The Lindsay Lohan Crack Transformation
Monday, April 25th, 2005 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex
So yeah, it's quite obvious that Lindsay has changed. A little. Teenage girls across the country are probably wondering how this happened so rapidly & what they can do to go through a similar transformation. With a little snooping around, we discovered that our 18-year old princess/whore used a simple 3-step process:
1. Attend high-profile parties & blow on either high-profile penis or the white, powdery stuff. Do one or both until you are forced to rush to the restroom to puke out your brains---or at least whatever you ate that particular day.
2. Repeat at least 5-6 nights of the week for 3 months.
3. Lastly, whore your body to anyone & anything that wants you. Regardless of age (Bruce Willis) or stature (Verne Troyer), have sex at least 4x a week (minimum).
Of course, the more you do, the better! Check out the results below...
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is anyone else having problems seeing the pictures on the main page? i can only see them when i click on the quotes part.
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She did NOT sleep with Verne Troyer, did she? I thought he was married to some amazon! And if she did, how did I miss this great piece of gossip?!
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That's Lindsay's twin sister.
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she looks about 23 now. I think she looks better though; lindsay looks like heather graham now.
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young Lindsey is looking pretty good no matter what she may or may not be on. i'd hit it.
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She looks alright... if you like fake plastic little girls with daddy issues. Fake tits that rise too high and most recently, injected lips. Stupid child is giving into the hype.
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Besides hair color, the only real difference I see is that she was orange in 2004.
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Are you seriously trying to tell me that chick is younger than 26? Do me a favour....
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EW SHE LOOKS LIKE HELL BLOWN OVER 5 TIMES, IS SHE TRYING TO COMPETE WITH THE OLSEN TWINS, THATS GROSS.....SO UNATTRACTIVE I GUESS EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD LIKES TO LOOK LIKE A SKELETON.
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Ya'll must have a problem with her because you're looking for some pole to smoke. Crackhead or not, she's hot.
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hey britney spears is cool. atleast she aint a skeleton a lil lazy but pfff. lindsay lohan look like she has just been throught 5 diagnoses of breast-cancer i swear she looks so worn out
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This is absolutly discusting. I cant believe it :(
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i liked her before its ashame how she looks now know she looks really old.
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cant every one see that she is trying to hard to be like paris and nicole. she is gross and we all wonder why 12 yr olds dress like sluts and why there having kids. its becuase of nasty celebrities who are whores like drugged out lindsey. come on i lost 35 pounds in 2 months doing coke back in the day. the fact that shes friends with some of the most drugged up people in hollywood doesnt suppirt her no drug theory
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I CAN NOT stand this girl.....I COULD NEVER stand this girl...I WILL NEVER be able to stand this girl...GO AWAY LL!
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Like my dear mom used to say: Most times someone tries to improve their physical appearance, they end up fucking up themselves, and looking uglier than they used to be... My mom is always right.
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FYFI Lindsay lohan rocks this world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oh jasmine....please, don't make me laugh!!! only GOD rocks this world!!!
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God rocks poopies
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if this keeps up she'll be like Courteney Love...."polly wanna crack pipe!!' lindsey lohan used to be an idol now shes 20 minutes from rockbottom. i bet ill see her digging through garbge cans looking for scraps and fighting with dogs....if she keeps this shit up............. she should be in the christmas carol..........that ghost showing her that if she doesnt change tiny tim will beat her down, rape her then kill her for being unholy....so in conclusion....tiny tim kicks ass.
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don't brain-wash us ,we all know that thats her twin sister . suckers
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Dear gods, does she not know what she LOOKS like?
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In the recent photo her top lip looks a little rosey... hmmmmmmmm, cocksilcle anyone!
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Save the lips, she has a hint of Kylie somewhere in there (the first pic, left)
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She is soo coked out now. She should be the spokes person on why u shouldn't partake in the white devil. I don't think she looks good at all now. She looks sick and skinny and warn OUT.
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WELL EXCEPT FOR BRITNEY SHE THINKS SHE CAN EAT FOR TWO BUT I DONT THINK A BABY CAN EAT A WHOLE HAMBURGER TO ITS SELF
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THE OLSEN TWINS uuurrrrgggg when i think about ti she does look like she is competing against em she just needs the granny style and there, there both even.
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Fall 2004 - She looks beautiful.
Now - Pee-wee Herman in drag, sad. Who the fuck is her stylist?
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I don't see any difference! Losers! Maybe it's the hair color. I need more specific pictures!
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gotta love the mindless rant
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nah. Verne Troyer came into mind at that particular moment when I was writing, but I wouldn't be surprised if she took a bite (or two) in the last few years. When you're flyin' high in the sky after doing a few lines, midgets start lookin' like basketball players.
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And to Maria, your mum is so right!
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The question that really begs to be asked here is:
"Who is that hot dame in the background?"
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Heheheheh, Shell You are too funny!
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