YIKES! And I thought her ass was nasty! Is there anything more attractive than a fake ho?

Oooh, me like to have flat stomach but not one as nasty as that. nice stomachs on females are soft and curvy. That looks like Dr Frankenstein pumped out all the fat.heehee. She is so not hot...She's in the same league as Courtney Love...Too much makeup, thrashy and hoeish.Heeheehee

Yeah, sunscreen helps for sure, but when you are constantly drinking and drugging, you are going to age fast. Does anyone remember Dana Plato, the girl who was on the Different Strokes sitcom? She died of a drug overdose several years ago, and was only in her thirties. She had spent her life drinking and drugging and she looked WAAAAY older than her real age.

Oh geez! I forgot! The Bastardly has turned into the Kiddies-on-summer-break Site!

After seeing all that cheese on her ass last week I didn’t think it could get worse. Until now, even though she’s not sportin’ a gut those Lipo scars look hideous.
I’m surprised the stitches weren’t still left in.
Where’d she have it done, Mexico?
Her thighs and arms have no shape or definition whatsoever.
Where’s the quality control?
Can’t figure out why this show went from smokin’ hot Brooke Burke to nasty ass Tara.

Tammy~ i saw it last night, LOL, oh lordy, she should be so ashamed, but sadly, most likely proud of that mess (banana boat, hehehe, that fat ass flying on top of paris and co. luckily no one was drowned...hmmm) I watched it for about 10 minutes and couldnt take any more. It was hilarious how she acted as if her and paris have been BFF and they do things that normal best friends do, yea, im sure, snorting coke by the pound isnt "normal" tara. I loved how she described her wild on show as classy. What is best of all is how it is more than obvious that paris and paris dont even seem to be enjoying her company even if it is in front of the camera.

Can’t figure out why this show went from smokin’ hot Brooke Burke to nasty ass Tara

All really great things in life must come to a crashing end. What I mean is that the people putting on the show are probably so fed up & bored of the show, they just want E! to drop their ass. Since E!'s reluctant to do so (probably due to contractual issues), the producers brought in the poison pill (a.k.a. Drunk Tara), knowing that merely her presence will ultimately send ratings to hell & their asses out E!'s door.

That's just one reason they might have chose Drunk Tara as the host.

The other is:

There's a secret contract between each exec @ E! that calls for Tara to give each exec under contract daily blowjobs.

ANy others? Haha

The blowjob contract scenario is a possibility. I can't imagine that the people putting on the show would want it to end. All they do is travel around the world visiting the best places to party, seeing all varietys of hot, half nude women. Who in their right mind would want to lose that gig?!?!
Yeah, Tara's sucking major cock, that's got to be it.

i egged someone with ove 1500 at some one called james gilsenan

Looks like a hamster gnawed on her bellybutton!!!!!

The more I look at the pic of Tara's nasty belly, the more I believe that she is covered with bruises. Maybe she had really rough sex or maybe one of her surgery's was more recent then we think???? If I hadn't seen those nasty surgery scars around her nips I would almost think she had breast implants through her belly button from the way it all looks.

this is insane couldn't she have waited until things healed.to show her 'new' stomach. uh no. beyond stupid. enjoy the newest round of laughter aimed at you tara....

Uhm, Tammy, do you mean me with 'that Richard guy'? Because i most certainly am not the same person as whomever sam hatton/fear snake is. Just setting the record straight.

Her belly doesn't really look like lipo. I think she had some of those mesotherapy injections. One of the earlier pix Moe had up showed her belly in a closeup, and she had dimples at regular intervals around her navel: north, south, east, and west. Too gross. Icky icky poo!

Her stomach looks so gross! Did anyone ever watch Nip/Tuck? She looks like a plastic surgery victim that got her work done in the back of some nail salon where illegal immigrants are hired and the guy doing the plastic surgery had his license revoked for malpractice. She must have some money, why doesn't she go to some doctor that can a)make her boobs look somewhat natural and b)undo whatever atrocity she did to her stomach. Maybe the damage is too far done who knows!

Tammy, I looked at the other tread earlier already. Ergo my laughing about your dog comment. See above.

Kasia, are you kidding? I've watched every episode of Nip/Tuck religiously. One of the finest shows on TV. The finest, back when it first started (before getting competition from Hous and others). Still awesome though.

Remember, never get double implants while doing drug mule work as payment ;-) And never get Crisco injections instead of Botox... Or Botox for that matter. For some reason, getting something designed to be nerve gas weapon injected into your head isn't too great for you. Go figure.

Some Dude, if she was doing work as a drug mule then she should have a little bit of money right? Then she should fix herself! (and yes Nip/Tuck is a great show!)

I have to admit this is sad though, I know we have heard all the celebrities whine about the extreme pressures and blah blah blah but seriously if someone is willing to mutilate themsleves to this degree makes you wonder. Tara was so desperate to ride her fifteen minutes of fame that she got hideous fake looking implants (while Pam Anderson has fake looking boobs atleast hers do not have Franken-nipples nor are they saggy). Intially she tried to jump on the whole "they're real" train, now when asked she says "I don't understand why everyone is making such a big deal everyone gets them." While this may be true Tara take note; "They don't get them done in fucking back alleys as part of a two for one deal with liposuction!" I can't remeber if it was the Fugly website or BankLocater but one had a picture of Tara beside Paris Hilton and a caption that read "Tara if you are beside Paris Hilton and you make her look classy you know you have problems." Well said but how can someone relay this to Tara?

There's no reason for that. I've seen women in their 30's with not anywhere nearly as much money as Tara makes looking way hotter than she is. NO excuse. And I don't feel sorry for her cause she's full of herself. She's gross, skanky, and sounds like a dude with nasal problems.

She was only hot during American Pie. Now even without her 80 year old lady tummy, she's still ugly. Nappy hair extentions, ugly ass face looking like she's always smelling her farts. She has a fat, cellulite ridden, FLAT granny butt. For godsakes, even Dolly Parton who's 60 has a firmer booty than 26 yr old Tara. She just drinks too much, smokes, eats too much fast food, and she's lazy.

The long fall............

MPM

Why does she wear two pieces with a stomach like that? I think that she needs to start thinking about wearing a more modest, flattering one piece swimsuit, especially at her advanced age. With all the alcohol she drinks, she's aged twice as fast as normal, if not three times as fast. She's so disgusting! But I guess stupid is as stupid does. I give her 2-3 more years until someone finds her dead of alcohol poisoning or from bleeding to death from getting bad lipo in some back alley after real doctors refuse to do anymore procedures on her. Whatdya say? Wanna start a dead pool on her?

my dump tastes better than this shit

Oh yeah she seriously has to get some protection while in sun. Has this cute hoe been educated on the wonders of sunscreen?? A little bird told me that it can help prevent premature ageing...On another note, is she and lindsay lohan friends? Coz lindsay is already showing ageing facial skin at the young age of 19. Saw some pics of her and she has some major forehead wrinkles and her skin texture is really rough and dull for someone her age..lousy texture. Me thinks a trip to the dermatologist to introduce her to the wonders of tretinoin will do wonders for her "fresh faced" appeal which is totally out of the windows now.

Cynthia dear...I don't think most of the people on this site are old enough to remember Different Strokes let alone who Dana Plato is. Maybe they have seen it on some Nick at Nite Re-Run or something but I doubt even half know what it is. As far as Dana goes though...you are completely correct. She looked WAY WAY older then she really was and extremely unhealthy as well.

Damn, poor Tara. Picking on her is like kicking a blind, three-legged dog (I know, I said that already around here somewhere). Where's the challenge? Where's the sport?

She needs urgent professional help. Both the shrink and he surgeon kind.

fear snake...why don't you go away. I think that you should have figured out by now that nobody cares or thinks you are cool for egging anything owned by James Gilsenan including his dog. Didn't we establish this before. Weren't you just being bitter because you are a homo and James turned you down. You are a LOSER!

sam hatton, fear snake and that Richard guy are all the same person. I'm almost certain it's the same person and that he/she keeps changin his/her user name. He is a sick sick fuck!

Did anyone watch this garbage last night? I was watching E and they were showing previews which was enough for me. They repeatedly showed the same preview of her partying with Phil and Plat. They were kissing and Tara was drunk. I thought, I see Tara drunk everyday on TV and on the internet and I see PHil kissing SOMEONE almost on a daily basis too. No need to watch the same ol' same ol', especially when it is showing Tara's nasty ass body. Did she go to some back alley plastic surgeon or what? I would sue if I were her! I also would NEVER wear a bikini, EVER!

Man, when a chick in a leopard-print biking thinks YOU are the embarrasing one, that's when you know you hit rock-bottom.

Who the fuck is James Gilsenan and why should anyone care?

Oh, I see... Yeah, definitely a deep-seated manliciousness issue.

Tammy, LOL at "Vengeful ex-lover of his dog." Oh shit, that's a classic.

P.S. Dog "lovers" are people too. Kind of. Like Scientology leaders are "people".

She must have the absolute worst plastic surgeon D-List celebrity can buy. Someone hook Tara Reid-tard with Kathy Griffith's surgeon, and hurry.

Damn you MoeLigcious, every time I click on that email link I get hit with the gruesome picture at the top. I can take once, but a few more and I think I'll hurl. Must_not_hurl_on_keyboard...

I’m having a really hard time with this.
Still can’t get over the fact that Brooke Burke didn’t pass the torch to uber hottie Leeann Tweeden, who would’ve been perfect and instead we end up with broken down Tara.
Worse, Tara looks disgusting in those bikini pics.
On the other hand, Leeann in a bikini = sky high ratings, #1 hit show.
Leeann would rock it!

Never mind, I was just clicking on the wrong link. Must have been mysterious self-flaggelation. Last time I watch a documentary mentioning Savonarola before posting bullshit online.

Some Dude...this guy was on here a few weeks ago using a different user name. See previous post below. I believe he starts in on #6. ENJOY!

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/05/17/house-egged-bloody-bastards...