The Bastardly Evening News - Feb. 14, 2006 - Beatdown Edition
Posted on Tuesday, February 14th, 2006 @ 4:21pm by zombiefranz
* How to get beat down by Eminem's crew, in 3 easy steps. Step 1: Tommy Lee talks shit about Kid Rock, a native Detroiter. Step 2: Eminem, also a native Detroiter, overhears this shit talking. Step 3: Eminem sends some people to ask Tommy Lee (via fist) to please keep quiet. Result: The lead picture. I can't say I'm upset about this japping...I paid good $$$ to be FULLY rocked by Motely Crue this summer and they only rocked me about 14%, so this feels kinda like divine justice. [Dlisted]
* Kurt Cobain was an emo tool badly in need of a beatdown. In fact the day he died I treated myself to some Ben & Jerry's ice cream; it was a happy day for me...my only regret was that someone didin't kick his ass while he was alive. Well, here's a blast from the past - Kurt getting *totally* STOMPED by one of his own bouncers for being a douchebag. Today is a good day. [HumpingFrog]
* Jay-Z is a motherfucking PIMP. Not in that he has sex with millions of women, *for free*, on a daily basis (which he probably does), but because if some bitch gets up in his face, he isn't afraid to pop her in the mouth to make her shut up. Truly, chivalry is not dead. [Dlisted]
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OK, here it goes:
1. Tommy Lee is FUGLY as hell and probably deserved the ass-kicking
2. FU! Kurt Cobain and the rest of the Nirvana crew were the last of a dying breed called "talented musicians". Remember those? They actually knew how to play instruments and sing........
3. Jay-Z is a son of a bitch! Holy Hell, if that girl was me, he would have gotten his eyes clawed out and his balls crushed.
In response (even though you didn't ask for one),
Naw, I'm pretty sure his body guards woulda beat the shit out you.
Damn, Tommy Lee is ugly!
Yeah, and the snowflake by the body guard's nose looks like a huge snot blob. Just thought I'd share.
Oh, and Jacquelyn, I was just effing around, by the way.
Wouldn't it be funny if Em's posse got Hep C from beating down Tommy? That would be sweet irony. Or cruel. One or the other.
One more reason for me to hate Jay Z. That ugly motherfucker.
Tommylee is nasty! Did you ever see when he had that brown/green thick tongue fungus or bacteria shit!? Yuark!
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