George Lucas' Sets Record For Longest Chineck
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex
My God. He has enjoyed one too many steaks. On that note, a few questions arise:
1. How much food can G. Luke store inside his chineck? And, now long can he survive thereafter.
2. How much food can he swallow at once without choking?
3. Is it hard to shave it since it seems pretty watery?
4. What does he more resemble: A walrus or a stork?
Here's the rest of the photo w/ Nat Ports.
Combine Lucas' huge chineck with Helen Hunt's huge forehead and you'd get...well, I don't know what you'd get but I know I don't want to see it whatever it is.
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Don't put ideas in my head, alright.
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He has a thyroid condition you dumbass.
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Alexia needs a hug.
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Has anyone checked out Jennifer Wilbanks (the runaway bride) She has a chineck too. She is ugly as fuck and crazy ta boot.
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