Kelly Osbourne: Small Waist, But Still Fat



You have to be on a lot of pills to think squishing your waist into a size zero will automatically make you look skinny. Kelly, the poundage your corset so painfully hides doesn't magically come out the next you take a shit, alright. It goes into your succulent arms, pillow thighs, chest, neck, ass, etc, etc.

Get with the program, sistah!

The Law of Conservation of Energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, but can change its form. [Cartage]


In order to change its form, you will either need to hire Star Jones as a consultant, have extensive amounts of sex with your new boy-toy (may God have mercy on him) or of course, God forbid, pass up those Ultimate Cheeseburgers runs in the middle of the night, while changing your career from whatever it is you do now to something in the world of exercise.

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I'd hit that.

Just put a bag over her head and you're all set. >:)

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 3:45pm
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Is she supposed to be clean and sober? Because I'm pretty sure that hanging out at Hollywood hot spots EVERY NIGHT with a bunch famous, drug abusing friends isn't really all that condusive to her recovery. Kelly's not long out of rehab, so, fresh in her mind is the advice to, "just say, no". She certainly LOOKS commited to a life of sobriety. Yeah, she'll be just fine, I'm sure Kelly isn't facing temption whatsoever.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 3:52pm
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I BET WHEN SHE SPREADS HER LEGS, BATS COME FLYING OUT...SCREECH!!!!!
NICE TIT'S AND DSL'S THOUGH...

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 4:16pm
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I hate to be picky, but shouldn't the title say 'waist'? Or maybe you really did mean waste? As in WASTED!

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 5:17pm
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There is no way she will be able to take that dress off later. In fact, there is no way that she could have slipped INTO that dress, from either end! I am convinced that they just created the dress AROUND her body (after she put on her reinforced-steel corset) and she will simply have to live in that dress forever.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 5:35pm
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She really shouldn’t wear red lipstick. It makes her mouth look huge (such as on the first picture), and as if she could swallow a person whole. Chew Kelly!

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 7:08pm
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Her right calf is so much larger than her left. Wonder if this is a birth defect, or if her right leg is longer and is bulked up because of holding up the weight? At any rate, she looks rather lovely in a dress.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 8:39pm
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The smaller Jack gets, the bigger Kelly gets.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 9:24pm
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What on earth is on her feet?

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 10:19pm
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So we have a problem with anorexic sluts. Now we have a problem with the fact that she's not anorexic?

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 11:15pm
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She needs to ease her way into getting her corset to get that tight, because if you go in like that all of a sudden... major problems. A body has to adjust itself over time to get used to the "slimming", and over times, your organs *do* settle differently to accomodate that. From the way she looks breathless in the pictures, she obviously had herself yanked to that size suddenly. I've been wearing corsets for years, and I have never EVER tried to get myself like that...then again, I don't try to slim myself with them and don't like steel boning because I do like to breathe now and again.

And I really *don't* get it, Mellyzemo... a girl in stardom gets too thin, she's criticized. She dares to put on an OUNCE, and suddenly she "lets herself go"... there's just no happy medium, is there? And people wonder why it's primarily females who have eating disorders!!

So, tell us, men-folk...what woman's size WOULD make you happy... or is there even a size that *does*?! (Hmmm..but yet menfolk are first to cry when a female dares to be superficial and shallow, no?)

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 12:37am
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Kelly, maintain a healthy BMI. Enough said.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 2:18am
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Wearing a tight corset under your clothing is not healthy. She still and always has looked like garbage. Blech!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:08am
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I think corsets are cute...but hers is tightened a little too much...way too much.
I see the fat version of Brody Dalle in her.For those who don't know what Brody Dalle looks like/who she is...

http://www.clairebear.com/distillers/images/kerrang1.jpg
http://www.clairebear.com/distillers/images/revolver1.jpg

Funny thing is,Kelly Osbourne HATES this girl.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 11:25am
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Wow Tammy, you sure sound like you know what you're talking about...with all those facts you're throwing around and extensive knowledge. *rolling eyes*

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 12:16pm
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Really Genevieve...where are your facts to back up that it is healthy. For your information I am licensed in a professional field involving anatomy and physiology. I guess that it is irrelavent though because any MORON knows that smashing your organs together is unhealthy when it's done often and in lengthly amounts of time. I invite you to prove me wrong.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 12:25pm
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I think Tammy is an escort.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 2:04pm
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I have never heard of an "escort" having to have a college degree and state license to work but you think whatever you want to think sweetheart!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 2:14pm
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I am not scanning my little blue license card for the world to see as I have alot of private information on there that is not for everyones eyes. Like I said, I have a professional vocation and have nothing to prove to any of you. If you don't believe me that is fine. I find it amusing that you hate me so you deem it necessary call me a liar. Very sad you are!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 2:21pm
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Meow. So many cat fights. How childish.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 3:16pm
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Agreed...by the way...I'm licensed for a motercycle too.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 3:22pm
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professional hooker maybe. Is that you in Tammys corner in the pirates pub.?oh but ifyou are profesional, why the huge fake boobs. And BTW You UGLY! I cant believe a person like you lips off all the stars when you are NOTHIN to write home about, your nose is way worse than Paris. LOSER!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 3:29pm
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me Juvenille? haha Tammy, I dont need to sit here and put down others all bloody day, but you sure do.

I would post my pic, but remember I am not sitting here putting people down all day like Tammy, that is the point, people who love in glass houses should not be throwing stones. And nice try Tammy you sit here all day and lip off celebs, and then say you dont ahah liar.

I know Tammy has this following (I dont get it) My opinion is that this website is a nicer place to visit at night and on the weekends since Tammy doesnt have a computer at home and she cant post.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 3:55pm
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I do have a computer at home. Actually I have 3 desktops and 2 laptops. I just choose to do other things but sit on it all day. I do that enough at work. I don't JUST make fun of people on here. I defend people to. I invite you to go back and find some of the nice things I have said too.
Yes, you are juvinile because you resort to calling someone ugly as your retort. I never said I am better then anyone else. You seem to think you are though.
I also invite you to find a comment where I said Paris Hilton is ugly or where I have made fun of her nose. Please find one. I'll be waiting for your reply.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 4:02pm
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ahhhh....my eyes. * gouges them out *

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 4:43pm
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Pumpkin Head took her girdle off later that night and her feet dissapeared!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 6:58pm
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Tammy... when it's done properly, your organs aren't smashed. That's why it's so important to do it gradually so your body accomodates the corset. If you overdo it right off, that's when problems arise.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 8:54pm
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Thanks for clearing that up for me Violet. I guess that does make sense. I apologize for insulting you if I did. I don't know anything about corsets really but I did read once that women will sinch them up so tightly on occasion that it causes irreversable damage. It's always nice to learn something new. Thanks

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 8:58pm
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OMG!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:04pm
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OMG! Tammy! Can you please TRY to keep track of your fucking lies? Here's what YOU wrote JUST EARLIER TODAY:
"For your information I am licensed in a professional field involving anatomy and physiology. I guess that it is irrelavent though because any MORON knows that smashing your organs together is unhealthy when it’s done often and in lengthly amounts of time. I invite you to prove me wrong."

HERE'S WHAT YOU WROTE A FEW MINUTES AGO:
"I don’t know anything about corsets really but I did read once that women will sinch them up so tightly on occasion that it causes irreversable damage. It’s always nice to learn something new."

Tammy!? How is it that you become offended when called a pathological liar??? YOU'RE SUPPLYING THE EVIDENCE, RETARD!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:09pm
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Wow, Tammy. You sure did show us!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:24pm
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Oooh. Ouchie. I can just picture Kelly Osbourne as Scarlett O'Hara in the off- off- off- Broadway version of Gone With the Wind -- the scene where she's getting her corset laced up and saying something about getting her 13 inch waist back...

Recent pictures (of Kelly with the beehive) remind me of Tracy Turnblad from hairspray, though... 'SHE'S A HAIR HOPPER!!'

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:03pm
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To: Tammy the Motorcycle Riding Coroner~ How do you get the bodies to the morgue? Do you strap them on the back of your bike?

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:16pm
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We can make fun of celebrities AND Tammy, Nemo. That's the beauty of the blogging experience!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:35pm
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Oh, Shit! Violet's one of those fucking annoying "Huzzah", people that re-enact the Elizabethan era with their loser friends. Violet, meet Tammy. Tammy, meet Violet. Now, you too washouts run off together and get fucking lost.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:47pm
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BTW, Violet ~ Re your comment "I REALLY don’t think in an anatomy class that they go into great detail on corsetry!!!" That is a mute point, as it is painfully obvious TAMMY HAS NEVER BEEN TO AN ACTUAL SCHOOL, MUCH LESS ATTEND AN ANATOMY CLASS.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 11:00pm
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In an attempt to chime in, I will merely list other blogs to which Tammy may visit now that it's clear that she's screwing with the vibe & that no one wants her here:

1. Socialite's Life - http://www.socialitelife.com - Miu is goddess / god of all gossip! Plus her shit is about 3000x funnier than the bullshit posted on this site.
2. DListed - http://dlisted.blogspot.com/ - This guy posts about 3000 posts PER fucking day! Again, far better than this lame ass site here. Bastardly sucks compared to the Dlisted. Anyone fucking knows that. Duhhhh!
3. Popbytes - http://www.popbytes.com/ - This guy could use a cult following that only you could provide. He writes much better than this Moeloser guy!
4. Junk Feud: http://www.junk-feud.com/ - This girl posts better & faster than this lame site here. Bastardly sucks compared to Junk Feud. Anyone knows that. Duhhh!!

Bottomline is simple: people hate you, the bastardly isn't that good & you should go somewhere else.

No offense, but this is the reality of the situation & I think if you even ask the indiv(s) who run this site, they will probably agree (if they care for the welfare of their blog, that is)

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 11:39pm
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LOL nah, I reenact the eras for certain occasions that spring up every couple of months...I'm not a Faire-hopper... I don't act like that ALL time time!! If I did, I'd hope my family would be humane enough to shoot me!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 11:48pm
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Tammy eats poo

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 7:58am
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***TAMMY ALERT*** ***TAMMY ALERT*** ***TAMMY ALERT***
I DETECTED HER B.S. A LONG TIME AGO...REFER TO MY POST ASKING HER TO "PLEASE DIE"...SHE KISSES MOE'S ASS, AND THEN POSTS BACKSTABBING COMMENTS ABOUT THIS SITE ON OTHER RELATED SITES...NOTICE HER FOUL MOUTH, AND UNPLEASANT, DEFENSIVE NATURE...CAN'T TAKE A JOKE OR CRITICISIM...NOW IT'S FUNNY SHE GOT CAUGHT...HAHA...
GET THIS NEBRASKA CORN HUSK OUTTA HERE!!! WE ARE TIRED OF HEARING ALL YOUR PERSONAL BULLSHIT ABOUT YOUR GOOF ASS BOYFRIEND, FAILED MARRIAGE, AND ABOUT YOUR KIDS OF DIVORCE...WHO CARES???
GROW UP, AND GET SOME SENSE OF ESTEEM AND SELF CONFIDENCE IN YOUR LIFE, OR IF NOT...ATLEAST ADMIT TO THE HIPPOCRITE YOU ARE...HAHA...
"SMILE...YOU'RE EXPOSED"...... BIATCH!!!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 9:13am
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Wow!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 9:23am
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I'm digging Violet and her knowledge about corsets. So what if she likes to play dress up.... sounds like she might have a little kink in her.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 9:51am
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post 61 is true Tammy, you ae not wanted, if you are so smart you would think you could tak a hint.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 11:02am
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post 61 is true Tammy, you ae not wanted, if you are so smart you would think you could tak a hint.

I didn't even read it but if you say so. Also...if you were so smart you wouldn't have a total run on sentence with no capitalization, improper punctuation and the mis-spelling of take. I know it was a typo but since you are so critical of everything I do I thought I'd spike up the fire a little bit. Isn't this fun!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 11:07am
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P.S. are is also spelled wrong.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 11:14am
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Oh, what a great employee you are. Does you boss know that he's paying you to make comments on this site. Didn't you and your co-horts tell me just yesterday how worthless I am for blogging while I'm at work? Didn't you say I must be a janitor if I can do this? You must be a janitor too.

I was working and typing at the same time, and excuse you have used over and over again.
So what is ok for you isn't ok for me???

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 11:22am
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Ive never commented on your spelling Tammy. Ever. I am simply saying you are a spaz case, no one wants to here yet here you are. I am not related to Get me a Vallium, I dont know who that is. for christ sakes Tammy, how many people have told you they dont like your recylced crap, you post 3 or four posts in a row of spazing, it has gotton old Tammy. It isnt one person saying it, it is many, you are so dense you cannot take a hint. Your posts are NOT WHITTY, your posts are NOT CHARMING, your post are ANNOYING and repetitive.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 11:34am
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But they are MY posts...and I am allowed to post what I want, whenever I want. That's the beauty of freedom.

no one wants to here yet here you are
That doesn't even make sense.

I am not the only one making post after post spazzing...if you look you guys took it upon yourselves to sit and talk about me all night while I wasn't here. You guys say the same things about me over and over. You say I'm a liar as evidentally an intelligent professional woman would not be on this site? You call me juvinile names like a kid in school. You call me a hooker and every variation of it because that's all you can come up with and make fun of me why exactly??? You are all right, you lead such grand lives that I should be envious of. I bow down to you all! I wish I could be just like you! How much do they pay at McDonalds per hour now...I don't keep up with what the current minimum wage is anymore, sorry! At least I have better things to do then make fun of other bloggers all night long. I work when I have to, I spend time with my family, I ride my motercycle and I remodel one of my 3 homes that we own. I will give all that up to make fun of you people all night OK. I want to be just like you!!!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 12:02pm
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ugggg, ok Tammy, yep I was here all night. Do you look at the time stamps Tammy? Other people were here last night posting about you not me, if you read the posts you would see that.

Anyway, have fun here Tamms, you win spaz case.

Ciao!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 12:10pm
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Wow, just went on that link - Who the fuck is Nikkei Nicole? Yuk, she's fucking vile.

And Tammy, I'm afraid I’m going to have to agree with vdaddy, who the hell are you criticizing ANYONE when you look like that! What a troll. Oh my God.
Silly, silly girl, putting that photo up there it’s nasty, with your dirty fake tits hanging out like a skanky fucking hussy, I thought you were a mother?
Maybe you should have considered a nose job before your fake tits; you can hardly see them under your hooked conk.Wow, you are just repulsive.

I think you knocked Tori Spelling off the number one spot for Skankiest ugly fucking slutty dog ever.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 12:26pm
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Wow, I just got out of recess class. I'm gonna tell my mommy on you!
I feed off your anger and I can't tell you how delighted I am that I offend you and piss you off that much. That you would stoop to calling me names like we were in gradeschool. Let's see some pics of you guys? Don't you have the sack to put them up? Afraid someone might call you ugly? I don't care what you think and I know better anyway. Go ahead and keep up with your tyrant. I will continue to laugh at you as well. So immature. By the way...what do you do for a living? I would love to rub into you how much more I make then you! hahaha

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 12:35pm
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Yeah guys Tammy does feed off of it, she is a full blown narcissist. If you dont know what that means Tammy google it. Narcissists feed off of other people anger, that is why she wont stop spazing.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 12:47pm
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Yes, that is what I am. You are so smart! Call me some more names now like when we were in the 6th grade. I love it. Let's Play!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 12:50pm
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If that was a bad picture of you Tammy, show us a good one.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 1:07pm
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Lisa ~ Thank you for the compliment. And you are welcome!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 1:10pm
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Aaaaahhhh poor little you.

I have no problem saying a woman is attractive IF she is. Which you say you are, so what's the problem? We already think you are vile so what do you have to lose by showing us another picture? Unless of course you have no good pictures, which is what we all suspect.

I look like a cross between Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 1:17pm
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I have no issue whether you believe me or not, I know I'm very lucky and I'm not about to put a picture of myself on any website to prove anything. I'm a private person and want to remain anonymous. That is why you refer to me as 'Girl'.

However, since you already have shown us a picture of you, what harm will one more do? If what you say is true, it will convince us the first was just a 'bad' picture.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 1:29pm
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This is getting really, really weird. It really is no fun at all to come here anymore. The comments used to be clever and fun and ON TOPIC... now Tammy and all the people bashing Tammy have dominated all of the posts. LAME!

Tammy, you are as much to blame as anyone else is. Stop fueling this with antagonistic comments. Evidently folks don't like you very much. Go away or stay, I have no preference whatsoever. I just want to enjoy celebrity dish. So hush!

In closing (as I imagine from Tammy's last post that this information is now required):

I am in my 30s.
I am married.
MBA from UWM.
I am a technical trainer for a major insurance company.
I make $65,500 a year.
I have red hair, brown eyes. I look a lot like me.
I am stunningly plain -- a picture of me is unecessary since my appearance is completely unremarkable.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 1:35pm
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I agree with Polly. That is what I was just thinking. Good idea. I am going to go back to doing what I enjoy, making fun of celebrities like we are supposed to to on this site.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 1:38pm
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Fine by me

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 1:46pm
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"In closing (as I imagine from Tammy’s last post that this information is now required)"

Polly, Are you a freak, or what? Where did you get the idea that you needed to list some bullshit 'stats' about yourself? When you list a bunch of UNSOLICITED information, under the guise that you understand it is 'required', you are NO DIFFERENT that Tammy, whom we ALL agree is a self serving, lying, homely, fag hag. What the fuck compelled you to give some bullshit 'stats' about yourself? I am suspicious of you, Polly, do you undertand 'why'? Polly, you and Tammy share a bizarre need to impress strangers with your personal statistics. Your impressive stats and your desperation to give these stats DO NOT JIBE.

t's strange. It
's off-putting. " Nobody gives a fuck what

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 2:49pm
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Violet ~ I'm relieved to know you don't hang out at those weekend fairs screaming, "Huzzah!" Whew.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 3:15pm
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What does homely mean?

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 4:05pm
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home·ly ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hml)
adj. home·li·er, home·li·est
Not attractive or good-looking: a homely child.
Lacking elegance or refinement: homely furniture.
Of a simple or unpretentious nature; plain: homely truths.
Characteristic of the home or of home life: homely skills.

homeli·ness n.

homely

adj 1: lacking in physical beauty or proportion; "a homely child"; "several of the buildings were downright homely"; "a plain girl with a freckled face" [syn: plain] 2: having a feeling of home; cozy and comfortable; "the homely everyday atmosphere"; "a homey little inn" [syn: homelike, homey, homy] 3: plain and unpretentious; "homely truths"; "letters to his son full of homely advice"; "homely fare" 4: without artificial refinement or elegance; "plain homely furniture"; "homely manners"

In other words...not attractive or just plain ugly

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 4:17pm
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I see, I didn't realise it was actually a word or I would have checked that myself, I thought it was American slang. Thanks Tammy.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 4:31pm
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Um... ok, Valium, sure... guess you're kind of antagonistic too?

I apologize.

I guess this isn't a very fun site. Maybe it's just argumentative.

Not my thing.

See you at perezhilton.com.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 4:57pm
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But thanks for saying my stats were 'impressive'. Didn't think they were, around where I live they're pretty ordinary.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 5:04pm
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PrissyPants, just go, you're sooooo boring.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 6:00pm
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LOL Valium... I did the Faire thing ONCE, and those people were just too weird for my tastes! I actually do "living history" re-enactments at a local historical society... usually geared toward children... I dress up and tell them about the time period I'm "from" or do story tellings of whatever history is required (Civil War, Revolutionary War, etc). In order to do such, it does require me to do a LOT of research on the clothing because kids will ALWAYS ask "Why do you wear that?". Plus, I also make the costumes for others... not too shabby a business if I may say so myself :-)

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 7:44pm
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I read this whole blog and had to add a little comment. Just so everyone knows...there was an episode on Montel this week about the escorts business. They had four women on the show. One women they had did it cuz it was her childhood fantasy(she wrote a book about one women she did calls with) but the others were different. One was a teacher, the other was a student at a university(political activist) and another graduated with honors from college and is a mother. She works at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. So, there ya' go Tammy...escorts can be supposedly smart and be escorts as well. They said they made their personal choice to become an escort because they make money fast and think its actually a career. Even calling it an "industry", but I just think they are nasty sluts. The one that works at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch has millions of dollors already but she still does the escort service...she may be smart but she'd stupid for selling her body.

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 12:00am
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Good grief...what kind of childhood did she have if being an escort was her fantasy?!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 3:54pm
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I am not an escort! I would never be an escort. I don't care how "smart or beautiful" a woman is. If they sell their bodies they have some serious esteem issues. Aside from that, I'm to picky...I'd be the poorest ho there is. hahaha

I agree with Violet, how in the world could being an escort be ANYbody's childhood fantasy? My oldest daughter wants to be a real estate agent and my second daughter wants to be a pathologist. Maybe I should tell them to reach further for their goals in life and go where the money is...be an escort! hahaha. What kind of mother did this chick have too. Reminds me of some type of Jerry Springer episode but I guess on Jerry's show the mom would have been a call girl to. Wierdo's

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 4:06pm
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There is a little whore seed planted in the psyche of every woman. Life then plays a very random, cruel game of Neglect or Nurture and that is why you are who you are today. If anyone says escorting is beneath them, they are right. It's buried deep down beneath their will.

Tammy, if you were an escort, would your name be something like Haily Storm? ;)

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 5:31pm
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Don't torture Harvey like that. Vivians post is too much to take for anyone! She should become a private investigator as she seems to have done alot of investigating when writing her 50 page silolquy. It is bedtime material; material that could put anyone to sleep!
P.S. My vote is on the complete nut job. Her rantings of how she went into treatment on November 15th and River Phoenix's death certificate being signed on the same day being a non accidental coincidence? Cuckoo!!!!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 5:48pm
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Tam-She says she even got a copy of his autopsy from then. THAT JUST SCARES THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 5:52pm
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I was born on November 22nd. The same day that Kennedy was shot, only he was shot years before I was born. What does this mean? I will investigate this further. I know there is some connection though because we have both rode in convertibles and have hair. Here is another freaky connection, hold on this will blow your mind...we are both blond!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 6:01pm
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Tammy- I think I'm gonna wet myself....which is strange, because I'm sure there have been others who wet themselves...wonder what THAT means. Better call Mauder and Scully!!!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 6:11pm
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to Get Me A Valium Quick... i'm sorry i just got back to the blog..i've been busy with my life... i find it humorous now that you are attacking me... i was sticking up for you and commenting on tammy's insanity...i guess now i have the same opinion of you

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 8:01pm
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OMG, Viv said she got the autopsy report? My head began to hurt after the first two lines so I gave up. i honestly dont know what to say re: Viv, but I would put money on it that she posts her essay all over the net, anywhere she can....spooky!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 8:11pm
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its no wonder why she needs to bash celebrities. she looks soo horrid herself.

Thursday, July 27th, 2006 @ 1:19pm
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I'd hitter in the shitter.

Thursday, March 29th, 2007 @ 1:48pm
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rogetlicn

Thursday, November 8th, 2007 @ 11:11am
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I'm on crack today. Thank god you caught it early on :-)

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 5:21pm
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Bless her, she's trying to look classy.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 5:37pm
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Wearing a tight corset can be healthy as long as you ease yourself into it. As Violet said before, if you rush into it, you can seriously injure yourself. However if you train your body to do it, it's actually quite comfy (as wrong as that sounds), and they're actually a bit easier to wear if you're a bigger girl (more fat to smoosh around, as opposed to just pushing against bone).

Personally, i don't have a problem with Kelly. She may be a little big, but if she's happy with her size, let her be.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:33am
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I invite Tammy to prove she is licensed to do anything, except, maybe drive.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 2:16pm
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There are a lot of fights today...
I don't think Tammy is ugly,and if you're going to talk about her looks,why don't you put your picture up?

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 3:33pm
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OMG what?

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:06pm
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Where is there lying in that? I don't have to sit and explain things to you as you will try and twist anything I say to make it look good for you. How pathetic are you that you would sit around all night talking trash about me and trying to conjure up anything you can to make me look bad. Maybe you should go get and education and a job and get off your high horse and get a life. So sad you are!!!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:12pm
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i hate to get involved here but i keep reading the phrases about how "sad" people are and how sad their lives are... i think spending the amount of time fighting in a celebrity gossip blog as you folks has been is what IS the sad thing about everyone's lives

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:25pm
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Why don't we just make fun of the sad and shallow celebrities as we came here to do?
I personally would far rather talk anorexic/ pudgy girls and boys who have mostly gotten their name around because of daddy's (or great granddaddy's) money, and how they are so out of touch with reality that they think they have talent, look good, etc.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:17pm
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Valium... I REALLY don't think in an anatomy class that they go into great detail on corsetry!!!

And Tammy, yes, many women injure themselves if they don't do it right... especially the ones who get steel-boned ones and lace them overly tight the first time they wear it!!! I've worn mine for years now in reenactments (18th century, Tudor and Elizabethan eras), and even I won't "move up" to steel-boned ones, and my nylon-boned ones are laced just tight enough to give my gowns the shape they require.

Back in the days when they were worn everyday, girls would start wearing stays (like corsets) at age 5 and as their bodies grew, they grew accustomed to the corsets/stays. Still, some women laced their so tightly that they'd faint, or they'd even throw up because their organs were so confined that they couldn't hold anything down!

Nowadays, most women use them as a quick-fix to get slim for a short while...and that's where it gets dangerous.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:36pm
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Get Me A Valium Quick, You are so Good! Thank you!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 11:23pm
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Tammy what's with these people hating on you??? You seem hot, let's hook up in Vegas baby!!!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 12:28am
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OK

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 11:02am
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I was working and typing at the same time, and excuse you have used over and over again. Why do you stay here? Never mind, stay then post a thousand stupid "rants" a day if you must. Like I said the site is better at night and on the weekends, your comments are recylcled garbage Tammy. You win Tammy, I dont think any amount of people or posts telling you to STFU will ever sink in. You remind me of a narcissist spaz case.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 11:15am
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People that live in glass houses.....

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 11:24am
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http://www.couchpirates.com/pub.htm

TAMMY HATERS!!! THIS IS IT!!! I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS!!! IT IS REALLY HER!!!
WHAT A SEA HAG!!! NAST-OLA...I WOULD RATHER DO UGLY RICE BOWL!!!
WHAT A BIRD BEAK NOSE...I COULD CUT A TRIPPLE-LINDY OFF IT!!!
TITS ARE THE ONLY THING KEEPING THIS GIRL ALIVE!!! (PLEASE DIE)
ALSO, SHE SPORTS THE "CRAZY BITCH EYES"...LOOK AT EM'...
HOLY SHIATTT....I WOULD NOT EVER TALK SMACK ON ANYONE, IF THIS WAS MY MUG!!!
THIS IS GREAT!!! HA!!!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 12:11pm
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Show me one of you. I know if I do, even if it is fantastic you guys will just tear it apart as that is all you can do when it comes to me.

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 1:10pm
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Then provide a picture to back that up. Those are two beautifu women and if you do look like them then you are very lucky. I have no problem saying a woman is beautiful if she truly is either. Back it up!

Thursday, October 13th, 2005 @ 1:19pm
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oops after posting my comment I noticed I made some grammar errors...terribly sorry.

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 12:01am
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No, no it wouldn't? Cute inside joke Harvey. Where have you been lately?

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 5:40pm
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I was born the same day LBJ was elected....and now I live within 35 miles of his birthplace.....oh my gosh!.....freaky!....what could it mean!?......what could it mean?!?

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 5:53pm
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I mean Maulder-do you think that typo means something??? Was I possesed by aliens that did not want me to mention his name!??!!!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 6:12pm
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ps. feel no need to respond as i do not think i will ever check back

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 8:05pm
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Are she and her brother painfully fugly or what? Why do I have to keep seeing her?

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 5:28pm
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There is nothing healthy about your internal organs being smashed. I don't care if it's "comfy" it's not healthy PERIOD!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 10:37am
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I never said that I am gorgeous. I know that I am attractive though. That is a bad picture. It was taken after a day of swimming and I know how hot everyone is after they've been out swimming right? I'm sure you are striking after you've been out in the sun all day long. I also don't make fun of Paris' nose nor do I call all the stars ugly. I think I said Kim Stewart was ugly but that's about it. I argue mostly about their I am better then everyone else attitudes and clothing. You my friend are pretty sad when all you can call me on is my boobs and my looks. It makes you sound like a kid in school. You are very juvinile! I didn't know that a professional person couldn't have big boobs? I better quit my job today. hahaha

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 3:40pm
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I am exhausted and going home now. Have fun talking your trash about me all night. I will be back in the morning if I'm not busy. Bye!

P.S. You guys are all the same people accusing me of having a split personality and making up other user names to fight with myself! Remember that? Remember how confident you were that you had something on me? Then Harvey was exposed as the one doing it. What happened? Oh yeah, you were wrong! Like you are right now. Believing I'm a fuck up as hard as you want will not make it come true. Remember that when you are stabbing your little voodoo doll of me tonight. Idiots!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:20pm
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Dear Wow: It must be an especially sad life you lead, as you spend time 'Commenting on Comments of a celebrity gossip blog'.

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:27pm
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Harvey-So you are into Pop-Psycology? Then please proceed to Keanu/Halloween Costume post and diagnose this marathon poster over there. She is either a "mad" genius, as in A Beautiful Mind, or A COMPLETE NUT JOB!!!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 5:41pm
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Does he come to you in your dreams? Does he guide you????.... I think you should investigate everything and everyone he has ever shared a urinal with!!!! Then come here and post 5,000,000,000 words on your findings.
May the Force Be With You!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 5:57pm
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Yadda...do you have hair? I have hair! See the connection????

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 6:15pm
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tiny waist? It's called a corset.

Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 @ 5:29pm
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I agree with Nancy. I doubt you have the sack to post your picture do you Daenerys?

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 3:41pm
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Hey, Tammy, How the fuck does a janitor afford 3 desktop and 2 laptop computers? What in the hell do they have you cleaning to earn so much money?

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:30pm
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I have no idea how she'd get a copy unless it was stolen. I have never seen a copy of an autopsy report and I work at a funeral home. I have taken bodies up for autopsy, watched the autopsy and brought the body back. That shit is confidential and mailed to the proper people. I have to type the death certificates once in a while but those are only for unquestionable deaths that the Doctor has to sign off of. The weird thing is that 99% of the time we don't even know what these people died from (unless it's abundantly obvious). Vivian is creepy and she scares me! Come hold me Cynthia!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 5:57pm
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OH MY GOD-- Do you think we were separated at birth, OR just a psycic phenomennon???

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 6:21pm
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Oh, I forgot..Thanks Nancy!

Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 3:43pm
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Well however she got it-I'm sure she sleeps with it under her pillow. I agree! FREAK!

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 5:59pm
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But-I'm having trouble spelling. You must have gotten the spelling gene (from the aliens?)

Friday, October 14th, 2005 @ 6:22pm
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