Spiderman 2 - What The Hell?
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 around evening with martini & women in hand
One of the first movies that Blockbuster sent me was Spiderman 2. I have Garden State & Collateral awaiting my lazy ass. I'm trying ot watch as many flicks as I can before my subscription runs out at the end of April. (Yes, I lead a sad-sad life.)
My review will be short. Spiderman 2 is super overrated. Then again, I loved Soul Plane, so you be the judge. If you haven't seen it, don't waste your time. The only way I'd watch it again would be if I was on some super long road trip in a car with no windows, food, radio, cd player, etc etc. Ok-ok, I'm exaggerating. It wasn't that bad!
Ok, with that in hand, let's analyze Spiderman's sexuality. It's highly possible the guy is gay. Sure he wins the girl's heart by the end, but that's just a superhero front. I don't blame the guy for giving that trollwhore (Kirsten Dunst) the hand through the entire movie, but why wasn't he sleeping w/ that chick in his apartment building on side? Dude, I don't know about you guys, but that chick was cute---or maybe she just dressed super scandalously so horny guys would go watch the movie? Regardless, sexual relations w/ that chick wouldn't really qualify as cheating in my book. Afterall, the rent needs to get paid, right? Right!
My review will be short. Spiderman 2 is super overrated. Then again, I loved Soul Plane, so you be the judge. If you haven't seen it, don't waste your time. The only way I'd watch it again would be if I was on some super long road trip in a car with no windows, food, radio, cd player, etc etc. Ok-ok, I'm exaggerating. It wasn't that bad!
Ok, with that in hand, let's analyze Spiderman's sexuality. It's highly possible the guy is gay. Sure he wins the girl's heart by the end, but that's just a superhero front. I don't blame the guy for giving that trollwhore (Kirsten Dunst) the hand through the entire movie, but why wasn't he sleeping w/ that chick in his apartment building on side? Dude, I don't know about you guys, but that chick was cute---or maybe she just dressed super scandalously so horny guys would go watch the movie? Regardless, sexual relations w/ that chick wouldn't really qualify as cheating in my book. Afterall, the rent needs to get paid, right? Right!
Netflix is so much better than Blockbuster. And even if it weren't why not be a customer of a company that is not the Microsoft of video rental.
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Oh my god!! I thought Spiderman 2 was super good! I watched it in IMAX. I thought it was very entertaining, the special effects were decent and the plot was possible. Yes you are right, you liked Soul Plane. We'll see what you have to say about Garden State =0)
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Yeah, i think the movie was just about special effects & teaching 10 year old boys that violence will solve all problems. hah. There was no action. No drugs, babes, or a story, for that matter.
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