The Bastardly Evening News - Feb. 10, 2006
Friday, February 10th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon

* For a greasy illiterate, Posh Spice looks kinda hot. Homegirl went all commie on us and appeared in the Russian GQ. The pics are nice, though I woulda rather seen her in a Gulag setting... [SaveManny]
* How hot would it be if I gave you cats a link to pics of Kylie Minogue getting super *raunchy* with a female stripper, grabbing bobbie and making out? Well, I can't do that...but...I *can* give you one of her equally hot sister doing that stuff. [Break]
* Why is Lindsay Lohan trying to collect STD samples from as many men as she can? Is she a scientist? Just curious? In recent times, she has made bangbang with Bruce Willis, Ryan Adams, Jared Leto and now Benicio Del Toro...soon she will run out of celebrities. Watch out...you could be next... [WWTDD]












good bike riding outfit...
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dude....those aren't pics of kylie but they are actually pics of her sister danni....but who really cares, she is still really hot.... ps. huge fan and daily reader of bastardly!!
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Those pictures of Posh are gross.
I thought it was Pink until I read the comments..
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incredible photo shoot on those posh pictures!!!
how in the world did the get the seemingly permanent fake-tan grease on her face to come off? y'all HAVE noticed that right? that girl is always fucking shining.
boy, that photoshop is something else....
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Super Commander that is totally not on using breast cancer against someone, your definitely going to hell on that one....
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Ummm...homey...I said they were pics of her sister in the posting...
But yeah...she is pretty damn hot and she don't have the boob cancer like her sis.
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Man she looks good in those pics I have to admit. U know she's always been pretty, just comes off kinda 'whore' like sometimes. 2nd header - I think we've all got a stripper story!!! Just didn't make it onto the internet!! 3rd - Lindsay? No comment @ this time!
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