no adriana lima but olson twins? crazy bastards!

i've been scanning through the list and i just can't seem to fathom some of these rankings.... i'll have much to say about this one as i read through it more...

first off.... roselyn sanchez at 100??!?! did FHM not see how smokin she was in Rush Hour 2 or Chasing Papi? all hispanic women should be in the top 50 by default no matter what!!!!!

secondly.... gisele at 65??!!?!??!!!! you tellin me that maggie gyllenhaal is sexier than that?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

lastly (for now).... vida guerra at 26!?!?!?!!!! no no no!!!!!!!

i bet you folks will have some issues w/ Ms. Love Hewitt at no. 20, eh!??! well, TBS played Heartbreakers this morning and I'm to stand by my belief that that was a great movie... well, atleast her outfits...

You know the fix is in when Kelly Clarkson makes any Top 100 list.

I feel like puking after reading that list.....
Jennifer Garner- is Ben Afflicks evil twin brother first off,
Christina Aguilera- Man if we could see her without make-up we'd all kill ourselves
Kelly Clarkson- GIVE ME A BREAK- god damn I'm am sorry to say but this is one of those instances where we like to say "ONLY IN AMERRRRICA"
Puke puke puke all the way home!
Did Zitney even make it???? LOL Please god help us all!

AUGH! GAG! Hey Ginger! I am puking too! Paris Hilton?!? Christina Aguliera with all her make up? Pam Anderson?!? Jennifer Garner? Mariah Carey? Oh darn! Why didn't Anna Nicole Smith make this list? And Courthey Love?
HAHAHAHA!!!

Alba should be number 1.

FHM top 100 is pure gold, what I always notice is that the number one place is always hot and 2-->100 is pure bullshit. I came to the conclusion that if your in the 2-100 your agent has paid FHM 4 you to be there. No way, did I say that. Your career needs help. I didnt say that. You dont get paid for your photoshoot. What? Your a loser, where am I going with this. Your a sponsored listing! LOL

Come on...be serious....most of these don't belong and I can't believe they were actually "voted" for....the following should remain on the list somewhere and most of these should be near the top....Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Jessica Simpson, Carmen Electra, Jessica Alba, Eva Longoria, Eliza Dushku, Natalie Portman, Mischa Barton, Katherine Heigl, Anna Kournikova, Shakira, Jamie Pressly, Brande Roderick, Roselyn Sanchez....AND the fact that two of the hottest women on the planet in anybody's book ranked 39th and 84th respectively is a crime...Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio....two Brazilian Angels from Victoria Secret fame.......most guys I've talked to would support these choices whatever your personal order may be.....but some of the rest...please....anybody see Kelly Clarkston before her makeover?....and has anybody seen Heather Graham without makeup?...
my god, the list of atrocities goes on and on....FHM should be asshamed......looking for some you left off the list?....how about Mila Kunis, Kristen Kusek, Eva Mendez, Catherine Bell, Sienna Miller, Krista Allen, Victoria Beckham, Faith Hill, Emily VanCamp, Diane Kruger, Alexis Bledel and Evangaline Lilly to name a few ....

Faith Hill not being on the top ten on this list is a bigger crime than money changing hands to get half of this list on this list. Eva Mendez is also a top 20 choice. Someone needs to explain to the committee of women and gay designers who selected this list that the criteria for selecting sexy women should not include:
1. Number of times they have been on the cover of People magazine.
2. When viewed from the side, the most prominant feature is their nose.
3. Reason for being famous is a roll in a sit-com 10 years ago.
4. Reason for being famous is willingness to dress like a whore, while claiming your talent is singing or acting.
5. Reason for being famous is the ability to walk in a straight line (identical to your body's figure) while looking like you just ate a lemon. (runway models)

Someone should explain to these people that sexy is not slutty, wearing the least amount of cloths possible, or wearing gauze bandages for cloths.

True sexy includes: a figure, as well as a personality, talent and attitude. Eva Longoria is hot because of her attitude as well as killer looks. Faith Hill is sexy because of her smoltry looks AND her voice. The same goes for Shania Twain and Leann Rimes. Marisa Tome is SEXY, but she never makes these lists because she is not a media whore. She doesn't sell her soul to get on the cover of yet another magazine for no other reason than that she has another even more revealing dress than last week's.

Everyone will have their favorites, but some of these should not be on anyone's list, except for their bf/hubby, and only then because he is afraid she might see his list, get mad and throw a hissy fit if she isn't on it.

The best advice that I have for these Magazines who make these lists: Hire heterosexual men to put together these lists.

Hell! Kristin Kreuk should have been in the top ten! She doesn't need a particle of make-up to make it in that list. She's all natural beauty! What the HELL is Mariah doing there?! And the Olsen Trolls?! I'm for Kristin all the way! But there ain't no argue about Angelina Jolie being number one! Hot!

Grace Park shoulda been on the list too. FHM bitchez...

THE FRICKEN OLSEN TWINS....COME ON U SUCK THERE UGLY AS HELL AND TOO FRICKEN SKINNY AND TOO GRANDMA LIKE THE WAY THEY DRESS IS BEYOND. THERE UGLY LIL SHITS. where the hell is britney spears shes gorgeous shes better than that bloody lindsey lohan whos like a red head with freckles she only fakes her tan too bloody uch she looks orange she aint sexy naturally. there is soo many things wrong with that list lol

You know what's funny? There's nothing sexy about someone who has whored themselves out in such a way that nothing is left to the imagination. See Hilton and Anderson (emphasis on Hilton, who made #3, which is arguably the worst decision ever. Popularity does not equal sexiness.)

So many things wrong. First off...HOW THE HELL IS VIDA GUERRA NO. 26!!! AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK PARIS HILTON,MARIAH CAREY,LINDSAY LOHAN,JENNIFER GARNER,MARIA SHARAPOVA,CAMERON DIAZ,KEIRA KNIGHTLEY,SCARLETT JOHANSSON,AND CHARLIZE THERON ARE ALL HOTTER THAN VIDA?!?!?!?!

Second...ROSELYN SANCHEZ IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS LIST?!?!? I MEAN SHES LITERALLY UNDER KATE HUDSON! KATE FREAKING HUDSON!!!,SOFIA VERGARA BEING AT 80,JENNIFER CONNELLY BEING AT 88,AND,THE WORST ONE OF ALL,MONICA BELLUCCI AT 89!?!?!?!??!?!?

i think the list is correct

eliza dushku is albanian and i love this actrores she is my frends and i live eliza minator_erreway@hotmail.com

Adriana Lima should be #1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Paris Hilton,Lindsay Lohan,Teri Hatcher and Mariah Carey are higher on the list than Jessica Alba?What the hell??????

I would say maybe it was a countdown to most emaciated looking star but you threw Mariah in the mix and she is fat. Jessica Alba is perfect. I don't get it either!

It's clearly the "Who the fags around the office think is hot" list, totally unscentific and unrelated to bonerificness.

Along with Angelina and pre-milf Jennifer Garner (who, as much as I've always liked her, belongs further down on the list), these should be the top ones (in no particular order);

Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Brooke Burke
Kristin Kreuk
Eva Longoria
Adriana Lima
Evangeline Lilly
Jennifer Connelly
Monica Bellucci
Rebecca Romijn Stamos

Incidentally, Angelina looks very disturbingly like her brother in that picture. And having her tongue out while looking like him just reminds us of the horror we've been trying to wipe out of our minds all these years...

Gah! Must go bang head on wall!

I think it's the blond hair that makes her resemble him more. Yes, I would like to forget her making out with her own brother as well. Sadly though, it is burned into my brain. Banging your head into a wall will not help, I have tried!

Pain from the memory, that is. Electrocuting yourself straight in the brain is practically a slight sting in comparison.

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paris hilton is #3- GROSS, she shouldnt even be ON the list.
i do not understand what people see in her, she isnt pretty.

i think Milla Jovovich should be higher,

I definately think that Paris shouldn't be on the list at all! Jessica Alba should definately be waaaaay up the list. I also think that Lindsay shouldn't be that high and neither should Jennifer Garner. What's wrong with the males out there? I also think that Kelly Clarkson should be moved up the list cause she is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine as, now that she has blonde hair and all lol! And where is Gwen Stefani? She is purrrrrfectly fine.

No way can bird beak Paris be sexier than Jessica Alba, feed her ego FHM. You all are blind over there anyway. Obviously, they did not listen to Valentino. ( Valentino said recently PH was not even pretty.) However, sexiness does not always equate to beauty. Sexiness could just be looking like a hot whore and and showing off all parts of your body, and not even having to be that pretty. Beauty is a whole different matter. You could be homely and still be *sexy* to a certain extent. No wonder Paris beat Jessica Alba, they were not judging by how naturally trully beautiful you are, but how slutty you can act, and how much press she garners for herself. Paris Hilton is ugly. You know the fix is in when Homely ass Kelly Clarkson and Paris Hilton are on the list. Or they are not judging by actual beauty, but how much skin they show and how slutty they act. No way is Paris better looking than 99.9% of the women on the list. Kelly "chunky ass" Clarkson should not even be on the list.

A male friend of mine summed it up nicely when he was talking about that girl from that sex/city - Sarah Jessica Parker, (I know she is not on this list.) It describes the Paris Hiltons of the list however. He said that "Sarah Jessica Parker was the ugliest,homeliest, most busted up, *sexy* girl he ever wanted to bang."
I was like, WTF? He explained it by saying you do not have to be beautiful, or even pretty to be sexy. Sometimes women who are even on the homely side (Paris Hilton, Kelly Clarkson ,S.J. Parker etc.) can still be considered sexy because of the way they come across, and/or the way they carry themselves. I think that explains why
Paris Hilton and Kelly Clarkson and a host of others are on here. Paris & Kelly are NOT beautiful, their not even pretty. There is just something about them and the way they put themselves out there to the public that some may find sexy.
Angelina J. & Jessica A. are legit though.

I heard Angelina Jolie called Womb Raider, and I busted a gut. That has to be the funniest slam I have heard about her so far. Love it.

Britney Spears definitely should not be on the list because she looks like shit, especially after getting knocked up with that bum Kev. Tons of make-up and extensions won't save her this time.

womb raider-lmao

I think that list up there should be called Most Popular Females of Current Entertainment/Tabloids.

A few at the top of my list:

Kate Beckinsale
Milla Jovovich
Liv Tyler
Christy Turlington
Claire Forlani
Alyssa Milano
Angie Everhart
Jessica Alba
Sophia Loren
Gwyneth Paltrow
Gia Carangi
Judy Garland
Audrey/Katherine Hepburn

I happen to think Kelly Clarkson is naturally prettier than most of the gals up there and not because of "how she comes across". The current bleach-blonde hair is a mistake though.

And how the hell did Maggie Gyllenhaal make the list? That's got to be a joke!

I think Maggie is such a neat person. She goes around and cleans up the litter on the streets and I only know that because some stalkerazzi snapped pics of her doing it. I think that is neat because she doesn't brag about her selfless contributions like Mariah Carey etc. etc. She just does it because that's how she is and that my friend, makes her a beautiful person!

Just a quick comment to Harvey's comment. Kelly Clarkson's hair is natural blonde, she got the brown stripped out.

"Kelly Clarkson's hair is naturally blonde." - Jester

While that may be so Jester, I can't agree with you that Kelly's hair is THAT naturally blonde. While I know your statement is a common "natural blonde's" defense, her hair color has been chemically aided to achieve that bright tone and high intensity. I've dyed many a head of hair, all shades. She's still pretty and she may be naturally blonde, just not THAT blonde.

My opinion still stands; this particular fake, brassy, chemically aided shade of blonde that Kelly Clarkson has been sporting lately does not suit her very well. It's a skin tone thing. Just like straining her voice to sound extra "rock" and "edgy" at the VMA's didn't work out for her either. Don't you know Jester, every blonde is "naturally blonde". I hear that stripped line all the time when former light honey brown haired girls morph into Marilyn Monroe blondes after a pricey visit to the salon.

"We use sic — italicized (but not underlined) and in square brackets, as in [sic] to indicate that a word in a quotation was misspelled or otherwise miscast in the original language. We should use this only when it is really important to retain the original spelling and grammar for some ethical or historical reason. Otherwise, it is regarded as bad manners to retain the mistaken language. If misspellings litter the quoted language, it would be better to note at the beginning of the text that you are using the original. To pepper your quotation with here-a-sic, there-a-sic simply becomes annoying."

In lieu of Lena Buzzkill, I'll simply say, Satan doesn't have ministers. Thanks!

Somehow, I knew I'd command your scorn for that sentence. I have experience with color treating many different types of hair. There, is that better? I do appreciate your intended humor, though completely flawed, unoriginal and derivative. I'm flattered! Now about that "Mssr."...

FHM is the most idiotic magazine I have ever had the misfortune to read. Britney Spears should be happy she didn't make their ridiculous list. Stick with the men's mags whose writers at least have a combined IQ of > 100: Maxim, Esquire, Playboy, etc.

Every issue of FHM should go straight to the recycle bin (where facilities exist ;) Better still, someone should Bomb their office building; that would be a worthwhile terrorist attack.

I declare war on the entertainment criminals!

~Mait

Lol, you have a really good point there Harvey! And I take my comment back...I still think she's hot with blonde hair tho:P.

What about Carmella DeCesare?

Is anyone else confused as to why Tara Reid is on here????
She is not pretty,does not carry herself well,has ugly implants and ugly lipo.
Plus,she's perpetually drunk.I didn't know "Easy lay" was also equal to being sexy these days,too.

shit who said that kelly clarkson shouldn't be on that list, man just give me one night with her, she be hittin high notes all night long

Lindsay Lohan is a freckled hollywood whore...Let me re-phrase that "A Freckled Hollywood MILLIONAIRE Whore". Don't Hate :P Cause you know you can't have a piece of her.

Alessandra Ambrosio does not get nearly enough credit.

logan tom can slap my balls around any tim. to bad she will not make the top 10 untill next trials. love that sweet ass logan.

Odd list, Estella Warren is 61. LOL no way are all 61 of those girls in front of her hotter. And than its a joke to have toothpick losser than a Park Ave Ho Paris Hilton at number 3. Than Vida Guerra at 26. Yet she is almost number one in number of hits on most search pages. Shes a top 10 for sure. This list was not based on babes. It was based on who made more BS mags or tabloids this year. These mags are becoming a joke. The hot ones should get together and make their own modeling agency. AND DUST HOLLYWOOD OVER.

Angelina Jolie - Damn right!
Jennifer Garner - Man married to an idiot
Paris Hilton - Whore Whore Whore (JUST FILTHY)
Charlize Theron - SIlly dopey...
Halle Berry - Mental...
Alyssa Milano - WHORE for guys in sports wear...
Teri Hatcher - Man in tight jeans.
Pamela Anderson - Plastic Woman
Scarlett Johansson - Semi-weird
Lindsay Lohan - Whore with freckles
Keira Knightly - lip injections that don't work
Salma Hayek - great fiigure, loose skin
Cameron Diaz - UGLY bumpy face, Hispanic wanna-be
Leeann Tweedon - Whi is this???
Mariah Carey - When she understands that she is black!
Jessica Simpson -HAWK nose idiot!
Beyonce Knowles - beautiful, but freaky on the down-low...
Carmen Electra - TALENTLESS hottie freak
Maria Sharapova - NO figure, DUMBO ears, not too cute without make-up
Jennifer Love Hewitt - great figure, MOUSE face
Jessica Biel - Gorgeous
Jessica Alba - pretty, obsesses about her race too much - still a mexican!
Brooke Burke - bump on the head
Jenna Jameson - PORN STAR
Heidi Klum - pretty, wide waist, great husband
Vida Guerra - Who? Vida Loca?
Christina Aguilera - Married to dumbo
Kristin Kreuk - Whatever!
Faith Hill - Too silly for that cheating husband...
Gwen Stefani - cool, yet lacking cool. Not hot enough for Gavin Rosdale.
Jennifer Lopez - FILTHY HO'... Just suits big nose Marc "HO" Anthony
The Olsen Twins - Too short, too wanna-be trendy
Shania Twain - Married to a troll, pretty
Beth Ostrocky - Hooked up with a perv
Mandy Moore - DUMB, tries too hard
Josie Maran - yuck
Janet Jackson - Great tit ring, needs to get back figure (our favorite pop freak)
Eva Longoria - hot, too much BOTOX by the jaw and way too much false pout.
Adriana Lima - GORGEOUS
Reese Witherspoon - Trapped Ryan, sometimes pretty, sometimes UGLY
Jennifer Aniston - WEIRD greek nose, LONG chin, SIMPLY UGLY!!! Great tits
Jamie-Lynn DiScala - Needs some work
Tara Reid - TRASH, all she needs is a trailer park in Baytown, Texas
Maggie Grace - What?
Elizabeth Hurley - Too hard. Didn't Steven Bling throw her to the curb?
Eliza Dushku - Too trashy and desperate.
Kate Hudson - UGLY without make up. Husband ugly, Kid is ugly too - but getting cuter.
Anna Benson - What the fuck?!
Natalie Portman - Pretty
LeAnn Rimes - Ugly, but it seems that she had a job done...
Penelope Cruz - Getting uglier - FLAT butt, crooked mouth
Mischa Barton - flat butt, pretty face... HER man CISCO ADLER is HOT!!
Eva Mendes - Pretty, kinda stupid...
Jenny McCarthy - UGLY, getting uglier
Katherine Heigl - OK
Lucy Liu - Not the cutest Asian girl...
Jennie Finch - ew..
Maggie Gyllenhaal - What's w/ the nose? Jake cuter, so is her man SARSGAARD (yes)
Amanda Righetti - not
Kate Bosworth - TOO HARD! NO SHAPE! The man candy is cute though! ORLANDO!!!
Estella Warren - UGLY! Too much FAKE lips. She claims real, but NOT!!!
Anna Kournikova - NO TALENT! TRASHY!
Landi Swanepoel - OK, yeah right
Sarah Michelle Geller - UGLY! Freddie Prinze is definitely GAY!
Gisele Bundchen - too Masculine, straight - LONG JAW! Overated!
Neve Campbell - Bada$$ whore!
Uma Thurman - Ugly/Beautiful face...
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gorgeous Gold digger..
Nicole Kidman - NO Shape, man/woman
Emaa Bunton - ??
Kate Beckinsale - gorgeous HO'
Katie Holmes - Weird, not because of TOM. Just always weird and silly..
Morgan Webb
Heather Graham - FATAL attraction!
Evangeline Lilly - She loves TROLLS.
Shakira - worthless
Rachel Bilson - Needs a waker-upper...
Kaley Cuoco - NOT
Amanda Beard - hmmmm...
Sofia Vergara - Too much HANGIN'
Ashanti - Cute, great figure
Denise Richards - Pretty, NO talent though
Molly Sims - Getting ugly
Alessandra Ambrosio - no
Kelly Ripa - TOO HARD!!! Anorexic
Mayra Veronica - what?
Jamie Pressly - Honestly UGLY... TOO much teeth!
Jennifer Connelly - Gorgeous, but looks like Bert with the 'brows...
Monica Bellucci - Too much implants (lips,breasts)... HUSBAND is sexy though...
Kelly Clarkson ---------------- I see a TRAILER!
Alicia Keys - Gorgeous, gorgeous heart
Milla Jovovich - Gorgeous
Rebecca Romijn Stamos - SLUTTY! Left Stamos b/c he wanted kids.
Roselyn Sanchez - Pretty....

holy shit, dude. that must have taken at least 5 minutes!! You should be on our chick rating team or something...

Angelina Jolie - I would without a 2nd thought
Jennifer Garner - I would punch his head in
Paris Hilton - I would but cry afterwards
Charlize Theron - I just would
Halle Berry - Too skinny she`d snap
Alyssa Milano - I would ( but only if she bought me dinner 1rst )
Teri Hatcher - No ressembles a stick (been there done that ) lol
Pamela Anderson - No comment
Scarlett Johansson - See the sayin hit with the ugly stick

I should have come first.

im sorry, but rebecca romijn-stamos is fucking hotter than half the list, and thats an understatement. i mean WTF, search up femme fatale on google images and see her vs fatass mariah carey, or lindsay lohan.

and to tell u the truth, paris hilton isnt even really good lookin (not elite) to me, shes jus some partyfreak with publicity. who makes up this list? the french? (jk cuz if it was the french, alizee and sophie marceau would be on it) Maybe the Italians

I hate FHM. If my boyfreind was going to look at porn, I would prefer it being real porn, rather than this. If anyone can find one single clear picture of a nipple in that magazine, I'll pay you. PLAYBOY FOREVER!!!!!!!! :) :p

By the way, how many people did Paris, Lyndsey and Kelly have to sleep with to be that high?

What's wrong with Jennifer Garner? She definitely deserves to be #2. She's such a nice person.

read the 30 or so comments...then skimmed...but i think you all forgot someone....Elisha Cuthbert...def a hottie, deserves top 50 at least

yer i agree with tranio...why put alba 57?? they have no idea what hot is

WTF, ugly lazy eyed bird nose is number 2? And Jessica Alba is 57? Those guys at that rag-mag must be seeing impaired and/or Paris blew em' all. I am guessing the latter.

Oooops sorry, my bad, bird nose is number 3, still no way she is a dog. At least they did not put her ahead of Angelina Jolie or Jenniffer Garner, like Jessica Alba - but unlike Paris, they are ACTUALLY hot.

I think Sarah Afshar and Robin Arcuri are hotter than all of them

I don't think Paris Hilton or the Olsen Twins should be on there. Those girls aren't sexy at all. They're so freakin' skinny you can see the outline of their bones and that is not attractive. Kelly definitely belongs up there, she's gotten even prettier since American Idol. She's not ugly in the least, but everyone has their own opinion, I'm not gonna argue. I think Kelly is one of the most talented singers out there! I went to one of her concerts and she was amazing! That girl has got a voice. Rock on Kelly!

ok first of all angelina at the top .. no maybe 5o year old men made this list ..jessica simpson is hot and i to all you people who calls these girls trash were not judging on there personal life only there looks u idiots :)

So were you EVEN born with a brain? I can just imagine how big of a whore YOU are. Maybe your IQ doesn't go above 80, so I'll remind you that calling Lindsay Lohan a whore because... well, because you're demented is part of the reason we women get so much shit while men get away with fucking anything that crawls and then bitching about it. Did you even graduate from middle scool, or are these immature comments the best you can do? Try fingering yourself for a change, maybe your life will have a meaning then.

Felix: I hear you on that . Robin Arcuri and Sarah are both far hotter than any of those girls on that list.

GO ANGIE!! YOU ARE SO HOTT!

AND CHINNIFER IS SO FAR DOWN THE LIST! HAHA!!

Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba, and Adriana Lima should all be MUCH higher. Are you kidding me? Eva at 30 FUCKING 8? Jessica Alba not even in the top 10? Wow. Please children. Eva Longoria is so goddamn sexy, her sexiness is really the only reason people watch Desperate Housewives, you know, and I know, that they could make the show Desperate Housewife with just Eva and the ratings would get higher. No one who watches that show wants to see some pale red headed bitch who looks like she stays in a coffin all day. They tune in to look at Eva, because yeah, shes just so sexy, who needs blondes? Who would you rather have sex with? The Olsen Twins and Janet Jackson, both who are ranked higher!? Don't even get me started on Alba, but wow, FHM, a bunch of idiots, I'd come all over Eva anyday, tittyfuck, the works.

OK, i think this would be a better list that maybe most of us can agree on, i mean c'mon people it does'nt take a straight man to see that this list is bullcaca. ok here it is, from a girl who is'nt threatened to take a stand...

1.Angelina Jolie- much earned spot
2.Adriana Lima- she is smokin ( no im not a lesbo)
3.Jessica Alba- have you seen dark angel?
4.Roselyn Sanchez- no need to argue
5.Rebbeca Romijm Stamos- dam...she is a hot mama
6.Sofia Vergara- VERY HOT LATINA
7.Beyonce Knowels- NICE Booty
8.Salma Hayek- she is hot because she does'nt think she is...
9.Halle Berry- Nice Curvy Body, well porportioned in all the right places
10.Eva Longoria- Smokin...( I think she might make me gay)
11.Jessica Simpson- Dasie Dukes looked dam good on her
12.Jenna Jameson- All guys can agree, because you have all seen her naked in porn
13.Carmen Elektra- she is dumb, horny, sensitive and sexy (guys love that)
well thats as far as i got, If anyone wants to add some more on there...... thanks,
- Non threatened Straight Girl :)
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At least Jennifer Garner beat Jennifer lopez, why do people hate paris so much sleeping with your boyfriend does not make you a slut. Paris is very beautiful her body is at least natural she might be slightly narcissistic but she is still beautiful.

{Paris is very beautiful her body is at least natural she might be slightly narcissistic but she is still beautiful.}}

You fuckin stupid idiot, her body may be natural, but her face has been hacke up from here ot tim buck too and back. And the hag still is fugly with a bird nose, BUY SOME GLASSES MR. HILTON!! Plus here eyes are really BROWN, not blue, she wears blue contacts.

its 2006, why are people still on here discussing the top 1000 of 2005? the list came out last march....didnt they do a new list yet?

I don't see how Paris Hilton made the list at all, that girl has hammer toes for days and she looks like a hungry ass bird. Those people have lost there minds putting Kelly Clarkson up there not to mention Jenniffer garner, Kelly looks like someone has shitted on her face and Jennifer looks like her lips have been beaten up and are blistered...

the new list is here:

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2006/04/02/fhm-100-sexiest-women-in-th...

1.Angelina Jolie
2.Natalie Portman
3.Robin Arcuri
4.Jessica Alba
5.Rebbeca Romijm Stamos- dam…she is a hot mama
6.Sofia Vergara- VERY HOT LATINA
7.Beyonce Knowels- NICE Booty
8.Salma Hayek- she is hot because she does’nt think she is…
9.Halle Berry- Nice Curvy Body, well porportioned in all the right places
10.Eva Longoria- Smokin…( I think she might make me gay)
11.Jessica Simpson- Dasie Dukes looked dam good on her
12.Jenna Jameson- All guys can agree, because you have all seen her naked in porn
13.Carmen Elektra- she is dumb, horny, sensitive and sexy (guys love that)
well thats as far as i got, If anyone wants to add some more on there…… thanks,
- Non threatened Straight Girl :)

As long as Angelina stays # 1 .......nothing else matters:)

Beyonce and alicia keys are the hottest because they are so classy and sexy at the same time and talented . Salma, j lo come third with monica because they are in thier late thirties and so spicy hot and gisele for a hot blonde model .

R U SERIUS PARIS HILTON !!EWWW NO!!..WUTZ WRONG WITH JENN GARNER ??........I THINK KATE BECKINSALE SHUD B NO.1 OR NO.2 N ANGIE NO.2 !!. Y IZ TERI HATCHER N LINDSAY IN TOP 10 N Y R DEY EVEN DER??

This chart really sucks!

Only a bastard could made it...

In no particular order, these are the women I find to be the sexiest.
1-Maria Stepanova-6'8" Sexy Bball Player
2-Lauren Jackson:6'5" no supermodel but goregous Aussie
3-Alexis Skye:6'5" Sexy Amazon
4-Cassidy Heights:6'3" Goregous Amazon
5-Kayte Christensen:6'3" sexiest woman in the WNBA in my opinion
6-Maria Sharapova
7-Kerri Walsh:6'2" Olympian
8-Logan Tom:6'1" Vball Player
9-Misty May
10-Tara Moss:ex Canadian Model now best selling author in Australia
11-Ana Hickmann:6'1" Brazilian who is sexier, taller & longer legs than Stacy Keibler
12-Jictzad Vina:6'1" Miss Venezuela 2005
13-Valentina Biancospino:6ft Italian/Model played a sexy giantess in an Italian Puma Commerical
14-Natalia Adarvez:played the 90ft tall giantess in the 2004 Lee Dungarees Commerical "Whatever Happens Dont Flinch."
15-Jodi Ann Paterson:2000 Playboy Playmate of the Year and was the giantess in Dude, Where's My Car?
16-Victoria Silvstedt:1997 Playboy Playmate of the Year, was a giantess in a couple magazine ads and just take a look at her is all I can say.
17-Cara Michelle:6'2" Playboy Playmate
18-Kimora Lee Simmons-6ft Japanese/African American knockout, Russell Simmons is one lucky man.
19-Tyra Banks-hottest African American model period
20-Heidi Klum-best thing to come out of German and one of the reason I watched Ella Enchanted was to see her as a giantess.
21-Gisele Bundchen
22-Adriana Lima
23-Ana Beatriz Barros
24-Petra Nemcova
25-Marisa Miller
26-Rebecca Romijn
27-Molly Sims
28-Sofia Vergara-hooterific and a better ass than JLO
29-Mayra Veronica-hooterific and not afraid to show off her ass unlike JLO
30-Vida Guerra-hooterific Cubian
31-Eva Mendes-hottie
32-Roselyn Sanchez
33-Elsa Patasky-best thing about Snakes on a Plane
34-Barbara Bermudo-best thing about watching Primer Impacto
35-Jackie Guerrido-wished all weather archors were this attractive
36-Brooke Hogan
37-Joss Stone
38-Jessica Simpson
39-Mandy Moore
40-Zhang Ziyi
41-Kelly Hu
42-Lucy Lui
43-Aishwarya Rai
44-Jessica Alba
45-Jessica Biel
46-Jamie Lynn Sigler
47-Kelly Clarson
48-Beyonce
49-Alicia Keys
50-Ashanti
51-Kelly Rowland
52-Michelle Williams
53-Christina Milian
54-Lalia Ali
55-Aisha Tyler
56-Charlize Theron
57-Catherine Zeta Jones
58-Angelina Jolie
59-Naomi Watts
60-Nicole Kidman
61-Uma Thurman
62-Katie Walsh
63-Jordana Brewster
64-Keira Knightley
65-Amelia Vega:Former Miss Universe 2003
66-Jennifer Hawkins:Former Miss Universe 2004
67-Shandi Finnessey:Former Miss USA 2004
68-Leelee Sobieski
69-Kristanna Loken
70-Stacy Keibler
71-Trish Stratus
72-Victoria
73-Mickie James
74-Melina
75-Ashley
76-Candice Michelle
77-Torrie Wilson
78-Maria
79-Maria Menounos
80-Thea Andrews
81-Ivanka Trump
82-Paris Hilton
83-Nikki Hilton
84-Vanessa Minnillo
85-Kim Smith
86-Kelly Brook
87-Jodie Marsh
88-Jordan
89-Fearne Cotton
90-Catherine Bell
91-Tricia Helfer
92-Lucy Lawless
93-Milla Jovovich
94-Jennie Finch
95-Cat Osterman
96-Anna Kournikova
97-50 ft Woman lead singer
98-Eva Longoria
99-Mia Maestro
100-Salma Hayek

damn I forgot Carmen Electra, Pam Anderson, Elle Macpherson, Rachel Hunter, Kate Beckinsale, Scarlett Johansson, Rachel McAdams, Jenna Jameson and Monica Bellucci

Good list dude but I don't like women who stand as tall as men, they look too masculine. Thanks@! First 25 the hottest but not in order. How they look in 2007 not 10 yrs ago!

1. Angelina Jolie (amazing face & bod)
2-Scarlett Johansson (face & bod)
3-Adriana Lima -Hotest Brazilian supermodel (amazing eyes and bod)
4-Robin Arcuri -Hottest Italian & German supermodel/actress (amazing face & curves)
5-Izabel Goulart )\(amazing face & bod)
6.-Kate Beckinsale(face & bod)
7-Carmen Electra (face & bod)
8-Gisele Bundchen (face & bod)
9-Jessica Alba (face)
10-Dana Hamm (amazing petite w/unforgettable face & curves to no end)
11- Natasha Suri ( amazing face and body)
12-Monica Bellucci
13-Victoria Silvstedt:1997 Playboy Playmate of the Year, was a giantess in a couple magazine ads and just take a look at her is all I can say.
14-Tyra Banks-hottest African American model period
15-Heidi Klum-best thing to come out of Germany
16-Ana Beatriz Barros
17-Petra Nemcova
18.-Rebecca Romijn
19--Molly Sims
20-Sofia Vergara-hooterific and a better ass than JLO
21-Vida Guerra-hooterific Cuban (bod)
22-Eva Mendes-hottie
23-Charlize Theron
24-Jackie Guerrido-wished all weather archors were this attractive
25: Faith Hill
26-Jessica Simpson
27-Mandy Moore
28-Lucy Lui
29-Aishwarya Rai
30-Beyonce
31-Alicia Keys
32-Ashanti
liams
33. Natalie Portman
34- Manuela Arcuri
35-Catherine Zeta Jones
36-Pamela Anderson
37-Naomi Watts
38-Nicole Kidman
39-Keira Knightley
40-Amelia Vega:Former Miss Universe 2003
41-Jennifer Hawkins:Former Miss Universe 2004
42-Shandi Finnessey:Former Miss USA 2004
43-Torrie Wilson
44-Maria Menounos
45-Ivanka Trump
46-Paris Hilton
47-Kim Smith
48-Milla Jovovich
49-Anna Kournikova
50-Eva Longoria
51-Salma Hayek

Much agreed!! Those "hottest women" lists are BS, because it's only about who's popular on TV or movies - not - about who is really pretty.

all hispanic women should be in the top 50 by default no matter what

hahah. hilarious, man. She should sue for discrimination...or something.

....and she's higher than Alicia Keys, Rebecca Romijin, and Roselyn Sanchez!?!??!!!!!

now i think kelly clarkson is tasty... but in no way should she be considered sexier than the afformentioned....

she's even considered sexier than Brande Roderick!??!!.... c'mon, she can't be sexier than a Playboy Playmate.... atleast we've seen Brande naked so we can justify her lookin sexy.

Maybe pills and alchohol will do the trick. If not, perhaps electroshock therapy? Take one frayed electric cable, insert as far as possible up nose, plug other end into outlet...

The pain!

WTF, no Kim Stewart or Tori Spelling?! Are they CRAZY!!! Surely FHM, this must have been an oversight?!

I just keep picturing Maggie with that short, dyke hair-do. Her and Kirsten Dunst. Blah.

Mssr. Harvey notes that he has "dyed [sic] many a head of hair...." You know what that means? He is one of Satan's Ministers! Vote for Jeboriah in 2008 and Stay The Course!

OK Jessica Alba is 22, I fucked up, she should still be up higher, like 2 or 3. Late night last night, need coffe, or a code red Mountain Dew.

Here's a link to her website which doesnt do her any justice at all. She needs to update her pics but she's hot never the less.

www.RobinArcuri.com

Oh yes, I forgot to mention her ugly lazy eye.

Maggie is truly a sweet person I believe. She doesn't think she's better than anyone and I think that is what is so neat about her. Now Harvey, you know that beauty is only skin deep and although she is no Ang. Jolie on the outside, she is flawless on the inside. I lover Maggie, she is neat.
(and her brother Jake is HOT)!

And I have no problem w/most of the girls on here, most of them deserve to be onthe list, but not someone with a crazy eye & HUGE hooked nose.

Yeah, Jake is a lot hotter than she is. She can look good all dolled up and with long hair. Some girls just don't look right with that super-short feminist look. Angelina Jolie is decently attractive, but #1? Huh? I still don't get the fuss. Like I said, it's being in the tabloids and milking the press that gets some on this list.

I think she looks better with the shorter hair actually. In the second link I think she looks really pretty. What is there NOT to like about Maggie.

http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=35&pos=1

http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=73&pos=4

I think Natalie Portman is really a genuinely pretty girl too. That shaved head thing though? WTF is that all about? I think she looks ok with short hair, but not that short.