eh.

Damn she has a nice EVERYTHING!!! Jessica Alba is fine in face and body, sheer perfection!

She pretty and all... but I seriously think her butt looks kinda weird in those pictures. I think she needs to pull her swimsuit out of her crack and it would look better.

JA is totally out of his league. What is he, a personal assistant or something?

Come on, hes gotta be way better than Brits pic of K-Fed. Id bang him, cept im not Jessica Alba. And as for her ass, well its way better than Star Jones, (who I think Bastardly has a werid fixation on) Could you imagine lookin at that nasty ass?

Eek. He's ugly, gives me the impression that he's dirty and smelly, got man boobs (pic #2 on pg 1), and is fat. Maybe he chanced upon Aladdin's lamp and the genie granted him his wish. Either that or JA is has severe vision impairment.

Can someone explain to me who Cash Warren is. I seriously have no clue.

He's a lucky man, she's hot. He's not terrible looking, I definatly think that she could do better, but whatever.

I've actually seen her butt better but its because of the bathing suit. Im not a lesbian and all i wanna do is bite her ass. I swear to god I wish I could.

i am with you AnnClaire, that bottom is biteable & i am not a lesbian either. she has a hot body, but i have to disagree with most of you on her face. i just dont find her THAT pretty. she is attractive & all, but her face doesnt do it for me.
there is something very dumb looking about her in the face. i cant really explain it. i just dont think her face is all that spectacular or impressive, plus her acting stinks.
now the amazing body is an entirely different story & i dont think cash is all THAT bad.

Ohavne plavky. Thats all I have to say.

Her ass looks bony. Unattractive, but she is though.

Nokak girl,
Thanks for the scoop, baby. KFed thought he was pulling a Cash Warren, but all he did was show that trailer trash Britney for what she really was. At least Cash hooked up with the classy JA.

I will lay the pwnage on Ca$h Warren, then make wild animal love to jess alba.

Now to plan when to do this...>.>

JA captures my soul with every glance. Hot damn!! Why oh why did I not move to Hollywood. I love that woman, and I don't even know here....woe is me...=(

Me and some friends hung out with JA in the Cayman Islands back in 2004. She's really laid back as a person and hung out with our retarded group (3 medical students who werent smart enough to make it into a US med school so we went to an offshore one). One of my friends, who's kinda a loser looking dude, actually kept in touch with her via email and phone, and rumour has it that THEY were kinda hooking up. He's definantly not a good looking guy, but he HAD BALLS. I think thats what it takes to get JA. Balls.
PS: She's very hot, but she looks a littler hotter on the big screen rather than in person.

HER ASS HAS CELLULITE! are you people BLIND?!

Jessica Alba is a beautiful gurl and i think shes a terrific actress! You peepz dont know what ur on about when you say her acting stinks?? and her face just doesnt do it for you! LoL! her acting is the bomb and shes very pretty and im jelous tht she can basically get any guy she wants! Cash is aittte you go gurl! 0h and btw herr ass looks like any other ass i have seen how can you criticise it??? her ass does not have cellulite shes f***** skinny!
Bye ya'll

Cash Warren is the son of long time film and television actor and UCLA basketball legend, Michael Warren.

i think cash is a hottie. he looks like a real sweet person and he got a nice body too (i think) but i do think paul walker is way hotter than him but maybe she attracted to his peronality. plus he looks like one of my egyptian guy firends and he is fucking sexy man much finer than cash, anyways my point is they look sweet together and atleast he aint some ghetto ass mexican, probably the type she woulda ended up with if she hadnt gone hollywood.

Uh, Just to let you know, Cash Warren went to Harvard and graduated near the top of his class, he was going to be an agent at William Morris Agency but decided that working for a director would give him more experience as a producer. How do I know all this? Cause I live in New York and I have friends that have mutual friends with him and he is one of the coolest guys you will meet. FYI you all!

If they are happy that is all that really matters. :)

I have to say that Jessica Alba is very good looking. I dont think she's dumb at all...and I can understand why she's going out with Cash Warren, because she's an intelligent girl. I guess she can pretty much date any guy she wants. Cash seems to treat her like a queen and he's not bad looking at all...(maybe work out a little bit). She probably wants a guy who is totally devoted to her. They make a great couple. You go girl!

UMMM where exactly is the CELLULITE on her ass sinzi - you must be on something and seeign things - you R crazy!!

she has cellulite on the back of her legs, thats it! the rest of her is pure perfection! and about cash, he is nice to her, obviously the perfect guy to get over the whole michael w. breakup! he is what she needs right now, not some stuck-up hit actor who looks better then her and gets payed better then she does...

thank you gia! i think that JA is a cutie and that she has a nice body...but come on you guys act like she's just the hottest thing walking when there are so many other BEAUTIFUL(more than cute) ladies out there! i'm not hatiing i just don't understand...but to each his own, i guess we all see different things in people some things do it some things don't...JA doesn't do it for me.Mya on the other hand...

I think cash warren is very sexy!=]

what is wrong with you people she has celulite wtf any ways if she were that ugly she wouldnt be number 1 and you wouldnt all be there looking at these pics
by the way she can date who she wants even if she aint datin the hottest chick right now maybe hes nice and all
anyways see you all alter chow , i personaly thinks she rocks and she is so sexy
(that you cant deny)

Jessica alba always has her swimsuit bottoms tuck in her ass crack and by the way her ass isnt that great shes not super hot but shes kinda pretty looking

ps she needs to stop dying her hair blonde!

If anyone is bothered by a few dimples on an ass like hers, I'm afraid you will never have sex with anyone. That's a fact of humanity, and hers is about as good as they come. If this upsets you, enjoy a life of wanking to magazines.

I think they make a very cute couple. All of you who think that even the most beautiful actresses don't have any cellulite on their bodies..THINK AGAIN!!! There's a thing called "touch-ups" when you see them in magazines. Even the models have cheese on their ass if you were to see them in person or in a tabloid.

Hi, first of all i am a christian, i am only 18 and i am half way across the world in New Zealand. You guys are unbelievealbe, you are so narrow minded when you start bad mouthing the decisions Jessica alba makes, espessialy when you have no idea what she is looking for in a soul mate. Cash Warren has alot in common with Jessica Alba, and did it ever acure to you that he is what she wants and has been longing for her whole life, someone she can call her own and have a sense of belonging to someone who genuinely loves her for she is and resects her as a women.

Well to sum it up i think that Jessica Alba is beautiful beyond perfection, beyond description and most of all a wonderful women with a lovely life who has ever right to live the life she wants.

sorry, i dont see it, i like other women. she isnt UGLY or gross or fat or anything i just dont think shes the best hottest thing like all of you do. and NO im not gay, not blind or stupid. i have my own opinions, and FUCK YOU IF YOU THINK ANYTHING ELSE!
sorry, i like victoria beckham, at least shes a little thinner, with a nicer ass

I think Jessica Alba is a smart person but I think Cash Warren is ugly and she can do so much better. I think she should still marry Michael Weatherly

Dane, you're an idiot. No one give a shit if you're 18 or Christian. And don't call people narrow-minded you mother fucker. If anyone is narrow-minded it's your retarded Christian ass.

Yeah, I take offence to that comment, Adrian.
He's obviously one of the very few blokes out there that don't see women as objects, rather sees them as people, probably the same way Cash Warren sees Jessica.

An example of this stupidity is when I was asked, given the opportunity, would I "do" Jenninfer Lopez, and, guessing by the astounded reaction, I got the answer wrong, by saying "NO".
You know why? Jennifer Lopez is an extremely horrible person, and that puts me off entirely.
Cash Warren? Well, he's probably a great guy, intelligent, witty, funny, charming, geee.......I wonder why Jessica Alba went for him?

Mr cash has the worst tatoos I've ever seen. The chinese characters look like they were drawn by a child and what is the crap circle around. It actually says "buddism" - what an idiot. The whole idea of tatooing buddism on your body is so NOT buddist anyway.
Wouldn't you laugh if some wanna-be japanese actor had christianity tatooed on his shoulder.... This the same thing.
The one above his ankle which is "ki" or spirit is even worse. - so cheesy. Get some originality dude.

Badly done Kanji tatoos are so lame

Ok, I'm just jealous cause his GF is hot.

Oh shit guys!
Come on, they are actually hectically adorable together! Well whatever, I think they look in love and really happy!
Mwah Mwah
Dee

FUCK OFF BITCHES THAT FAT UGLY CELLULITE FILLED VD CUNT WOULDNT MAKE ME LOOK TWICE UNLESS SHE WAS RIDDLED WITH BULLETS FROM A FUCKIN UZI. THATS IT! ID JUST LOVE TO SEE HER.....DEAD! FAT UGLY BITCHES NEED TO ALL DIE!!! I LOVE THIN TIGHT WOMEN WITH LITTLE FEET! MICHEAL JACKSON CALLED, YOS, HE WANTS HIS PEDOPHILIA BACK
DAMN CASH WARREN, LEAVE THAT STD BARRIO BRAT AND GET WITH SOMEONE HOT!
JOLIE, HEIDU KLUM, LOHAN, ID EVEN FUCK HILTON BAREBACK, SOBER THAN EVEN TOUCH ANYTHING ON SLOBBA'S GROSS BODY

Yeah she does have cellulite but she's still hot. I rekon her face is the best part of her and she seems like a very sweet girl on tv. I think she could do much better than Cash tho... like me for instance! Lucky bastard!

/ dont have ANY cellulite OR dimples on MY sweet ass or thighs ;)
so there! :)
then again, i work out 6 days a week for 3 hours....hey, one of those hours is an ass workout by itself!! heehee, sorry but i love my bod!! ;)....now if i could only have those awesome long legs like kornikova...;)...seeing that im only 5 feet tall!!!

I WILL KILL YOU CASH!!!!!FU**IN' BASTARD!!!!!

OH JEALOUS, DO I LOVE YOU. AND HELL YEA THE FAT CUNT SLOBBAS GOT CELLULITE, ITS LIKE SHE WENT INTO THE MOVIE FIGHT CLUB AND STOLE ALL THE FAT FROM THE MEDICAL WASTE BOXES AND JUST SAT IN A VAT OF FAT. BUT THEN AGAIN, SHES A THICK GIRL, EVEN IF SHE DID GET ANOREXIC. SHE PROBABLY IS THE WORST EXCUSE FOR HUMAN SPACE IN THE FUCKIN GALAXY. WHICH, YOU COULD ALSO FIT INTO HER SMELLY TWAT.
DONT LIKE WHAT I SAID? SUCK IT BITCHES
JEALOUS EXCLUDED, I WANT PIX OF HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOBBA=FAT AND UGLY. NUFF SAID

lol vito!!!!!!!!! you always make me laugh out loud with your tirades on that fat bitch!!!!
she DOES have cellulite, if you cant see it your a fucking blind as shit assclown.
cash needs to get with someone hot, but hes also lacking in the looks dept., just like his heinus girl!!!!! lol!!!!

YO HELL YEA SHES GOT CELLULITE--- CHECK IT
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0605/jessica-alba-mtv-fight-16.jpg&i... Alba Fights on MTV Pictures
LIKE YOU SAID, MOE AND JACKSON, THERE AINT NUTHIN WORSE THAN GOIN OUT WITH A CHICK WHO USED TO BE HOT! BUT SHE NEVER WAS. GIGGETY GIGGETY GOO, I AM VITO, AND SLOBBA SMELLS LIKE AN OLD MOLDY SHOE

oh thats just disgusting. vito, that link really showed me how fat she really is! i see her in the village all the time when shes here for 'movies' because shes so talented ( caugh-slut! caugh-overated! caugh-lacking talent! ) and she looks like a homeless person. a homeless person whos FED WELL!!!!!! besides shes indian and mexican and if anything stinks its them,everyone knows its a cross of BO and rotting animals. so that bitch got both ends of the smelly gene pool.

heehee vito your so funny!!!!!!!! ew, she is so full of dimples and celulite!!!!!! nnnaaasstttyy!!!!! ew, and she and cash look like they could share shoes.

oh my god, YYJ! your so right!!!!! her feet are HUGE!!!!! and that CEL-U-LITE!!!!!!yuckaaahhhhhaaaaaayyyyyy!!!!! i bet they DO share shoes! (laughing!! ) but is cash pigeon toed as well? HA!
vito, keep up the posts, and NYC boy, that was mean but really fucking funny!!!!!!! who cares shes an awful waste of human life. maybe she'll get hit by an 18 wheeler?

juniper, thats probably exactly what me and vito and nora and nyc boy want too!!
EW!!!!! her cellulite!!!!!! get her to a fucking spa!!!! heehee, the GAP spa!!!!!!

and her arse is so flabby, it always seems to swallow up her knickers. Yeah, suck it! lol

phred you said it!!!!! look at the cel-U-lite!!!!! grOOOOOSSSSSS!!! phred your so funny, you and vito make me laugh so hard!!! YYJ!!! whats up? HA! i love your comment on the gap spa!!!!! im laughing, like, SO hard!!!!! her man is so gross too, but maybe they have a good relationship, but who gives a 2/3rds of a shit, shes on nothing but a downward slope that spells, MORE fattyness and MORE of a useless waste of space! instead of her stupid dosns syndrome face in these beach pix, she looks like she thinks shes fucking jesus or something, shes making a sour pout as if shes pissed by the paparazzi! please! shes lucky they even took a shot of her face! HA! i love you YYJ! and phred and vito!!! ;) XO

Cash is not bad.But Jessica is super hot.That means;seperate you two!

ew, how can anyone be hot with all that cel-U-lite??? didnt you retards look at vito's link?
phred, help me out! i love phred and YYJ! and vito!!!!! ;)

I can't believe how nobody can see how her butt is droopy. I mean it looks like a sack of water and it's just dropping down and resting on her thighs, talk about pear-shaped and bulbous. I mean it looks like as if it's falling for crying out loud. I think the reason why she doesn't take all her clothes off is cos her arse is gonna fall right off, so she needs her knickers to hold it up. i mean if she took it off, her skin would probably rip at her hips and all the flab would just spill out.

phred....THANK you!!!!! sorry but celulite is just vile and skeevy. she needs to get micro derm on her ass and thighs. i doubt that would help.....i mean, dont most latina girls turn into huge pear shaped things when they hit 30? ;) heehee im irish and swedish, i have the AWESOME genes!!! ;)

THANK YOU FOR THE STIFFY JEALOUS!!!!! DAMN YOU CASH WARREN MY BUTT HOW ABOUT GOD FUCKIN DAMNIT THAT BITCH IS STILL ALIVE??!!!! HOW COME THERE AINT NO HOTTIES SHOWN ON HERE AS MUCH AS THERE ARE FUGLIES? I DONT CARE IF THERE SLUTS, BUT THEY GOTTA BE HOT!!!!!!!
SLOBBA IS THE MOST OVERRATED USED UP PILE OF 5 STORY SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND HEARD OF. I BET HER PUSSY IS NOTHING BUT 12 FOOT LONG MEAT CURTIANS.
DONT LIKE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY? FUCKIN SUCK IT BITCHES

OK I'm gonna weigh in and say that any dude with Chinese characters tattooed on his arm is a douche! (even worse for his ankle). That said, Jessica seems to dig him so he must have some redeeming qualities... ...Nah, he's a douche!!! (I'm so jealous)
Also, anybody criticizing Jessica's ass is a moron. She's looking tight!! There's nothing fake going on there. Thanks for reading.

nope, cellulite everywhere. get over her, no one will be "wanking" to mags, i dont know who in gods name would want a fat bitch with celulite. but isnt she spanish? spanish girls get all the fat genes in the ass and thighs

[...] Okay, I’ll be the first to start off the the whole, “I have a different lollipop she could suck on.” comments… alright, I know you guys can come up with a whole lot better. DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!!!! [...]

they are probably the sexiest couple alive atm.. i think hes jus as hot as she is :p i think itd be a sandwich id love to a part of.. hehe

aLL U BITCHES ARE JUST JEALOUS OF JESSICA AND HER LOOKS HOW CAN U COMENT ON HER WHEN U DONT EAVEN KNOW HER U DUMB FUCK

I hate him, he stole her from me.

This post must be re-named to

THE WHORE WHO IS FUCKING CASH WARREN

Because damn that boy is fiiiine....

All those people who think that Jessica is an angel i say that you are wrong. She is a goddess!! All of you who call her a whore and slut you can all burn in hell you stupid mother fucking cunts. Especially VITo yo stupid mother fucking cunt. You retarded mother fucker go and jack off to some gay porn you stupid shit because if you think that JA is not hot you are gay you faggot. Anyone else who says anything bad about JA can just go to hell and die. Cash Waren is a stupid motha fucker whos ugliness beats even that of michael jackson. And damn did he star as the 'FAT CUNT' in Fat Albert the Movie. Furthermore he is no more a directors assistant than he is sexy. Jessica is perfection made flesh. A godess incarnate.

P.S. i will hunt down all you heretics who talk shit about her!!

peace ya'll

yo i hate to be a drag here but althought i AM a gay man, i am SO sick of jessica alba!!!!!!!!!! every movie she makes sucks the fattest part of peter griffen's ass, and the myv awards were so fixed, just like the last 2 elections. MWAH hahahaha! seriously, she is awful. no style and no talent....

is jessica really 5'7 in height??

I WANT TO GET TO AMERICA!! why am i born in europe :( never gona meet celebs from here :( :'(

i had sex with jesssica alba

I love how when other women are jealous of a beautiful girl all they can say is "She's fat" or "look at her cellulite". WTF, what human doesn't have body fat? And when did having the correct amount of body fat become a bad thing? And do any of you not have cellulite? Stop, you're typical. I bet you guys think Jennifer Aniston is just GORGEOUS! LMAO!

Cash is manly looking, handsome. Something girls who can only handle boys who look kind of effiminate wouldn't know how to handle.

Good for you Jessica!

Cash Warren is the son of Michael Warren, the African-American actor known for his role as Officer Hill on Hill Street Blues. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Warren_(actor)

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0912966/bio

cash went to yale, not harvard, and i doubt he was in the top of the class. but he was a cool guy overall. i cant believe he's with alba though. thats just too much for me.

I can 't believe she didn t dumped that lucky basterd yet..

HEY ALL. i HATE slobba becouse i m GAY.

hello i think that you should leave these people alone, they are nice looking couple anyone who has anything bad to say must be bombaclaut jealous, dem just wish that they were in they shoes, get a life people this is my filast comment as i got better things to do with my time like work and make my own money

#78 your NOT vito, so STFU and get on with your life. for gods sake, he fought in iraq! give him some credit, most of the soliders who make it out of there alive are a little crazy, but i did read another comment about how he runs his brothers business, goes to school and takes care of his gramma. lies? who fucking knows, but dont call him gay, and just because a man dosent like her it dosent mean hes gay, and just because a girl dosent like her dosent make her jealous. to each his own.
furthermore, her butt does look a little dimply.

HE lies! and yes it does,it means it

Hey if she wants to go out with someone who is not that great looking (like Cash). is not a stuck-up actor asshole, and will treat her like a Godess then why the fuck doesn't she go out with me!!!! I have a lot of things in common with her. I love golf, can "throw down" some chicken wings (she said it on Jimmy Kimmel), and, of course, would love to go to the super bowl with her. And right before the game, make love to her under the stars at the tailgating party. I would treat her like the Godess that she is. I would love to just have one chance to make her see how much better I can be than Cash. Oh, and since she loves Coldplay so much, "In My Place" or "Clocks" could be our wedding song.

Peace and Love-Tom

PS. Hey BigMike could you get her e-mail adress and number from your friend. I would really like to take an initiative her and show her my "BALLS" such as Cash Warren did.

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN CASH WARREN (what kind of parents name their son Cash?), BUT I HAVE THE FEELING THAT HE'LL BE THE ONE BEATEN TO DEATH BY ANGRY FANS. ALBA FANS, CUZ HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

She was very beatiful when she played in Dark Angel(Season 1), with her curly hair.
And Honey too, but after that, when she became older she became ugly. with her blond hair and skinny body.
But she was very beautiful when she was 17, 18 and 19 years old.

Really really really pretty

-xx Goodlife (Y)

oh yah i want some of that!

fucking cash warren lucky ass bastard. I bet if i could spend 2 days with jessica i could steal her from cash warren.

She's the most beautiful, amazing and intelligent young woman. Cellulite? what are you talking about, dont tell me none of you here have it & did she say to you she doesnt have any. She's a human being just like all of us. You are so jealous, you just want to be her. Well, that aint gonna happen. Her beau might not be the most good looking guy in your eyes but in hers he is or she wouldnt be with him now, would she. JA is beautiful, sexy, amazing & she's rated no 3 of the top 99 women of 2007. Check out Askmen.com

He is a fuckin' nigger! check his imdb profile it say's so on the website. JA is sick, knowing this but still going out with that Monkey.

i hate that motherfucker!!!!........ nooooooooooo i wish i was hem!!!!! god deam it why alba!!!? whyyyyy!!!!?

THIS GUY NEEDS TO EAT A C**K.........HE IS C**K BLOCKIN ME FROM JESSICA ALBA!!!!!!!!!!

[...] DAAAAMNN YOU, CASH WARREN!! [...]

shez fugly
hate hur!

shes fuckin FULL of celuFAT!!!
dimples on a girls FACE is cute.... not on her thighs and ass!!!
get over her already ive seen better looking vomit.

Cash is cute! Jessica has cellulite! YESS!

Damn She got a nice ass!!!!! :)

I forgot to include, he's also got no hair, looks old and worn, and has horrid, lumpy and cratery complexion. But oh well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If that's what JA wants, good for her.

He is currently the man sleeping w/ Jessica Alba.

That's far better than being part of a great hollywood production & a fulltime position on its own...

HA!

It appears that JA met The Loser on the set of "Fantastic Four" last year. IMDB lists Cash Warren as "assistant" to the film's director, Tim Story -- and on Story's previous flick, "Taxi."

So...what can one speculate? Tell me if this sounds familiar --

How 'bout that Cash Warren is one of those icky, arrogant, Hollywood Hanger-On types? Altho' he didn't have the brains to get into UCLA, he thinks he should be in The Industry as a director. So in order to be a director, the wannabe finds a way to hang out with one (Tim Story) as a fast-track. Note: he's listed as "assistant" to the director... not an Assistant Director...

So, Cash Warren might be insufferable and a no-talent, but that doesn't matter, because he's got HUGE BALLS and will leave dead bodies in his wake. So while on the set of the movie, there's the gorgeous JA -- a woman who's so blindingly magnificently beautiful that guys as chubby-flubby and sloppy and icky as Cash Warren wouldn't even DREAM of asking her out, for fear of rejection. But Cash Warren does! Why? Because he's an ass with BALLS! And JA...in her loneliness and bubble-headedness (just cuz she's got great cans and ass doesn't mean she has to be EINSTEIN, right?)...is flattered and agrees to go out with him. Even tho' he's icky, arrogant, doughy, a no-talent, gross, and one of those deplorable, leech-like, shallow Hollywood-icky-types. And because JA is a Hollywood Hottie with a skyrocketing career, she will facilitate -- much like Britty with K-Fed...or in year's past: Barbra Streisand and her hair stylist, Jon Peters -- and Cash Warren will soon rule the world (even if for only 15 minutes...which is probably LONGER than he can keep it up when in the sack with JA).

So. Whadya think? Does that sound like the story here? And don't it make you CRAZY that a chick as HOT as JA is not only sucked-in...but Sucking His, as well? Wild, huh? It's Hollywood, baby!

dump

She was very beatiful when she played in Dark Angel(Season 1), with her curly hair.
And Honey too, but after that, when she became older she became ugly. with her blond hair and skinny body.
But she was very beautiful when she was 17, 18 and 19 years old.

Really really really pretty

-xx Goodlife (Y)