Donatella Versace: Cocaine Was So Much Fun!
Monday, April 25th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
In the May issue of Vogue, Donatella Versace sounds off about her 17-year affair w/ Mr. Crack Cocaine. 17-years, man. So, how on earth does someone stop sniffin' the goods after 17-bloody-years?
I had so much fun. I had the best time of my life.
[Donatella Versace- Vogue Magazine, May 2005 via The Santa Fe New Mexican]
There you have it kids. Start doing cocaine because it beats watching TV, playing videogames & sports & for all you older people, it's much wilder than alcohol & weed (put together!). You can grab a stash of The Big C if can manage to hit up any high-profile parties or if your network isn't so strong, just head to the local ghettos & talk to some shady brothas.
But, when the lights die down & the parties stop becoming fun, you can quit! Donatella explains her secret...
I stopped using cocaine because of what happened. I couldn't go late to work, because Gianni wasn't there. I had to organize my company, my family. My whole life changed completely. I didn't even think about doing it. But it wasn't as though I was going to stop my behavior forever. I wish I had.
I was crying, laughing, crying, sleeping _ I couldn't understand when I was talking; people couldn't understand me. I think if I didn't go (to rehab) I would have died.
Apart from the small prospect of death & people not understanding what the fuck she was talking about when she came to work after doing a few lines, it was HER INABILITY TO SLEEP IN that forced Donatella's ass to "quit" crack. If her ass didn't quit, she would've become a crackwhore on the streets of Italy rather than the Empress of Versace.
I don't care what Donatella says, but when you do coke for 17 years, no amount of rehab is going to stop you from heading back to Mr. Sniffy-sniffy. Then again, it looks kinda weird being the only 50-year old doing lines in a group of beautifully anorexic 20-somethings.
Nasty ass woman. I recently was in the emergency room and overheard another patient telling the doctor his problem. He had been bleeding from his nose for 3 days. Apparently he has been a coke and herion addict for many years. When the doctor asked him when he last used coke he replied, "Not in a long while, like 3 days." His red blood cell count was so low he needed a tranfusion. It pissed me off a great deal. That blood could have gone to someone else in that overcrowded hosiptal and instead it was being wasted on a fucking selfish coke head. Coke is some nasty, addicting shit. Please people, don't use that shit. Let the blood go to the needy.
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Amen, Lissa
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coke is not that addictive!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh nastatella..I mean donnatella! U LOOK LIKE A MAN! oh and Gianni should have kicked your fat blonde ass goodbye!
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I just wish that she paid more attention to her anorexic daughter Allegra..instead of to coke..=(
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what the fuck is this?
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I agree with #5 Chrissa...Manitella needs to stop talking about herself and get her daughter to eat a cheesburger or 5. Allegra is the skinniest, unhealthy looking person I have ever seen. When I say that I mean that Allegra bears a striking resemblence to a dead, rotting ethiopian. GET YOUR DAUGHTER SOME HELP! Donatella also needs to go get some sort of plastic surgery that makes her look like a woman rather then a man dressed in drag. Do they have a surgery where they peel your entire face off and chissle your skull to a smaller more petite looking size then sew you back up. Isn't that how they do a nose job afterall? Maybe this would be a truer meaning to a head job?
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I am suffering from an eating dis. myself and very much agree with both of you. Donatella is incredibly selfish. This is a VERY sick girl who will be dead within a month without hospitalization.
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You SMOKE crack and SNIFF coke.
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you don't "snort" CRACK, you smoke it
you snort COCAINE powder..dumbass
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So this is how celebs have fun... I am supposed to believe drugs are cool now? I am sorry to hear celebs like Donatella have nothing else better to do with their lives. I would dearly suggest a drug rehab just in case she considers this alternative.
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I would like to point out that the idiot who has written this story has not noted that there is a difference between crack cocaine and powder form cocaine. Donatella did not do crack!
The funny thing is you cannot sniff crack cocaine so fix your story before u make out she is a crack head.
Crack is far more addictive than the cocaine she used.
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it's all bad. she thinks she feels good but she really feels like pumped up shit every day of her life. poor offspring; mother & fatherhood should be allowed only by license.
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