I'm confused....is this guy like really REALLY tall...and she's just that short???? she looks like she's 12 in that picture?!?!?!?

How about Heath Ledger in Lords of Dogtown???

is it normal for one's thighs to be as thick as their calves? just wondering.......

THAT'S what's so weird! (I mean, other than the numerous layers of drapes she is wrapped in) Her thighs are the same width as her calves! Good eye, Dani.

They said smoking would stunt your growth, they were right.

Wasn't she the anorexic monkey twin? If so why does she dress like a fat gorilla?

The guy looks sorta Orlando Bloomish, maybr they're filming The Hobbit and she's a special effect.

I think it is 'George of the Jungle', walking with his anorexic chimpanzee friend, who is playing dress up.

I can't beleive this anorexic freak smokes what a jerk

What the... how old is she? Is she like 30cm tall? Or is he three metres tall?

Is she sexy to men? Do they honestly think sex, when they look at her? eww

I speak on behalf of most men when i state that she's not sexy at all, more the other way around, actually.

PROBABLY THE MOST UGIEST COUPLE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE..AND THEN SOME!

they are not UGIEY you are

MK fan please learn to spell, it is "ugly," not "UGIEY" you fucking moron.

hi i really think she should stop she looks terrible and doing so much to her body she is so not like ashley olsen she is discusting and i would be horrified of her if i was her mother and i would something about it, ashley is the mature one and knows what she is doing and mary-kate needs to know to start all over again and get on with her life and know that she is not cool smoking and she will loose all of her fans like me ashley olsen you rock you go girl dont smoke like your sister she looks rediculous go ashley!!! u rock girl freind

he's probably just with her:
1. he wants the 15 minutes of fame thing
2. mk is rich damnit! lol

The monkey in old Europe countries is known to carry the small tin cup and collect shiny pretty coins while the Old Gypsy just crank and crank the grinder and sing a happy song and the monkey love to see the pretty shiney coins and the tinkling and clanking make the monkey so happy! So happy the monkey have a smoke! It better than the sex you betcha!

well, I don't think they really have true sex. she just about reaches his crotch so I'm guessing it is all about the b-j. except I bet she doesn't swallow -- that would be protien and calories and all.

Well those Olsens are nowadays trend followers. Isn't the latest trend to date those mega rich heirs (AKA Paris/Paris)? I recall the Olsens were into dating rich guys, likely because it's the popular thing at the moment. I guess it is all about the money since she will need all the money she can get by going skeletal from doing meth all day and living in the celeb poser spotlight getting served underage in clubs. Both Olsens were hot until they moved to NY and lived by their own set of rules. Now they are passe.

Her billionaire boyfriend is Stavros Niarchos III and he is not a pedophile since he is 19yrs old. He is a professional kite-surfer, University of Southern California student and grandson of a Greek shipping magnate. Recent gossip in the rags say he is cheating on her.

This is the funniest shit!! Mary Kate does look like a monkey, i never thought of that! I give this sight mad props! The olsen twins are fashionably coordinated, what the F***K happened!!

omg i cant tell mie sister that this is the ral mary-kate! my sis LOVEZ the twinz SOOO much... she knoez them better than herself...aww mary-kate gurl u cud do better... ...im also a big fan and all u ppl stop dissing her ..just coz she smokez and has a older bf dun mean shes a watever u call her.. itz her life.. i mean havnt uz ever heard of personailty she cud like him for his perosnailty.... and shes not a monkey.. just coz shes short... dun diss her and WAT THE FUCK?? u think bout them having sex?? pff yeah im sure uz wud...

Pheobe...are you retarted?

Oh of course she "loves" him. It has nothing to do with him being worth BILLIONS of dollars. He just looks like such a hottie, right? Come on, you know that monkey twin is on drugs.

she is a mascot for pro anorexia

dude, i'd rahter bang that fat old lady walking in front of the them than have sex w/ either... and i'm a chick...

your all just jelous fuckers

Pheobe ignore Tammy,

She's an overweight Crack whore, if you check around here. Tammy is on almost every messageboard. She's one of those messageboard BEOTCHES, I meant to spell it that way TAMMY. Hood talk but of course TAMMY is SOOOO highclass that she corrects grammer, puts down EVERYBODY she's thinks she has a right too. But it's all because TAMMY is a LIAR, a WHORE, and a Crack Eatin CUNT

CALL ME B-E-O-T-C-H I'm call you OUT YOUR NAME WHORE

Danielle-202-396-3826 Anytime day or night call me whore (TAMMY), or I guess you got nothing better to do but HAUNT the messageboards you piece of internet TRASH!

I think Mary kate is fucking hot, Im a skinnier short white boy (attractive i might add )who enjoys using drugs on occation and dont think its wrong

Holy shit she looks like ET when they dress him up to disguise him from people.

Why is that girl dressed in a set of bed sheets?

Ok I am 4"11 and this guy at school told me that I look like a 5-year-old Olsen twin and it upset me. But now that I see this picture of this little freak, I would much rather look like her at age five than her now..she is a scary sight...ouch my eyes!

Ooooh, let's see what we have here... Bitter Land!

Let me see, she might be little AND a monkey face for you all, but she is a MILLIONAIRE!!! So her monkey face must be laughing at your poor, tall asses!

Yes indeed, laughing all the way through the pyrex tweek pipe.
Can't wait 'till she pulls a Richard Pryor and has to visit Dr. 90210 to have her face rearranged... actually, such an event would likely garner an improvement!!

Ohhh god. The height difference looks a bit odd! I always knew Mary-kate was short but.....oh well. I think Mary-Kate should give up the ciggys coz there not doing her gourgeous looks justice. I think stardoms taking its toll on Mary-Kate. Ohh and isnt that dude an oil heir???

HEY...I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY MARY KATE AND ASHLEY ARE MY BIGGEST FANS EVER...AND I HAVE LOVED THERE PERSONALITY AND THERE STYLE SINCE THEY WERE SMALL ...THEY ARE JUST THE BEST!!!.......AND I KNOW U MIGHT NOT PUT THIS ON CAUSE IM SAYIN SOME THING NICE...BUT ......I WANT EVERY ONE HEAR TO KNOW THAT ...WAT IF YOU WERE IN MARY KATES SHOES.....WOULD U LIKE TO KNOW PEOPLE WERE TALKING BOUT YOU.......NO U WOULD NOT...AND .....YES WE KNOW SHE IS SKINNY BUT U KNOW WAT .....EVERY ONE IS NOT PERFECT ....SO GET OVER IT!!!....BOTH OF MARY KATE AND ASHLEY RULE!!!........AND IF MARY KATE SMOKES ....IS IT YOUR FAULT......SHE CAN DO WHAT EVER ...SHE IS HER OWN FREE SELF....JUST CAUSE SHE IS A CELEB DONT MEAN U HAVE TO HATE ON HER!!!...SHES JUST AN ORDINARY TEENAGER.......SO PLEASE GIV HER SOME SPACE........AND IF U HAV THE HEART YOU WOULD ALSO STOP TAKING BOUT HER!!!!....END OF.....

hello...i just want to say plz stop hatin on mk n ashley there such great twins n there my idols n u lot sayin horrid tings bout dem .........so who cares wot mk does is it ur problem ...no it not ur not her mom or any one in her family so stop judgin her ok cuz u dnt have da right ...so i think you should leave them alone .....thjey have worked hard for what they have n they dont need peps like u lot sayin stuff bout dem .....just cuz u maybe dnt like dem dnt hate on dem ......ok then thats all i have to say i hope u guys put this in ur heads ........OK .........!!!!

mary kate n ashley are the best they rule!!!!!!!......you go girls!!!!!!!!......

LOL.. that aint really them, you got to be kidding!
Ok, this doesn't look good on the bone denisty scale if really is HER :(

ARE THESE FAKE??

These pics look disturbing.

Are you guys sure that they're not staged/photoshopped? They just seem improbable even for freaks like the Olsen twins, this just seems too weird.

i just wanna know why shes wearing rain boots and friggen sunglasses at the same time.
i think ive got that blanket on my couch too.

if only she'd taken off tht ridiculus hat n oversized sunglasses, she wudn't ve looked that ugly

jesus christ ppl.
wat the hell is wrong with you? yeh she smokes and thats bad..but shes ALWAYS BEEN SHORT! HU CARES?

What a fucking dumbass the person who did this topic is, that person she is with is Stiavros niachos or however you say it, and he is not old at all, he is like 21, and you should just mind your own buisness, height does not matter. fucking hell

yeah I really need to know how tall these two are. Goddammit. Their height difference does NOT look good. I'm 5'1 and most of the guys who are interested in me have been around 6 feet tall.

This is probably wrong of me. But when I see a man with a tiny woman like this, I always suspect it is to compensate for his being tiny too.

JJ, you'll have to fill us in.

God an you know she thinks she looks fresh. Man, with the cancer stick and the hat she reminds me of Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver but a lot less cuter.

they look like daddy adn daughter a 12 year old with a 38 year old or something the way that looks it looks like its fathers day adn she spending time with her big daddy lol

weird couple..i never thought that mary kate smokes...but then again it's hollywood!!! omg..i can't never tell my lil cousin whose a BIG fan of the olsen twin, about mary kate.. ....

So much for TomKat. Eeeeew. Ain't that Paris's new BF?

MARY KATE AND ASHLEY RULE!!!!!!....AND THOSES TOO GIRLS UP THEIR ARE SO ...............RIGHT!!!!!!!

I mean it's really hard to believe that the taller of the two doesn't see how strange this looks. As a short person, I can say that I've managed to not NOTICE how short I am compared to every one else but still you have to think about appearances!

And are both the sisters crazy looking like this? I've only seen crazy photos like this one and I haven't bothered to tell the two of them apart. Are there photos of a normaller looking one?

LOL, its J.Timberlake with a wig HAHAHA

hahhah!!!....i say it's brendan fraser...george of the jungle era.

I've had it. These people are MIXING the HEIGHTS. I say the shorties should stick with their own kind. I swear back in my day them shorties would never pull this crap in public. Sure you might take one out behind the shed once in a while, but that was more about discipline. And this tall guy - what does HE think he's doing? Why is it these days all the tall guys try to act all short? It's disgusting! Separate the Heights!

"I think it is 'George of the Jungle', walking with his anorexic chimpanzee friend, who is playing dress up." LMAO