Paris Hilton & Pamela Anderson: Bald. That's Hot!
Thursday, May 19th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch
The man-jaw coupled w/ the bald head is a frightening combo for Paris. Let's just say that the bald head works for some people (Natalie Portman) & not for others.
If a bald Paris wasn't enough, check out her role model, Pam Anderson.
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Don't you just wanna rub paris' bald head?
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Is that really her and not a photoshop job? 'Cause if it is, she's got a damn misshappen head.
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Paris looks like gollum from LOTR, lol. Pam doesn't look nearly as bas as her.
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I don't know if anyone else watches David Letterman, but a few nights ago Britney and Kevin were on and did the Top 10 list on "Why you should watch our show" (their new reality show). Anyways, number 5 or something was Britney saying, "I'm hot" and it sounded EXACTLY like Paris Hilton. It was very scary... did anyone else see that?
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Baldish actually works on Pam. It's the racoon makeup that ruins her look.
Well...that, the prehensile hooters and the penciled in eyebrows.
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THIS IS NOT REAL, PEOPLE!!
Get off the crack!!
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Too bad there is not a way to send this to Paris so she can see it. That would probably piss her off to see how ugly and alienlike she looks with the bald head. I would love it!
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Wow... You guys are all wierdo's.
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When you are normal size body but huge boobs, how do you find clothes to fit? I would think that all the clothes that would fit your chest would be 4 sizes too big for the rest of you. Do they have to get their clothes specially made? Just wondering.
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HER CLOTHES DON'T FIT HER. THAT'S WHY HER TITS ARE ALWAYS HANGING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE. EVIDENTALLY THERE IS NO PLACE TO BUY CLOTHES THAT FIT HER BODY TYPE. ALL SHE CAN REALLY HOPE FOR IS REALLY STRETCHY TEE'S.
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Looks photoshopped as hell, are you sure it's real?
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pam looks awsome with baldish hair. paris being bald i can get use to quickly. who know pam may do that to raise money for cancer reaserch
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