The Bastardly Evening News - Feb. 9, 2005
Thursday, February 9th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon
* Sure, Jessica Alba is probably the hottest chick in the world, but Angelina is a *close* second and would do the most horrible, wonderful things to you in the bedroom (and let you do the same to her). Sigh. Fuck you, Brad Pitt. Fuck. You. [Dlisted]
* Life is all about balance, so I must balance the Angelina pic with something as revolting as she is hot. BEHOLD! Pictures of Don Vito (muy NSFW) getting *nasty* with some jacked up, white-trash, crackhead stippers in what appears to be someone's basement. The best pic is where he's holding the beer. Look. You'll see what I mean. [Dlisted]
* Monkey Murder! Alan Shalleck one of the cats responsible for bringing Curious George to books and TV has been murdered! Well, *I'm* calling it a murder - his body was found under a bunch of garbage outside his home - the police are only calling it a "possible murder"...cuz, you know...when you die of natural causes or commit suicide, you still have time to bury yourself under a mound of garbage. I have a nagging suspicion that the murderer is a man in a yellow hat... [Yeeeah!]
Supreme Commander, screw you a million times over for that second post on Don Vito........... I am such a dumb*ss for having looked at it.......... I think I will be throwing up for days on end now.........
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Angelina Jolie > Jessica Alba
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Angelina Jolie vs Jessica Alba could possibly be the greatest Bastardly Matchup ever...
it's like the Bulls of the 90's vs the Lakers of the 80's.... the 49ers of the 80's vs the Patriots of recent years... it could possibly offset the universe... i don't think we're ready for that yet.
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dude, don vito is one horny mother fucker.
i think i posted a photo of him a couple weeks back w/ him grabbing some girl's boobie
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Yes, AJ in her prime is a first ballot hall of fame hottie, no question... but dunno... these days (even before the pregging), she's starting to look a tad used up. I'd say her hotness rep in the public eye is kinda cresting on her former momentum. kinda like payton in his bucks stint, still really good, not quite furious george sonic era great, but still really good, but about to fall the fuck off real soon.
Thoughts, fellow bastards?
and if mycomparison of AJ to payton with references to a fat bald george carl disturbs you, then ha ha, mission accomplished. that is still better then making us see don vito mack on crack hos.
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Angelina Jolie is the hottest thing i have ever seen on the planet. She blows Jessica Alba away in the sexiness factor!!! BY FAR BIOTCH!!!
Angelia looks hotter than anything , even with crap smeared all over her face!! i'd do her in a second!!!
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Plus Alba is a dude compared to Angelina !!!
Yeah. you heard me.....DUDE!!!!
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