Nibbly Things: Paula Abdul Feared It Was The Drugs

According to Drudge, Paula Abdul feared ABC News was investigating her and American Idol regarding drug use. ABC said that was never part of the investigation. Tip to ABC. You might want to look into that one. [Drudge Report]It looks like stress is wha...

Page 3...that's hot. I'm sure she took a toothbrush to her throat after that shoot...

most definitely. gag & yack city!

page 6. hilarious insert there moe.

Sheer brilliance, my friend! I especially like number 6 - Paris is doing the world-famous "Starlette Pigeon-stance".

*GAG!*....KOFF KOFF.....BLECH!
Now, if Photo #2 (The I'm the shameless bitch pose) doesn't show the ego of this girl, nothing will. How do the adoring fans find it in themselves to look up to this?!? Narcissism makes me gag. I would actually like her if she wasn't so wrapped up in herself, and instead was spending her energies doing something constructive for the world--feeding hungry children, perhaps, or trying to end child abuse.
And this morning I choked on my coffee, as I opened the newspaper to find a photo of her mother, standing there with that same Paris smug look, hand on the hip. She is now getting a tv show where the winner gets to be a Hilton for a year. (??!!)
....sigh....

Photo number #2 should be called the lazy, lopsided, loopy, wonky eye pose. These are all quotes I have seen about her left eye, it is so true, not to mention noticeable. I won't even go into things I have read people saying aout her nose, suffice to say, not nice at ALL.

Whe does she wear blue contacts? Why can't she just let her brown eyes show. Unless she needs them for eyesight purposes and went ahead and got a color change while she was at it. But somehow I doubt it.

Can someone tell me what the hell is wrong with her feet?! Those things are damn freaky.

21 jordan new shoes

21 jordan new shoes

skankasaurus

I hate this whore