Female Paris' Nipple Action & Male Paris' Ex-Bitch

Posted on Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 @ 3:44pm by Moelicious

Hmm. Was that on purpose?

Female Paris' nipple. Yawn.

In other news...Paris had a chance to meet Male Paris' ex, Zeta Graf, but her slutty ego got in the way. I tried to find a photo of Zeta, but no luck. Hopefully someone can comment w/ some hottie linkage. She's a Greek actress, who dated a billionaire & got him to tattoo a big, fat 'Z' on his wrist, so I'm assuming she's bangin'.

Film producer, Julia Verdin, was present & gives her account of the superficial scene.

Paris Hilton came in to the club with the rock star Kid Rock and almost immediately climbed on top of a table and started dancing wildly.

We were all sitting very sedately around our table and Paris was so busy dancing on hers that I'm not sure she even noticed Zeta. [Celebrity Spider]

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1. myrm (Uncertified Bastard)

Theres a face shot of her here
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3247232.stm#anchor

theres also one here at the bottom but I have no idea what it says...
http://www.terra.com.br/istoe/1631/1631semana.htm

enjoy!

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 @ 4:11pm

2. Moelicious

Sounds like she's a very smart woman...

The Greek-born actress, Zeta Graff, is Â£10m richer following a divorce settlement with her former husband, Francois Graff, the joint chief executive to the Graff international diamond empire. The couple split in 2001 after a nine-year marriage that produced a son. Zeta, whose main acting claim to fame is as an alien princess in the Bruce Willis film, The Fifth Element, was jubilant. Aping the family slogan "Unmistakeably Graff", she said: "The Graff family has been unmistakeably mistaken.

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005 @ 4:56pm

3. Karen's daughter (Uncertified Bastard)

That is soooooo not a good picture of her. Pre-op tranny!

Thursday, May 26th, 2005 @ 10:50am

4. cacafuego (Uncertified Bastard)

Did she do it on purpose to distract us from that huge NFL lineman jaw she's sportin??

Thursday, May 26th, 2005 @ 2:17pm

5. Lexa (Uncertified Bastard)

lol seriously, ur right cacafuego, her head looks like a cinder block.... and what the hell is that hideous pink atrocity poking out through her arm?

Thursday, May 26th, 2005 @ 5:11pm

6. fi (Uncertified Bastard)

that guy's hand?

Thursday, May 26th, 2005 @ 9:51pm

7. Concetta (Uncertified Bastard)

Those are old pics. She's a blond now...

http://www.donfeatures.com/Recent/PRS/default.htm

First one, in the green jacket. And her last name is GRAFF

Tuesday, May 31st, 2005 @ 1:13pm

8. MrBungle (Uncertified Bastard)

oh, she looks much better now *cough!*

Saturday, June 4th, 2005 @ 12:05am

9. j (Uncertified Bastard)

Mr. Bungle...that's a band I haven't heard of in a long time. Weird. Anyway, Is this Graff chick the male Paris' ex?

Friday, June 24th, 2005 @ 9:48am

10. Nancy (Uncertified Bastard)

Male Paris seems to like his "women" with man jaws

Friday, September 2nd, 2005 @ 11:20pm

11. Jacquelina (Uncertified Bastard)

Does this trashy bitch ever wear any underwear?!?

Saturday, September 3rd, 2005 @ 1:15am

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