Tara Reid: Queen Alcowhoric. Respect.
Posted on Monday, May 16th, 2005 @ 5:00am by Moelicious
Tara Reid is your typical modern, talentless star who doesn't go from blockbuster to blockbuster, but from penis to penis. It's actually a very beautiful thing if you're the owner of one of these penises (double-bagged, we hope/highly recommend).
We've done our research & have a couple examples of how one can suck on those deformed nippies. Just be careful not to suck too hard b/c they might just come off & end up in your mouth. That tends to ruin the sexual mood.
We've done our research & have a couple examples of how one can suck on those deformed nippies. Just be careful not to suck too hard b/c they might just come off & end up in your mouth. That tends to ruin the sexual mood.
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I find it funny that the word "cow" also appears in your word Alcowhoric. Coincedence? I think not!
Hear what that dumb cunt did at the Kentucky Derby? Check it out on Msnbc.com under gossip.
Thanks moe...was the deal only in the States? I didn't hear anything bout it here.
Kitten, get someone to to go to a random Wendy's w/ a human finger & drop have them drop it into one of their chillis. The finger trick never fails!!
I wonder what it would take to get Wendy's to offer a full combo meal for free?! I think this calls for a post...
kitten, you're amazing!
I would say go treat yourself to a free mini-frosty at Wendy's, but that deal ended yesterday.
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