Mischa Barton Features Her Single Booty. Ow!
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005 in the son-of-a-bitch, bastardly morning
Even though she's madly overrated, I gotta give it up for Mischa's fashion sense. This dress will drive any heterosexual man crazy & with her strolling around Cannes all alone, I'm sure some lucky bastard has gotten hold of that elusive All Access Panty Pass (AAPP). The AAPP comes only to the daring & lucky, my friends.
So yes, as I was saying, Mischa is a little lonely these days since her dumbass broke up with that billionaire chump---whatever his name was. Mischa, you are young & you're stupidly valuing 'true-love' over the dough. Sistah, when you have a bottomless pit of money, you can love on the side while you're doing movies.
They broke up after things began winding down and they started reevaluating their relationship [how the fuck do you reevaluate a relationship?!]. But it was Mischa who broke it off, for a few reasons: Brandon doesn't have any real money of his own; it's all his family's. She wasn't happy that Brandon didn't have any of his own money, and that he'd have to go to his mother Nancy all the time for money. She thought it was ridiculous that a man would have to go to his mom each month for money. [Mischa's Bastard Friend, Star Mag]
I still think she's dumb. Oh well.
In support of Mischa falling in love on the side while having her sugar daddy living @ his mommy's billion dollar mansion, here's a case in point: She's going to start a movie in bloody Italy w/ Star Wars pimpdaddy, Hayden Christensen. He's 24, she's 19, so I'm sure Darth will slap around Meesh w/ his light saber at least a couple times by the end of the production. For God's sake, they're doing a fucking romantic flick, so if Darth can't get some action after a day full of make-out scenes with Meeshes, then he's officially going to be booted from the dark side to the homo-side (which is cool by us, of course). That just increases the probability of Mischa landing one of us. Riiight.
On that sad note, here's a pic of Mischa's backside. If you look real closely, you might see a booty…
I agree. She is over-rated. *yawn*
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it's all about Julie Cooper on The OC!!!!! M.I.L.F.!!!!!!!
actually.....Summer is a peppy little firecracker...seems like she'd be fun.
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just my luck.
Are you serious?!
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Of course this could simply be a planted story, but the NY Daily News reported today that Hayden was spotted getting cozy with...Eva Longoria (sorry guys!) at the Cannes Film Festival. Eva seems to know her way around the hetero male pretty well so what gives?
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as i posted earlier, he could be bi.
,Todd
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You guys are retarded shitheads! Hayden Christensen is not gay! Some stupid person made up that rumor! Neither is he bisexual. He admitted it himself. Yes, I know there's no proof that he could be lying, BUT most people believe he's not gay/bi. The only people who think that are the people who I shall attack!! ^_^ Mischa's evil, I hate her gut- I mean, HAPPY SUMMER!
P.S: Hayden has a girlfriend! =P
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Mischa looks great, but she's skinny as hell. But that seems to be her natural state, so i'm not really complaining.
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THANK YOU ANNALINE! Hayden is not gay! At All, yea i asked him too he said no, that he wasnt gay! ps. who's his gf?
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i dont get you people. the o.c is the best programme EVER and you treat one of the star leads like this. i have seen some tings in my time but this really does take the buiscuit. mischa is an outstanding actress/modle and i think that we all should give her a break. i love her work and i am a true fan and have not got a bad word to say about her. he is a model professional in her linf of wrok and should be treated like that.
keep doing what you is doing mischa you are the best at it
p.s i love you and your work.
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DAVID ure right i mean mischa is like da best and she aint overrated
P.S anybody have her number
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yeah...except for the fact that Hayden Christensen is ALREADY on the homo-side...as if you didn't know...(not being cynical, he really is gay)
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oooh...let's start a rumor that he's homo w/ elijah wood. or has that theory already been publicized?
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dude, she pounces on the young penis quick.
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David, can you suck on my ass...I think I have some crusty stuff stuck up there!
thank you, honey.
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dammm haydens gay o fuck now i know when they say all the hot men r gay haydenn is soooooooooo fucking fineeee
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