The Bastardly Evening News - Feb. 8, 2006
Wednesday, February 8th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon
* Keira Knightley is rocking significantly more hotness than Scarlett up in this piece...Scarlett is honestly looking a bit like a chunky zombie. Now...I know everyone and their mom gots this picture, but what they don't got and you can see by clicking the link is Scarlett "acting all shady" during the shoot...kinda amusing. Btw, the dude in the pic is Tom Ford...he pretty much *invented* vagina. [Dlisted]
* Joe Francis, the creator of Girls Gone Wild, got robbed in his own home, at gunpoint, a while ago. His robber just pled guilty to the robbery. The robber's genius lies in the fact that he video-taped Francis while robbing him, thereby giving us wonderful images like Francis, with his pants pulled around his ankles and a pink vibrator on his ass dropping gems like "My name is Joe Francis, I'm from Boys Gone Wild, and I like it up the ass." If I was the judge, I woulda let the robber off based on the pure hilarity of his actions. [BoingBoing]
* Mariah Carey has said that she wears a bib when she eats in bed. Yeah, read that again. This fat, retarded slag not only eats in bed, but wears a bib to do so...probably wears a bike helmet when walking around the house and can be easily entranced by shiny objects. Someone should convince her to compete in the Special Olympics...pie is up, bitch. [Ananova]
there is no need for the guy......
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they are both attractive but i gotta give more props to Scarlett...i like a little squish...
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I feel that I really need to see the shoot to get a real sense of who's really rocking the naked.
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i think they are both gross... pale... one is 2 skinny one is 2 chub.... lets see more brunetts!! adriana lima.... bipasa basu.... thats more like it
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moe.. where is the indian love! I'm indian and portugese... show some loveeee :-)))!!
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Scarlett looks great and Keira looks like a 12 year-old boy, both body and face
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I would *totally* bang a 12 year old boy that looked like Keira...
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i am dying to see an Indian & portugueese mix.
Lisa, I think it's time for us to mail you a tank top & for you to get rated---bastardly style!!!
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Hey, I saw the one in the video that was sans-dude. Correction sans-creepy-dude. Why'd they have to put him in? Scarlett was pretty pasty, though. And the bright-red lipstick didn't help matters. She should fire her makeup person. Or fire somebody's makeup person. Famous people can fire people that don't actually work for them. Right?
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haha.. nah... i'm too shy for all that.
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no worries, Lisa. I had to try for the sake of the bastardly community.
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~APaLeMeSs~
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Scarlett DOES look great! I totally don't think it's wrong to have some meat on you.......... and I am not just saying that because I am a woman. If I were a man, I would surely prefer someone with curves and a waistline over someone who looks like a concentration camp victim. The shoot makes both of them look washed out, but I am assuming that is the effect they were going for??? Anyway, Scarlett is a natural, curvaceous, beautiful young woman. She rocks!
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Blew, a pasty white ass, Nah i like a bit of chocolate on mine...
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Those girls aren't usually that colorless; they were going for that effect. Even so, I'd rather have perfect alabaster skin than some orange chick who can't figure out how to make her color work for her, so instead she's radioactive and will have leather skin by the time she's 40.
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Nah i think Scarlett is a little 2 thick.. maybe loss just 5-10 lbs and shell be good. Like britneys old body... it was still not stick skinny but it was strong, yet still feminine....
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Don't get me wrong, they both look great, but I agree that Scarlett is a bit thicker then she usually appears on the carpet. The pasty-white thing is totally what they were going for, if not they'd change it. I think it's a great cover, I agree lose the dude...it like one of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not the same, just looks out of place.
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too bad for the girls gone wild guy
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The photo kind of put me off...i think both kiera and scarlett are really pretty but the pic didnt do them justice. And i dont think scarlett looks fat....just slutty
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[...] Sure Supreme Commander already posted the pic on his evening news. [...]
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scarlett = beached whaleeeee
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since when did vanity fair turn into playboy?
they finally realized that they need to show tits & ass in order to sell mags. good for them.
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Bipasha has a little meat too, but GOD DAMN, she is super sexy.
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Pics Lisa?! that sounds like a great mix
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