Choose Your Slut: Crazy Or Lazy Eyed?
Posted on Wednesday, May 18th, 2005 @ 12:20pm by Moelicious

What else could you ask for?!
In other news, Nick Carter is finally coming to the realization that he was a complete dumbass to ever think that Paris Hilton could ever genuinely love another human being. In response to some harsh words from Paris, Nick responds with something truly depressing.
The problem with Paris is that she thrives off of hurting other people, and it's not just me. [MTV]
At least he acknowledges that Paris is immature for her age. Good for him!
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lol i m on A CAFE,and its weekends so its fucking fully packed. cant say much coz i m going to the cinema nearby! so i hope u missed me deni ! loveya
CHECK IT OUT...I THINK THE FEMBOT BIT OFF HALF OF PARIS' LEFT INDEX FINGER BY MISTAKE DURING SOME SICK PAINFUL AND CRAZY SEXCAPADE!
I choose the crazy slut!
Omg someone throw that poor girl a cheeseburger Shit Fuck that throw the whole mc donalds at her ass .. She is one bony ass bitch I can not stand her .. WORST PART ABOUT IT IS I HAD TO WORK A PROMO FOR HER MOVIE AND THE DUMB BLONDE THING IS NOT AN ACT .. She really is fuckin stupid she made an ass out of herself on stage to the point where her sister walked off by slowly backing up and when she turned to her for vocal support because she ran out of vocabulary words to use .. AKA "Thats Hot" " I love you Bitches " ETC... it was too late nicky had fleed the stage and paris was left standing with a microphone in hand and a stupid look on her face .
It was fuckin priceless man .
Needless to say I have no clue what the hell runs through her mind .. oh wait nothing !
I have info on Paris H, my neighboors saw her on one of the Hawain islands not to long back and even though they did not get to see her perform or anything like that, they saw her alot up close. I mean like less than two feet away at times at the pool, beach, around the hotels, just out and about etc. Their dad said she was ugly in person. He said she was not pretty at alll. Could not figure out how she was supposed to be so goodlooking and a model/actress. His children, all teenage BOYS, 3 of them, (19, 17 & 14 1/2) said just the everyday girls vacationing or local girls were "way, way, hotter." I just thought it was kind of interesting because she is supposed to be like the greatest thing since Marilyn Monroe or something, and here you have 4 men, 3 of whom are horny goodlooking teenagers boys, and not one thought she was anything special. Robert, he is the 19 year old,(and he is gorgeous) even said Paris is a butterface. They also said they heard alot of other vacationers who shared the same opinion. But they did say one nice thing, they said she did not go around being demanding and acting all stuck up and trying to be the center of attention or anything like that from what they saw. I just thought I would share. Have a nice day.
Ya I heard she was not that goodlooking in person either. But then I don't think she is that goodlooking period. Pictures, TV, whatever her big hooked bird nosed face is on.
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Narcissist perfect dream
Who needs people?
HAHA this is great! my dad saw her wearing a backless dress. he said if her back could talk it would say "feed me".
I think Paris has just pulled her into the picture and the chick as thought "fuck. the only person with a reputation worse than mine". Alternatively, a new way to get liposuction? Connect to the stomach of ur pal, and drain. Damn, that remote is useful
IS PARIS HOLDING HER CELL PHONE IN HER RIGHT HAND BEHIND THE CRAZY LOOKING SLUT? IF SO I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN BE EXPECTING MORE PORN PHOTOS BEING HACKED FROM IT VERY SOON. I'M SURE THIS IS NOT THE ONLY PIC TAKEN WITH CRAZY SLUT GIRL IN THIS SITTING. PLEASE NOTE THAT THE CELL PHONE PHOTOS WILL PROBABLY INCLUDE RANDOM GUY SEEN IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE PHOTO ABOVE AND WILL ALSO INCLUDE SOME S & M ACTION AS I BELIEVE THAT CRAZY SLUT GIRL IS WEARING ONE OF TINKERBELLS DOG COLLARS. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
AND...IF IT NOT HER CELL PHONE I'M THINKING IT MAY BE A REMOTE CONTROL AND THAT CRAZY SLUT GIRL IS REALLY A FEMBOT THAT PARIS OWNS AND OPERATES FOR HER OWN SEXUAL DEVIANCIES! WHAT HAPPENS WITH FEMBOTS, STAYS WITH FEMBOTS. DAMN MEDIA CAN'T FIND OUT WHAT PARIS REALLY LIKES IF FEMBOT AINT TALKIN!
Tammy, your attention to detail is amazing.
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