The Mandy Moore Hottness Theory; Japan Coach Ads
Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 in the weewizzle hours
Mandy Moore is tip-top booty-real-estate at the moment. I don't know why guys aren't clamoring all over her b/c she has long-term hotness written all over her. The Mandy Moore Hotness Theory is very simple & even more superficial.
Let's take Britney Spears for example. We all know that she was once hot, but now (unfortunately), even though she's still super young, Britney has become complacent in all aspects of her life. This complacency has led to the extra baggage, the acne, the bad hair, & of course, gluttony! On the other side of the Planet Hotness we have Ms. Mandy Moore.
God have mercy.
Her level of success has stayed steady, the paparazzi have left her ass alone & she pretty much leads the life she wants to live. It is this lifestyle that contributes to Mandy's stress-free look & long-term hotness.
Just look at these ads Mandy did for Coach's spring 2005 Japan ad campaign. Aaah...Mandy is so refreshingly hot that it's not even funny.
[Props to Mandy Media for the photos]
She has always been on the top of my hotness scale. There are few in Hollywood that can top her sweet young cuteness, hot body, and innocence. If it came down to Ms. Moore or Scarlet Jo, I don't know who I'd pick.
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This must be a guy thing because she looks not-so-hot in my book, especially in the face.
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Maybe its because she looks like "the girl next door". Your all amerrrican girl.
Who knows... farmgirl your guess is as good as mine!
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You looks like shes made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Its sickening!!! Remember when she was on MTV all the time ... I wanted to just throw something at her. The only way she will ever be cool in my book is if she does something down and dirty. I'm telling you ... I would like to see her in some lesbian porn with some Hot chick like Angelina Jolie. I am sure Jackson will agree.
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damn you for writing that last comment...now i'm stuck fantasizing about it... angelina would make mandy her bitch and she'd writhe in a combination of joyful pain and elation... mandy would be defenseless against angelina.
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My roommates friend was actually picked up by Angelina Jolie once down in LA. He told me about it. It was a good lesbian story.
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I will see what I can do. I've already asked the roommate about setting something up. I hear she is a model or at least trying to be. I'll keep you posted.
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"Is it just me or would the Japanese would die w/out luxury goods."
are you KIDDING me!? AMERICANS would die without luxury goods!!!!!!
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she's so ugly in this ab
wtf?
am i missing something
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I abolutely LOVE this girl.
Gorgeous in every way. She doesn't put all her 'buisness' in the open, for people to critique her every move and shoot her down. She does a good job at keeping some sort of mystery about her.
Way mature beyond her years. =) Okay, maybe I'm a little biased because I've met her before...(this woman's tall... 5'10 WITHOUT heels)
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Post #1 As far as long term hotness, prolly Mandy Moore, Scarlett's tits will be down to the ground in a little bit.
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Dude, we gotta interview this roomie's friend. she must be freakaaay or freakaaayhot!
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