Here's Ass in San Ho.

Ass' new movie's name was Wannabe until Robin Devine of Toronto called up Lion's Gate Films in LA & told them that she owns the rights to the word, 'wannabe' (yes, just like Paris owns 'That's hot!'). So naturally, after Robin's unsuccessful wheeling & dealing attempts, Lion's Gate was forced to change the movie's name to---uhh---Undiscovered.

How lame is that!? From bloody Wannabe to bland & boring Undisovered. It sounds like something straight out of Star Trek.

Anyway, how does Ass justify this new name? In classic, shady style, of course…

I was really shocked. The president of Lion's Gate called me the other day and said 'I love the song and want to change the title to it.' I'm like, 'Are you serious?' and he's like, 'Yeah'. That's so cool. It was extremely flattering. [Cherry Pop]

Is Ass dumb or does she think we're dumb? She goes from acid reflux excuses to telling us that a grown man with millions listens to Asslee Simpson.

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