Eva's Chasin' The Light Saber Penis
Posted on Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 @ 2:53pm by Moelicious
Eva & Hayden in Cannes
Who was saying that Hayden Christensen is gay?
Actually, Hayden Christensen might just be gay (which is cool w/ us), but Eva Longoria still wants a piece whether he wants a piece of her or not. The lady doesn't understand straight & gay concepts. She understands only the language of the Penis. In short, where there is a penis, there must also be Eva Longoria. The bottom line is simple: Eva's a sexaholic beast of a woman, my friends. The lady is seriously on the balls of anyone whose name is NOT J.C. Chasez, but I guess just as long as J.C. doesn't see her having sex w/ another dude, it's all fair game, right?
J.C., we've said this before, but dude, smell the other items on the Latina menu & leave Eva to the rest of the male population on planet earth. You might end up catching some funky STD one of these days when you're sitting on the porch twiddling your thumbs (waiting for NSYNC to make a comeback).
UPDATE: Thanks to NorCalGirl, we've learned that Hayden, similar to Tommie Cruise & Vinn Deisel, is still in the closet. It's very understandly as the guy's gotta keep up the heterosexual Darth image right now or G. Luke will eat his balls. [Socialitelife]
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shes a whore. omg, hes so hott, i dont think hes gay. ahhhh.......
Every night on entertainment TV she names another actor she wants to meet or have on the show. Clooney. Depp. DREAMIN!
Did it occur that he might be bi? it is out there, there arnt just straights and gays. well if he is bi i sure do wanna get me a piece of his lightsaber canday!
Nobody will EVER think he is sleeping with her because he's a flaming fucking HOMO. Just look at him. As far as the girls thinking he's hot. I hear women all the time talking about how homo's are always hot and it's too bad they can't get with them. Case in point...he's a cocksucking buttfucker!
Why do you people always believe that Eva is with someone just because she is in a picture with him. Tony said that all of this stuff is all made up. The reports that she was with Hayden at Cannes are totally false as she was with Tony's family (mother and brothers) the whole time except for publicity stuff. It's kinda sad to judge someone as a 'whore' based on stupid tabloid pictures designed to look like she is 'with' someone.
The fact that all of you jump on this foolishness as though it were true and then judge someone in such an ugly way is ridiculous.
Hey Moe, I know I started this Eva-Hayden thing in yesterday's Mischa Barton post, but check out this link...was it really Eva that Hayden was hanging with at Cannes? It's suspect!
http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/whos_hayden_christensen_really_cozy...
haha. Miu is too funny.
I'd like to pour chowder and apple juice all over her jar-jar binks!
she went to the darkside!!
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