seemed like they blew you off, remember, they are human beings too like you and me and have their days when they don't want to be bothered. That's all I have to say on that matter. So shut up if you don't know what you're talking about. You can write back and talk crap. This is coming from a true fan of the Food Network whose done the research and can look past the petty shit and quirks that annoy you out of these two amazing women. The End.
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She dresses very trashy, I guess to show off those huge breast implants. She should get some rhinoplasty as well. Yikes! She is one ugly gnome.
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I love Giada! She is a great cook and knows what she is doin. Rachel learned all her stuff from her family and doesn't even really do her own stuff. I went to school, le cordon bleu, with a girl that interned with her and from the pictures I've seen and the things she told me. Rachel is a BIG fake and a big ass bitch once the camaras go off. Giada is real and very sweet. I pick her over Rachel any day hands down!!
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All of you that wrote nasty things, you all sound like you have major problems. Give YOURSELVES a reality check and see if you can ever measure up to people who have chosen to make a life for themselves. In a world filled with hatred, your comments sound like you all could be the next "Sadam."
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All you people saying hatefull things about both of these talented gorgous girls are just sorry pitifull people who wish you lived the life they both enjoy. I my self love both of them for their differences in apperance and cooking styles. THATS WHY THEY BOTH HAVE SHOWS! THEY ARE DIFFERENT.Rachael has the average womans body with the nice booty,pretty face and bubbly personality. Giada is simply fine as hell from head to ..well countertop lol..and yes really nice boobies (sorry ladies, I am a man). As far as their cooking talent I love both of their styles depending on what mood I'm in. The only one I can't really follow is barefoot contessa. A good cook she may be but she's boring, and has no personality. STOP THE HATE ON RAY & GIADA.It only shows how ignorant you all are.
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There is only one way to settle the argument of Rachael Ray vs Giada. Put them both in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil and have them wrestle. That way, we all win.
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I'd wouldn't hit either raw dog in the butt.
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Rachel Ray's boobs have nothing on Giada's....
LOL @ pancake tits
Go blue,
Chef
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LOL @ Rachel Rays banana breast ...
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Anyone who.... picks Rachel............Ray...........Is a .....................ruined......................................goofball..............
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I once saw Rachel Ray bite a tire right off a '57 Buick.
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Come on now Giada is a HOTTIE but she is anoying as all get out, i still wouldnt throw her outa bed. No that Rachel Ray i would belive she bit the tire of off a 57 buick, shes a real pain in the ass. Now as for Giada's cooking its not all authentic italian, thats just the facts, spend 5 years in Italy then tell me im wrong.
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btw i was acually looking for naked pictures of her whn i found this place(Giada that is)
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This blog is really funny. So funny that I cried. I like Giada because she is relatively classier than Rachel Ray&doppelganger, but I don't get why Giada wears low-cut shirts with her B cup boobs. There really is nothing to look at. It's painful even.
Rachel Ray is unbelievably annoying and blue collar and now she has a doppelganger on Simply Delicioso named Ingrid Hoffman--even her commercials are annoying. I want to rip my arm off and shove it down RR/IH 's throat to make her/them stop speaking, or making noise or whatever they call themselves doing. I just call it painful.
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There is no comparison because Rachel Ray is not in Giada's league. Giada tits are world class hooters. Rachel has fried eggs.
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This is hilarious! I am not a big fan of Rachael, Giada, Sandra, or Ina. But I don't hate them, either.
1. R.Ray is so corny and way too perky and has an annoying voice. I won't make fun of her body, though, b/c what can she do? She's not really fat.... I did not know she was 38! She looks way younger.
Her recipes are OK. I have tried a few. I know she is not a professionally trained chef and that doesn't bother me.
2. Giada has a giant head and a totally fake smile. She also is snobbish and talks down to the audience. It's tacky to show cleavage like that. and can u say "push-up bra!" I don't think she's all that. But to each hos own. Never have tried any of her recipes, but some look yummy.
3. Sandra Lee - her food looks nasty and I wish I had seen the "Kwanzaa Cake" episode. Her color coordinated kitchen is over-the-top ridiculous. The "tablescapes" are over-done. she has a cocktail recipe every episode and comes across and a serious drunk.
4. Ina. I don't know what to say about her. Why does she have so many gay male friends? and who wants to entertain at EVERY meal!?
I am not fans of any of these women but i don't hate them either. they are all doing well for themselves and that's a nice accomplishment. I usually judge a cooking show by the recipes- will i really use them or are they totally far fetched or for chefs only?
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Giada is hot, so much more than Rachael Ray. Mrs Ray have a funny looking body, she does look better with the dark hair she has now but still Giada has her beat
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Giada is HOT. Rachel ray loooks like a cavewoman/troll and she is anoying, even more so in her stupid dunkin donut commercial. And for the morons calling Giada a bobblehead wtf are you talking about look at Rachel she is the bobblehead just look at her FHM pics it looks like her head copied on someone elses body she is the bobblehead
http://www.omgblog.com/images/rachel-ray-fhm03.JPG
http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel5.jpg
http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/food/rr.jpg Prove me wrong :D
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yeah, she's nasty - nasty HOT!
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And talk about manhands.
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oh, but she's married anyway, so I can't even pretend to have a chance with her--and she hasn't done any revealing photo spreads that I know of---so screw her and her bullshit cooking. She's just taking work away from better chefs who actually need the work, and aren't some spoiled rich brats.
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and Giada "hater"?? wow afteer this week's sad Virginia Tech news, you would think some human beings would grow up (or get help!)
God bless Giada, Rachel, and all the unseen great women who cook and bring joy to millions daily around the world.
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dearest chompers and other children born of imus
#1what did your mother's make for sunday dinner? (id hate to taste her over boiled noodles)
#2-have you ever been in an italian cultured household #3 do you even have a passport or speak another language? #4 can you name 200 countries? #5 why would any one want to date a man who doesnt enjoy whole foods, the arts, intelligent women, opera, going to graduate school, learning from others, and #6 can you even spell pasta?
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As far as food goes Giada actually makes things I want to eat and feel I could make, her show is not stuck up with snobby foods like others.
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Watched her first time this morning! So, what's wrong with quick and easy snacks? A kid can do it! But only with the stoked imagination!
Her shows would be even better if they were done nekkid, topless or even in a bikini.
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I would love to be blindfolded and forced to slurp giada and rachaels puckered poopholes and then guess who's who---I want to push my tongue so far into rachael's ass that it pops out her ear and smack's giadas ass ohhhhhh squirting nowwwww
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