Is Angelina Jolie Pregnant?



It appears that the Gods of the magazine world are getting desperate.



First, Life & Style brings you exclusive new evidence pointing to pregnancy for Angelina Jolie. When the actress returned to the set of The Good Shepherd in early December for a few days of reshoots after a two-month break, the crew immediately noticed a problem: The costumes no longer fit over Angie's suspicious stomach bump. “Her body had changed so much,� an on-set insider tells Life & Style, “that her wardrobe had to be refitted to give her extra room in the tummy area. Several dresses had to be altered.�

Causing even more speculation: “Angelina nearly fainted several times and had to be taken off to the side to rest,� says the insider. “People on set were thinking, She's obviously pregnant! All signs point to that.� [Life & Style Mag via Pop Sugar]


Highly doubtful.

Seeing as to how Brad Pitt has placed Angelina on the Pussy-Pedestal (stole that from 40-Year Old Virgin), I highly doubt he's having too much sex with Angelina these days. Moreover, when Angie does allow Brad to venture into her sacred palace of sexual pleasure, I highly doubt it's w/out a condom. After all, this is a lady who has quite a lot of experience sleeping around w/ tip-top clientele & after adopting two lottery-winning kids who require her undivided attention, this pregnancy news is next to bullshit.

If all that doesn't make sense, then this should: Angie is too smart to fall in love, w/ one of her sexual partners. It's a well-known fact that Angie is more in the business of friends w/ benefits than in finding true love. As you all know, the benefits portion of this friendship does not involve pregnancy.

If there is truth behind this story, Brad Pitt's penis should have its very own documentary. In the meantime, enjoy a few more Angie photos from her prime. Thank you, Jesus & Mohammad.

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42 Scandalous Comments

man,,, i'm gettin sick of this freak. yeah...she's hot of course but so are lots of people. consider the fact she is a self absorbed loon with about 30 different complexes and the chicks at hooters start looking hotter.

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Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 12:27pm

They can have kids, they can get married, they can publicly declare love for each other.

I, for one, will not believe they are even *seeing* each other until I see a leaked sex tape.

[preferably shot in DV, at least 18 minutes in length and going through a minimum of 5 different positions. Also, the money shot must be included.]

SC
SG

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 1:21pm

love brad, love angie and love mad and zah, if they're happy then i'm happy happy 4them, simple as that, lets all b happy happy.... happy happy new year 2 all.....

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 1:43pm

That'll be one beautiful baby.

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 2:05pm

If she is pregnant, then best wishes to Angelina and Brad. :)

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 3:40pm

Hey, congratulations if it turns out positive Jacquelyn.

Angie and Brad... Now that kid would come out of her womb ready to take over the world with it's perfection. Sweet Jeebus, we'd all be enslaved.

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 4:24pm

I have a different theory!! Assuming that Angie the sociopath is pregant with pretty boy Brad's child, I think two extraordinarily good-looking people such as these will cancel each other out and that said child will be repulsively ugly...like one-eyed, peg-legged Carnie with an eye patch ugly!!

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 4:36pm

Have you ever seen demi moores and burce willis kids? ick...

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 5:54pm

I doubt it, the bust would need to be adjusted before the stomach bump. At 9 weeks, women usually notice a change in bust size, and there's no way she'd have a stomach without a considerable change in bust size.

If she was on a two month break, the slight gain may be from just eating different than she would on the set of a movie. If this was a reshoot, then obviously she didn't feel as if she needed to maintain the eating habits she had during the movie.

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 6:23pm

If she is pregnant i think good on them, I wish them the best. I'm tired of people slagging her off. Angelina is at least concerned with the bigger issues, I admire her commitment to helping children and Africa's poor nations. How many celebs really continuosly help do anything of importance. Giving money is great, but actually taking the time to meet those in need and be of service is really admirable. I can understand why Brad is attracted to Jolie. She stands for something, she doesn't bitch, whinge and try to get people to feel sorry for her or take her side, she has stayed silent. She gives one third of her earnings to charity, to me she is someone who is really concerned with the welfare of others, how many celebs do you know who give that much, other than Bono?

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 11:48pm

i see the next bastardly match-up: the jolie-pitt baby vs. the stefani-rossdale baby!

good luck jacquelyn, and no, i highly doubt angelina's really preggers

Saturday, December 31st, 2005 @ 1:20am

accidents do happen...
BUT, didnt jolie once say that she could never feel right about giving birth to a baby when there are so many children out there that need adopting? i guess all that changes when you are fucking brad pitt.
i would think that since they are in love they arent using condoms, but she does strike me as the birth control patch type.

Sunday, January 1st, 2006 @ 9:18pm

I think she's preggers, and I'll tell you why. She's letting Brad adopt her two kids. I don't think adopting one's kids really falls into the friends with benefits category. It would make sense that she wants Brad to have a legal responsibility to Maddox and Zahara only if she is carrying Pitt's child. I can't think of any other reason she would allow him to adopt them. She's also dressing in suspiciously drapey clothing the last several weeks, but that reason is secondary to me. Time will tell, as they say...

Monday, January 2nd, 2006 @ 10:32pm

most stars have ehh looking babes but with Brad and Angies genetics there is really no room for error... no questionable combinations... it would have to be a beautiful baby... and anyone that says different must be blind with jealousy or lame-ass simpathy for Aniston, who doesn't deserve it. Jen will be known for two things only- being Rachel in friends and the woman that tried to get pregnant with Brad Pitts child and got dumped for a sexier woman who has kids... ouch. Aniston should stop announcing she's over it and really work on getting a life! You think if Angie and Brad split she be fussing about it- no she'd be off in another country making a difference in the world.

Friday, January 6th, 2006 @ 9:45pm

Brad iS DeFInitLY movINg UP the LAddER
FRIGID jen or EROTIC angelina
yeah... tough choice...

Friday, January 6th, 2006 @ 9:51pm

I think Angelina Jolie could possibly be the most beautiful woman in the world. God-given good looks; no silicone here, anywhere. She's hot, smart, sultry, seductive, wise to the ways of the world (after her poor choice in Billy Bob) and seems to portray a strength that makes women look like they could control the world. Don't think that for a minute, any man, married or not; would be able to abstain from her advances if he were to find himself in a paradise honeymoon suite setting (lol) with Angelina in the same room; making the advances. (note: totally fictional lol) But the point is here; Angelina is also a great actress; multi-dimentional -- and we haven't begun to see her finest work yet. She is a smart lady who is just now coming into herself (kudos for adopting those kids) and we haven't begun to see what she is capable of. There's depth and wisdom and caring in this individual; otherwise she wouldn't donate a huge amount of money to the Tsunami victims; wouldn't adopt needy children; and wouldn't choose her roles so superbly. Her beauty is only eclipsed by her raw, organic talent -- she's one of the best actors I've seen to date. And I'm a fan of the best. Yep; we haven't seen anything from this lady yet. And as for Brad Pitt; who's Brad Pitt?? LOL Sure, Brad is probably a great guy and I see it in every interview he has ever given; he cares deeply about things; and talk about another gifted and versatile actor. I've been blown away by Brad's many character portrayals especially since "12 Monkeys" came out. Actually whether the two are exchanging towels; coffee; sugar; or something more sweet; we should be applauding them and let them go on about their business in a more private way instead of making their lives miserable with their lack of privacy and peace of mind. Imagine yourself having to pick up the latest periodical and see something written about you that isn't true. I think these stars are remarkable for having the fortitude to deal with these things as gracefully as they do. What business is it of ours? None. Let them be the artists that they are; and leave them alone. Christ we are such un-noble creatures when we don't think; or see the bigger picture. People are just people. They're no different than anyone else; except that they are able to be practitioners at something that they love doing. So as it jettisons them into the limelight and the fish-bowl existence; I can imagine that it would be maddening. Let them have some time off; Angelina probably just had a Christmas dinner with some of her family during the holidays. She's allowed, dont you think?

RJ

Saturday, January 7th, 2006 @ 3:30pm

Okay, she's so pregnant. And my breasts didn't increase @ 9 weeks of pregnancy so throw that theory out da window.

Re: Two Cute Genes = Cute Baby ... OH HELL NO, NOT ALWAYS! Too many dominant features will give you Camilla Parker Bowes!

If it's a boy, I hope he doesn't take Angie's lips... OMG! They'd call him Bubba. What we see of these celebs are their "groomed" sides. They have stylists and elite hubs of people to make sure they look their best (have you ever seen the siblings of celebs and they look like the homey version of the stars?). I personally wouldn't want Angie's kid because her lips are too bubbly and she's got bubble nostrils. She's pretty but her features broken down are disasterous.

Cute Couples with Cute Kids
1. Rick Fox + Vanessa Williams = a kid with pretty purplish/blue eyes
2. Kobe Bryant + Vanessa = darling daughter with nappy hair
3. Gwen P. + her man = Apple
4. Reese has a cute piece in her daughter
5. Kelly Ripa + the mexican = Cute Kids
6. Madonna + Guy = cute Rocco, Lola has over-eyebrow possession
7. Kocaine Kate Moss + her man = another cute kid
8. Pam + Tommy Meth Lee = handsome boys! (I want boys like them)
9. Jada + Will = a couple of fresh princes (and princesses)
10. Posh Spice + SoccerBoy = cutie Brooklyn

Saturday, January 7th, 2006 @ 5:40pm

You ppl r right she has become pregnant and thats all bcoz of me Angelina and Me wanted a child so she asked me then we had nice nights together and God is giving us a child now fans of my fiancee should not worry it takes only 9 months. Then you can see her again with nice body now if you want then review her previous movies.
kevintaylor_chap@hotmail.com

Sunday, January 8th, 2006 @ 5:34am

Well guys - speculation is over. She really is knocked up. "Reps" confirmed this morning.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006 @ 10:44am

Ohhh... I'm so hoping the news is true.... I hope the baby inherit their beauty without the complexes :))... And I really agree Angelina should get pregnant to piss off team aniston!

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006 @ 9:39pm

In People's mag profile photo showed on CNN today, she looks more like 2nd trimester. And if I may sport my personal guess, it's a boy... of course only 50% chance to be right :)

Let's forget about Aniston--she is now officially a very old news now, heading straignt to oblivion. No amount of fake stradling on balcony photo with, excuse me, Vince!? can even touch the magnitude of these two. She is, after all, a very small potato without Brad Pitt. So boooorrring.

However, isn't everyone happy that Jolie-Pitt are stealing the major thunder away from the scary freakshow known as TomKat!?

Thursday, January 12th, 2006 @ 1:36am

Get a life Holie puppets. Both of them were boinking ever since they met on the set. And a summer baby at that! These two would have had to got knocked up right near his divorce, during that time which they denied being a couple as well. It's amazing how so many people will blindly bless good for two people who have fucked up so much, but they get kudos because they are "beautiful people."

Thursday, January 12th, 2006 @ 3:23pm

I think that child wouldl be beautiful but will probably have mental problems. I mean what kind of values will that child have. Actions speak louder than words even if they are famous.

Friday, January 13th, 2006 @ 2:06am

Well, here is a trashy woman who has been married twice to her equals and has been desparately trying to gain respectability by involving in activities which will give her a good image. And Brad is the first decent guy who came along in her life. Why shouldn't she grab him right out of Jen's hands? Given her scruples, would she care if he's married or not? Apparently she cares about her image though, by the way she denies having an affair with Brad right up to the pregnancy. Why can't she just say, "yes, I had a fling with this guy while he was very much married. I broke up his marriage and stole him from his wife. Yes, I did the same horrible thing I criticized and hated my father for. After all, I'm his daughter. I'm not above doing what he did to my mom." Stop being a hypocrite and be yourself, Angie the trashy.

Friday, January 13th, 2006 @ 7:57pm

Of course she's pregnant. Are you people blind? How could you even question it? If Angie was not pregnant she would be thrown out of Hollywood for this belly of hers. Celebs simply cannot afford to look like that EXCEPT if they're pregnant( or have just given birth). If she wasn't with child, Angie would never allow herself to grow a fat belly like that.

Thursday, January 26th, 2006 @ 5:42am

Jesus...this may be a bit late, but you IDIOTS! She's due in JUNE. Human gestation is 9 months (actually 10)......which means with all probability she got pregnant in September or October of last year....jesus.

Who cares anyway? She and Brad are happy in Paris, are YOU? Nooooo din't think so.

If you had a crack at "it", I'm sure you'd go for it too......phhhtt. Meow.

Sunday, March 12th, 2006 @ 4:17pm

You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, slagging off Angelina like that! If she's preggers, then it's her and Brad's business, and you shouldn't say she's any less hot for being so. God, pregnant women are da bomb, they look better than ever, much more feminine - get over yourselves and stop being so damn critical!!!!!

Sunday, April 9th, 2006 @ 11:08pm

i think they look fat

Sunday, April 9th, 2006 @ 11:25pm

No shit. John...what's up with the glowing "preggars" thing? Georgia, apparently you either have NEVER been pregnant - and if you did, you probably started out being a size 3. You go through about 3+ pregnancies, and tell me THEN if women look better. Puhleeze.

Ankles swell - hormones give you zits - boobs hurt - back goes out - crotch weighs a ton - and the swelling. Gad, the swelling. You're only seeing oneside of the story - maybe 3% of all pregnant women FEEL good, much less look good...it's just endearing to some people because the thought of pregnancy is more of a novelty, and not a state of being.

I truly do believe though, Ange popped Brad in the eye. She's a firecracker, that's for damn sure.......don't cross the Angie - and a hormonal one at that.

Monday, April 10th, 2006 @ 12:30am

she is smart,it has nothing to do with her looks she don't steal away guys women she loves Brad he loves her.ppl saying stuff about her are just jealous.

Friday, April 28th, 2006 @ 8:21pm

She is wise not full of steeeling women's men so stop being jealous ppl she loves brad get over it!

Friday, April 28th, 2006 @ 8:25pm

THAT WOULD BE AWESOME IF THE KID TURNS OUT TO BE SOO FRIGGEN UGLY..LITTLE SHIT DOESNT DESERVE THOSE GENES AND THE TRUSTFUND

Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006 @ 2:20am

nba-betting

Monday, May 15th, 2006 @ 3:05pm

I dont think the baby will be ugly at all. Demi Moore has a big square mans jaw so that explains why her daughters are so ugly. Angie has a small face.

Friday, June 2nd, 2006 @ 7:31pm

aj he is so uglyyy wow i never do her alba is hottttttt screw joliee

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 @ 12:40pm

Angelina, you could fart in my face, poop & pee in my mouth & I'd still lick your asshole clean after you did it all.

Thursday, June 14th, 2007 @ 7:00pm

I agree with all your points as to why she wouldn't b e.... BUT... if they are in a relationship... one that is involved enough for Brad to divorce Jen... it may be knowing full well that brad wants his own kids.. it could be a way to keep him around. If she's letting him adopt her children i'd say she is equally willing to bear his child to really seal the deal. She doesn't want some guy adopting her kids and then getting bored and running off.... you know what I mean? I think its possible but I wont believe it untill I see it.

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 12:36pm

I don't know about her, but I am finding out if I am pregnant next week. My daughter needs a little brother/sister :)

I also doubt she is pregnant, it just doesn't seem like something she would do, bear her own children, that is. There are too many foreign children for her to adopt!

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 1:32pm

how gorgeous would a cross between brad and angie be? although, i would be rather diappointed if it wasn't.

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 4:28pm

The kid will be too beautiful for us mere mortals to look upon.

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 4:57pm

I hope she is pregnant. Just to to piss the Aniston lovers off.

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 5:57pm

Good for her if she's pregnant, talk about Hollywood royalty. Growing up a "Jolie-Pitt" won't be a bad start. Honestly though, whatever happened to a desire for privacy. I suppose a mere mortal such as myself cannot understand the born desire to whore myself to the masses. I shall pity and envy those children, but mostly envy, because I'll probably never own an American Express black card.

I honestly don't see Angie threatening her famous looks with pregnancy, and besides, I suspect she is an hermaphrodite. Ha!

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 5:04pm

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