Young Angelina Jolie vs Young Jennifer Aniston
Tuesday, March 8th, 2005 after a late four martini lunch

VERDICT: Angie by a landslide & a 1/2. My God! I think that Angie's beauty is carrying over to Jen and actually helping her out a little. Ok-ok, I'm being mean.
Jen just looks like an average chick from the 80s w/ a pointy nose & chin.











Angelina is not made up, hair undone and no makeup. Jen is all coiffed and looking her best and she still is not even in the same realm as Angie. Jen still looks average with a pointy nose and chin. This is not even a contest...Jen doesn't stand a chance.
Enough said.
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Why are we comparing apples to oranges?
They have 2 totally different looks.
Both are great, but Joli is much more sexy!
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Woo-hoo! I got my daily dose of Angie, thanks for making my work day Moe. She's probably about 16 or 17 in that picture and you can already see the amazing beauty that's in her. What a face.
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I agree with kitten. I think Jen is really pretty. And Angelina is beautiful now, but, personally, that picture frightens me. She looks like a fiesty heroin addict.
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Jen is cute, and she has a rather approachable, friendly persona.
Angelina and Jennifer arn't that different, both has the commonality of a nose job.
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Before everyone starts ragging on Jennifer, let's remember that Angelina is not what you would call "a natural beauty." She's had more than a little help along the way.
Angelina Before and After: http://skindeepsource.blogspot.com/2005/01/then-now-jolie.html
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In that photo, the 'then' is just her in the past when she didn't clean herself up a little before coming in front of the camera. I bet if you cleaned her up a little in that photo (i.e. combed her hair, put a little makeup on her), she'd be very cute!
All you Jen supporters, it's not worth arguing on this. Trust me! Jen might have a great sense of humor on camera, but she’s no hot-momma!
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I have some pictures that can clear this up a little better. This is her before she filmed Foxfire, (the picture in the link above) back in her early modeling days before she turned to acting.
http://groups.msn.com/angelinajolie7/fotosdeangelinajolie.msnw?action=Sh...
http://groups.msn.com/angelinajolie7/fotosdeangelinajolie.msnw?action=Sh...
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yeah thanks for clearing that up. in the first photo she has no cheek bones and her nose seems flat . Angie has gorgeous cheek bones now and a more refined nose.
in the second photo her face is covered totally by her hair.
Angelina's beautiful, so what if she's not all natural? it's all part of the business.
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angelina jolie is the most beautiful woman in the world. whether it be jennifer anniston or who ever if angelina jolie is thier competition they better watch out because theres something remarkably unresistable about angelina. id even leave my boyfriend for angelina.
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Those before and after photos of angie's "plastic surgery" are dumb, she looks exactly the same, the only difference is that she's lost some baby fat in her cheeks which is normal as women ages. Comparing jen and angie isn't like comparing apples and oranges because clearly an apple is an apple and an orange is an orange, clearly angie is way more beautiful, jen is just plain. She's the ugly duckling and angie is the goddess swan. Plus Jen is the one who's had surgery, her lips are inflated more so now then they were when she was on that piece of turd show friends. I find jen's look just irritating. Angelina is an angel.
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there's no way angelina has had surgery! like melissa said, she's just lost some baby fat which has made her cheekbones more defined and she's grown into her features more
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At least we know her lips are totally natural.
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Angelina looks a "rode hard Junkie"
She has cheap tatoos and BillyBobs name on her body.She openly admitts to her pleather of men. Jen is a clean pretty girl. And a message to Brad,"you cant turn a hoe into a housewife"
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Jennifer Aniston looks much more friendly than Angelina Jolie. And in lots of interviews, Angelina is very dirty, while Jennifer is always just warm. In this picture; its the same, and Jolie looks like she's taken drugs or something, while Jennifer looks just simple with makeup and good hairdo. Personally, I think Jennifer is better person than her!
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yeah right...Jennifer is a better person...thats why Brad left her and her insecurities....i'm really not here to bad mouth anyone, i'm sure Jen is an alright chic, but come on...Angelina is a UN Goodwill Embassador who devotes a great part of her life and money to the less fortunate...Kaye and melissa you guys rock...and Lissa i was totally wrong about you....adleast we are in agreeance on something...your cool in my book...as far as Angelina goes...anyone that implies that her beauty is not natural is utterly and completely blind...most likely jealous...theres really no need for that...and yeah i agree she looked alot darker in her past but her life is totally different now...After seeing such honest suffering...kids dying of hunger adn disease and still have smiles on their face...how could you be the same person?...why don't we be happy that Angelinga is happy and amazingly beautiful...be happy that Jennifer is pretty and moving on with her life and call it a fuckin day
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P.S. I think Angeling looked just as hot in Foxfire...if not hotter....the honest truth is that i've liked women since i was a child although i had no idea what it meant...but at 15 i couldn't really deny it to myself after seeing her in that movie...all women are beautiful and she is just fucking spectacular! Peace!
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In this case, i agreed with everything you had to say.... I don't know you.... But i do admire you getting on these sites and stating what you feel. Things got out of hand in the Kurt Cobain site which isn't a bad thing.....we are all definately entitled to our opinions...that is what makes this country so great...at the same time sometimes people abuse that adn barge into these peoples lives ruthlessly and thats why i got so mad....i wasn't trying to point the finger at you....i was just speaking generally and from my heart.....I'm sure we will bump heads on some other topic ...lol...but for now I'm glad you aren't blind like some people and see how damn beautiful this woman is...later
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Angelina is way more beautiful and a better person than Jen. Angelina devotes her time to helping less fortunate people in other parts of the country. Brad even said that he thinks that the only reason Angelina works is so she can make more money to give to the poor. The only thing Jen's interested in nowadays is making more crappy movies. Angelina's also a way better actor. She already has an academy award. Jen, on the other hand needed an acting coach to help her prepare for her role in The Good Girl. Also, Angelina's beauty is all natural. Jen had some work done on her nose. Angelina is way better than Jen. Go Angelina!
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I'm not really a fan of Jolies looks, i prefer Jennifer Aniston ( at least in that pic... today i would have a little trouble to decide as time has started to chip away att Aniston).
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Angelina, a far more attractive and socially conscious person than Jennifer, devotes much of her time thelping those in the world who are less fortunate than herself.
The only thing Jennifer is interested in is her career and making more crappy movies. Her character on friends was a very self-centred, limited woman and I wouldn't be surprised if she was playing herself.
Besides, Angelina’s is the superior actor and she knows how to access that p art of herself to give life to her character in a movie. It is no wonder she has already received an academy award. Jennifer, on the other hand, lacks inner depth and needs acting coaches to mechanically windt her up for her roles, like in The Good Girl.
Angelina is a natural beauty and her corresponding confidence and regal bearing comes instinctively. Jen has had some obvious done on her nose to shorten the septum and thin out the bulbous tip.
Angelina wins hands down over Jennifer.
You rock, Angelina!
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Angelina have only made boring movies, i don't think i've seen here in any movie that i liked. :/
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Jennifer's state of emotional and physical insecurity is where she she loses big points in the sexy and sophisticated category. She has a right to feel insecure if she wants, but no one including her husband is obligated to indulge her by pampering to her fragile ego.
I am glad Brad dumped her! Whether he stays with Angelina or not, he is sure to be attracted by a woman with sexual and emotional security.
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I cant believe you guys. You feel Jennifer deserves to be lied to, cheated on and be confronted by pictures of Brad and his instant new family because she isnt 'hot' enough. Both your gorgeous Angie and her new man Brad are good looking, hot, sexy, LIARS who give to charity, help the less privileged while cheating and hurting those close to them. Falling in love is one thing but going on photo shoots with Jolie and kids is simply uncivilized. They just dont look so hot to me any more
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Some people need to get lives. Yes..Angies hot, yes shes a good will ambassador..yes she adopted helpless children blah blah blah blah... But where is the need for people to just hammer jen. You all act like you've lived with them all your lives. Know all their strengths and weaknesses, and bloody thoughts.... Brad himself about a year ago just said "there is no bad bone in Jens body". AFTER 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE. Leave the poor girl alone.. I can name many faults Angie has, but wat the hell for?? Shez human for goodness sake. Stop worshippin celebrities.
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I don't get the fuss over Angelina Jolie. She looks like an anorexic Mongoloid with Down syndrome. Where is the goodwill in breaking up a marriage? I don't think anything she does means much more than boosting an image and selling movie tickets. She lacks any real substance, just like hollywood marriages. But physically speaking, Jennifer Aniston wins hands down - young, old, whenever.
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Aniston has very unattractive facial features. The only good thing is that her stylist knows how to cover up her unattractive parts and make the focus be on her hair. Her eyes are rather "dog-like" and slanted down, her nose is large, and her facial structure looks like it's been pulled down. So, bravo to those photographers who know how to pose her.
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I used to think they were both beautiful until Angelina became a homewrecker. Now I think that Jen is the winner because she is beautiful inside and out. Jen seems like the type of celebrity that you could run into on the street and talk to and she would not snub you off. Angelina just seems like a really heartless person for what she has done to Jen and Brads marriage. I lost all respect for Angelina for what she has done.
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If Angelina is such a goodwill person, why doesn't she adopt children from this country?
I know from working with orphanages and shelters, that there happen to be quite a few available...but I guess with her you have to be a foreign infant to qualify.
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I find it funny how a lot of people are criticizing Angie for adopting out of the states. Yet those people are usually the same selfish bunch who have their own children and would never consider taking in a child that wasn't their own blood. Unless of course the child is from a significant other who had the kid during a previous relationship. Hmm... interesting indeed.
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Good point, Lissa. A child in need is a child in need. Who cares where he/she is from. In fact, people in third world countries are much poorer than we are here. Most third world orphans probably don't even survive. I just think it's great she has taken in needy kids rather than re-populating this already overcrowded planet.
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jennifer looks cute but even angelina was sexy as a child.
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I agree Lissa. The fact that Angelina prefers to share her life with kids who aren't her clone shows a compassion not always witnessed in celebrities. Her children who happen to have been born in third world countries to impoverished parents are privileged to have her for a mom.
Wouldn't it be great if some of the rich and famous adopted some of the starving orphans from Niger instead of worrying about their next botox treatment or sitcom. A vain woman would want to reproduce a child hoping it was a carbon copy of herself. Jolie displays a keen awareness that children suffer terribly when parents cannot feed or clothe them.
Sure there are are poor American children, but Jolie refuses to navel gaze like so many Americans who just focus on the U.S. She may even appear a little European which makes some people view her here as a radical.
A physically beautiful woman who exudes inner beauty makes insecure people uncomfortable and suspicious.
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Have any of you guys heard of those shirts from kitson? Team Aniston or Team Jolie
I heard that the Team Aniston shirt is currently in the lead and outselling the Jolie one.
I bought a Jolie one just for fun. Angelina is such a beautiful person on the inside and out. Jen is okay but I like Angelina better.
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Jen divorced Brad because he cheated on her publicly with Angelina, still denies it although they constantly come together out of hotel rooms and just shortly after leaving her poses as papa with Jolie and her kids in a photo shoot.
I couldn't divorce such a bastard quickly enough.
Angelina deserves everything that's coming to her with that guy. She should have kept her hands off him. And if love had really overwhelmed them, why not behave like a lady and gentleman instead whoring themselves out to the world?
What has Jennifer done to deserve such a behaviour Brad is putting on? It seems as if he does everything he can think of to hurt her.
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Well i think Angie is such a beautiful person ,she is so real. As for Jen i think deep down she knows the real cause to her marriage breakup ,being married to a hunk like that she was the luckiest person in the world and she has lost all that. As for Angie i say you are blessed among the women to have found love in Brad's eyes. You surely deserve it coz you are so beautful and real . I really wish you all the best with your newbaby and family.
Hands up for Jolie u lucky girl
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Jolie is really pretty without the makeup and hair styles but we don't see aniston without her makeup so that makes jolie more natural and her own pretty and not makeup pretty so JOLIE wins for me!
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I think it's really sad that regardless of whose side anyone is on, who likes who more, this world has lost the ethics and compassion and any semblance of *respect.* Whatever caused the divorce, whosever fault it was, every last, single one of you would have to admit that if *you* were Aniston right now, you would be very, very, very hurt.
Let's have a little compassion with Aniston and not be so incredibly heartless, obviously she is going through tremendous emotional turmoil - as anyone would if thier love for someone only led them to being betrayed, humiliated, rejected and lied to. I know what it is like to be lied to, I know a lot of you do as well - it hurts to have someone who is supposed to care about you - lie to your face. And let's have the ethics to ADMIT wrong where we see it - it was wrong for Angelina to interfere with anyone else's marriage. How would any of you feel if someone broke up the relationship that you were in? Not to mention that everyone went goo goo ga ga over the person who was your rival? That your husband, who was supposed to love and honour you, as you him, cheated on you. That is heartless and cruel. As a result, if I see Angie coming, I might just plant my foot up her ass and as for Bradd... I have lost ANY respect I may ever have had for him.
Ciao,
2X
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you ppl crack me up..comparing looks. I think the reason America fell in love with jen when she was a friends star was because she KNEW she wasnt the MOST beautiful woman in the world..so she made her humor and sense of down to earth and always smiling ...made us all love her and envy her for that. She is such a great person......Angie...is gorgeous and she nows it....how she can go with brad when he was and still is married yet..is a low life...I truly believe jen really didnt do anything wrong..Brad just wanted the next hottie that came along. How many gf's has he had int he past??? lots!! WHen jen was the hottest thing around he got her...he even said he didnt want to stay married forever..so there u go. How long will he stay with angie..till she is too old...36 or 38 maybe..and the next hottest thing comes along. Uh Brad ur getting old urself....wake up. Angie is such a fake.......sorry but i have nothing for disgust for that woman....
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I still find Angie more beautiful than Jen. I don't like the shape of Jen's nose or chin...I think she should have something done to them to make them not look so pointy.
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LOL what women isnt insecure about her looks??? So what if Jens nose or chin isnt perfect..I think that is why ppl were drawn to her..because whe wasnt perfect.a.nd she knew that.....she worked extremely hard to get a fit body just for hollywood...because of the way ppl are so cruel.....She didnt let it bothe her...She let her humor and extra great smile show through...she melted ur heart. Jen used to be so happy go lucky ....that was another special quality ...but lately she just hasnt been herself...uhh duhh..but who would be. I dont blame her for speaking out a little bit..look what brad did .....brad can do whatever he wants.....anyone could....if he wanted angelina fine...so what....it was just poor taste the way they went about it. I never even liked the tomb raider movies....angie is very show offish.
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Angelina all the way! You rock! I wish you great happiness with Brad and your new family. I hope Jen can soon move on with her life and leave you and Brad alone.
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Your point is right on, Connie. Right now Brad is thinking with the little head and I'm sure the sex is way more hot (and dirty) than he's used to. But, alas, that too, like his love for Jen, will fade and become less exciting. People like him (and her) sicken me. They are always looking for something different, new, exciting. The grass is always greener. They will never grow old with that one special person because they are selfish, self-centered, insensitive slugs.
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A couple of weeks ago Marky D posted a comment. It said that Billy Bob was quoted saying that fucking Angelina was like fucking a couch. I don't know it verbatim but it was something to that effect. Angelina has a wild ora about her so I think that is why she gives off the freaky sex vibe but according to Billy Bob she is a dead lay. Take that for what it's worth but I think it's either true or he is a spiteful ex.
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I like the idea that it could be true, but somehow I doubt it. Wasn't there reports that she was so loud (screaming and moaning) at their villa in Africa, in the middle of the night, that security thought something was wrong and went banging on their door? Now, mind you, all of this while her young son, Maddox, lay sleeping in the bedroom. That is enough right there to show me what kind of character both of these losers have. Caring and loving mother? Puhleez.
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Wow Kelly! Someday, maybe your husband will dump you for some younger babe. And if that happens, I hope you will leave them alone!
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Whether they had sex or not, they were emotionally involved during the filming of that movie, WHILE he was married and that, in my book, is cheating.
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Yep, emotional affairs are just as cruel and wrong as sexual affairs if not more. It's robbing what rightfully belongs to your partner and taking it outside the marriage. Basically you are saying I want to kill this relationship in the worst way possible because you don't fucking matter and I want you to be seen as a joke. Maybe Brad should watch Dr. Phil and at least gain a simpleton's version of a conscience.
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Harvey, you're so concise and on point!
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According to InTouch magazine, Jennifer got very angry when Matt Lauer told Today viewers on April 27 that Brad and Angelina were voted "the most beautiful couple" in a poll. Jen said to a friend, "A couple?!?! Now, they're a couple??" She got so angry that she called her publicist and told him that when her next film comes out, she won't talk to Matt cause he called Brad and Angelina a couple. She literally went nuts over it.
Also according to In Touch, Jen is dying to get Brad back. She said to a friend, "My dream is of being there when he picks up the phone and tells Angelina, it's all been a terrible mistake." She also said, "I'll be there waiting with open arms when he comes to his senses."
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And that makes her a bad person??? No it makes her a wife that has been cheated on and put through alot of pain. I think any wife that goes through that goes through a phase when they imagine a day they will reunite with this person they love so much. There are many stages to going through the pain and she will move on, find someone worthy of her love and live a happy and fullfilling life. Brad and Angelina??? One of them will tire of the other and I bet it will be Brad that is dumped and left all alone. Then Jen will have her chance to say, "Look what you did? Was it worth it? I don't want you back now after this"! Then he can become a hermit and live under a bridge, depressed for the rest of his life and I will laugh at him for it!
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Angelina has always been honest about the events in her life. I doubt she slept with brad while he was married to jen. I think they fought the physical attraction but could not help but fall for one another's personality. And "separated" people who have sex with other people are not cheater's. Especially if they are going through with a divorce. Everything that's been said on this subject is speculation anyway. why are some of you people preaching it as if it were the truth?
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Did I ever call you out? No. That lashing out you did a minute ago does nothing to me but show me what kind of person you are. you are quick to judge, self conscience, and are ignorant. I bet you already some kind of idea of what kind of person I am stirring in your head. you are a sad person.
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I am god. I know all and all others who disagree with me are inferior. I am not one to listen. I only like to react in an uncalled for way. I will try to hush you if you disagree. I am also fucking brad pitt.
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again with the judging. "anything goes mentality" people who assume are quite simply... defensive and insecure.
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just for the record...didnt billy bob dump angelina?? or am i wrong?
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and ur point harvey?
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IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW SHALLOW THIS WORLD REALLY IS!! DOES IT EVEN MATTER WHO'S PRETTIER!! THE FACTS REMAIN-- BRAD AND JEN WERE MARRIED!! WHAT WAS LACKING IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP THAT LED BRAD "ASTRAY"? WE WILL PROBABLY NEVER KNOW. POINT: IF YOU ARE MARRIED, YOU TAKE A VOW FOR LIFE!! AND SHOULD LIVE UP TO YOUR VOW. JEN DID FILE FOR DIVORCE; MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE (OR DID) TRY TO MAKE THE MARRIAGE WORK (OFFER TO GO FOR JOINT COUNSELING, ETC.) THESE THINGS ARE PRIVATE AND WE WILL NEVER KNOW. ONLY THING I CAN SAY IS PEOPLE JUST WALK AWAY FROM THEIR COMMITMENTS AND DON'T ACCEPT RESPONSIBLIITY FOR THEIR ACTIONS. IN SOME STATES, YOU HAVE TO BE "LEGALLY SEPARATED" FOR SIX MONTHS BEFORE A DIVORCE CAN PROCEED.
MAYBE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG W/ THE WORLD. SHIT HAPPENS, THE GOING GETS TUFF AND PEOPLE JUST BAIL AND SAY LATER, I'M MOVING ON. IT'S A SAD SOCIETY. PEOPLE SHOULD FOCUS MORE ON WHAT PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY THAN WHAT THEY'RE WEARING OR WHAT THEIR HAIR LOOKS LIKE. IT'S GREAT THAT ANGELINA ADOPTED TWO KIDS (YOU DON'T THINK SHE'D RUIN HER BODY AND HAVE HER OWN, DO YOU?) THAT ONE I COULD BE WRONG ON, WE'LL HAVE TO JUST WAIT AND SEE.
PART OF THE PROBLEM IS THESE GOD-AWFUL TABLOID MAGAZINES AND ENTERTAINMENT SHOWS THAT ARE EVERY WHERE YOU LOOK. SHOULDN'T THESE PEOPLE BE ABLE TO LIVE THEIR OWN LIVES AND NOT HAVE EVERY MINUTE OF THEIR LIVES OUT IN THE OPEN FOR EVERY ONE TO COMMENT ON? OH I GUESS SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S GREAT WHEN A STAR HAS TO GO THROUGH THE SAME CRAPPY SHIT WE HAVE TO. I FEEL BAD FOR JENNIFER BECAUSE IT'S SO PUBLIC (YEAH I GUESS THAT GOES W/THE TERRITORY WHEN YOU BECOME AN ACTOR/ACTRESS!!) BUT PLEASEEEEEEEE!! CAN'T WE JUST LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE. IF WE STOPPED WORRYING ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE IS DOING, MAYBE THESE MAGS AND SHOWS WOULD BE A THING OF THE PAST (DON'T THINK SO, BUT IT'S WISHFUL THINKING!!)
I THINK BOTH OF THESE WOMEN HAVE VERY BEAUTIFUL FEATURUES; BOTH HAVE KNOCK-OUT FIGURES, SHINY HAIR AND PRETTY TEETH. BUT WILL THAT MATTER WHEN YOU'RE 70 AND YOUR TITS ARE WHERE YOUR ASS IS? I HOPE EACH OF THEM WILL REALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT IT TAKES TO BE MARRIED AND NOT RUSH INTO IT AGAIN UNLESS THEY'RE COMPLETELY SURE THEY ARE DOING THE RIGHT THING AND AREN'T HURTING ANYONE ELSE IN THE PROCESS.
WHEH, I'LL GET OFF MY SOAPBOX NOW!!
BAGEL
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I think Jen should marry John Stamos! They are both on the same loser "has-been" level. Plus they are both Greeks!!!
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I have no idea what we are fighting about Connie. Yes, you are absolutely right. My soapboxing was directed at an anonymous (aka cowardice) hater and it doesn't matter anyway because I'm a lover not a fighter.
Moe, could you have picked the worse picture ever of Jennifer Aniston? This is biased! haha.
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Time for a little cheese. Angie, please forgive me for chewing your head off. I was being a bit extreme yesterday. I happen to think your posts are often intelligent and/or hilarious. Again, post #73 is brilliant! Truce?
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Angie looks like an ugly alien. I do not see the beauty at all in her. Jennifer is ok but definately more attractive than big lipped bubu Angie.
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Jennifer is really pretty but angelina is just plain ugly!
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Are u crazy? Angelina was smokin' in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Jen is so hideously ugly it's not even funny.
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I didn't even bother to read Harvey's comments above. it's really funny to me that I've had a whole weekend on interacting with people in the real world and you are still obsessing over a comment written by a stranger. truly sad.
Damn, I can't believe this was Jen looking her best on her prom night and Angelina caught off gaurd in her picture and she is still more beautiful.
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jennifer aniston is UGLY, period!!!!
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no need to get fustrated because she is more rich and caring then you i hade
no idea that a guy could be a hoe its userlly a pimp or a pervert but u know
u learn something new every day and come on the best you can do is pamerla
anderson what is she like you lesbian fantasy or something angie is pretty
and you know it and brad pitt is sexyer then fuck so u know get a life cause
i bored talking to u jennifer is a hoe
and pamerla andersons a hoe
and u probley are a lesbian hoe too
her kids are beutiful so dont dis them and even if u dont like angie dont
take it out on her kids
bye stop sending me letters
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I agree that both Angelina and Jen are beautiful physically, but let's face it, even if A. does a lot of charity work (maybe Jen does, too, but doesn't make sure it's publicized so that she looks better - angie definitely needs the good PR more!) Let's face it, if it weren't for the charity thing, nobody would have a nice word to say about jolie. She's a lipstick bisexual (probably only ever pretended to be bi so people would think she was more interesting); and has she ever been with a man who wasn't already with somebody else? Billy Bob was with Laura Dern, Banderas was with Griffith, now Brad and Jen...for a woman who claims to love other women, she's got a funny way of showing it, and for one who hasn't forgiven her (very nice and humble - I know him) father for cheating on her mother, she seems to lack empathy for other women. Sorry, but if anyone's neurotic, it's Angie, not Jen - Jen had behaved with utter class and discretion until these two dirtbags started flaunting their relationship - YES, THEY DID! Ms. Jolie doth protest too much - it was she who "leaked" their African trip together to the press, and both showed how trailer-trash-on-Springer they were when they did that spread for "W". Whatever you think of Jen, no human could fail to be hurt by these two camera hounds intent on publicizing their ugly little fling. I used to really like both Brad and Angie, but now they turn my stomach - cruel, tacky trash. But both their careers and relationship will fail - people only went to see the Smith movie to guess if they were screwing in real life;neither can make a relationship succeed, and neither has had a real hit in years that wasn't dependent on other stars being in it. As for Angelina's "acting" - have you seen "Alexander"?! She was doing a half-assed Russian accent in a movie not about Russians! The only reason she won the Oscar for that silly asylum movie (and let's face it, nobody deserving has won an Oscar in years) is because she played a nutbag in that movie with the other nutbag, Winona Ryder - typecasting does not an actress make. She hasn't even been passable in anything else. Jen, on the other hand, does have deserved awards, is doing the near-impossible parlaying a sitcom career into a successful film career, and has done all this without having to wear anybody's blood, mutilate her body with the names of her hillbilly lovers, or pretend to be the next Audrey Hepburn - try the next Liz Taylor. And, like Liz, Angie will probably end up old and alone - the classic fate of the perpetual "other woman."
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Angelina Jolie wins, hands down. Then and NOW! Angelina is beautiful!
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Jennifer An. looks like a horse. She is ugly, I'd of left her ugly ass too if Angelina-sexy as hell- -Jolie was around. Jen A. even has a bunch of shit makeup all over her face and her hair all done, and she still does not look as good as Angelina au'natural. Jen an. makes me think of Mr. Ed , Man O War, The Kentucky Derby, The Belmont Stakes, The Triple Crown, Run for the Roses, Trigger, Tonto, Hi O' Silver Away........you get the point.
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I think they both have pretty faces, but Jen wins in the body category. Jen has cute and perky real boobs. Angie had to have her's fixed (Compare her boobs in Gia to the ones in Original Sin). In Gia they were a little saggy and one hung lower, now they look fantastic (great doctor). Also, Jen has a better ass. In several movies you can see that Angie's ass is flat and a bit flacid. Jen on the other hand was snapped by Paparazzi on vacation with Brad in a black thong, and her ass is spectacular. Usually in those candid shots many celebrities look bad, but Jen's ass is in a class by itself. Even Howard Stern mentioned on his show that he saw her on a plane once and that her body was smokin, and this is a man who has seen a lot of bodies. Angie does have prettier eyes though.
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Please don't praise that home-wrecking witch for wrenching those children from their community... She's taking away their culture- a part of their personality, identity in exchange for a life lived under public scrutiny, with unlimited wealth and all its trappings.
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HMMM... Let's see A life at the brink of starvation, no family or love from a poverty stricken country with my identity intact vs a life of security hope love care and FOOD but must give-up my identity.....
WOW TUFF CHOICE!!!!!
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It's not Angie's fault that she's so beautiful that all of the men in Hollywood wanna leave their wives for her.
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I love Angie's lips. I think they're beautiful. The only thing Jen has going for her is her hair. Her facial features are ugly and she has a man-jaw.
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Jenna...you are a sheep. You choose to say exactly what everyone else says as you added the word manjaw in there. How cliché. Jen has a good spirit and soul and that is more then Ang has going for her. As far as Ang's lips go....what is that one kids name on the Fat Albert cartoons? I think his hat was always pulled over his eyes? Can't remember for sure but I do know his lips were huge. That is what Ang looks like to me on the outside. On the inside I think she is a nasty homewrecking bitch!
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Jen has a good spirit and soul? I don't see her doing any charity work or adopting any foreign kids. She's probably too preoccupied with her own stupid career to think about anyone else.
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You don't have to adopt foreign children to be a good person. She buys lots of gifts for the needy and donates her time and money to charitys. At least she doesn't make out with her brother on the red carpet or carry vials of blood around her neck. How about telling every reporter on the red carpet that she just fucked her husband in the limo on the way to the event??? CLASSY!!!
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Brad is one hott guy and Its so obv that Ange is gorgeous Jennifer is attractive but 2 b honest Shes kind of ordinary Like someone mentiond already you cant really compare them lookswise.
As for the marriage break up.. Jennifer and Brad obviously didnt have the connection that Brad and Ange obviously have. Lifes short youve got 2 try and get what you want and they obviously have and I think that if Brad and Ange had got together ages ago they would still b together
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ur so rite tammy!!! Jen rulz and angelina jolie is butt ugly!! i dont see anything great in jolie. jen i way hotter
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Jenna, I'm with you on this one. Jennifer obviously does have a man-jaw. I'm a bid jealous, to tell you the truth. I wish I had a jaw that manly.
And it's not Angelina's fault Ms. Infernal Haircut ran off Brad. It's not like the marriage wasn't deader than a door-nail when he came running to her. What difference does a signature on a piece of paper make? They both knew it was over once Brad realized he'd married several ranks lower on the Relative Hotness Scale (TM), instead of marrying into his own rank, like good celebs are supposed to.
Yeah, yeah, it's "rebellious" to claim Jennifer Aniston is prettier. But c'mon, you have to be three-quarters blind to really think that, as opposed to just say it to goad people.
Angelina really has done a lot of good stuff, and given away millions and millions of her own money. She might be a freak, but she's worthy of appropriate kudos for that. Ms. Aniston there went to a soup kitchen a few times for show, big fucking deal. There's a difference between doing a lot of good because you want to and doing an effort not to cringe while having your picture taken with the needy so people would think you were "nice".
That said, I don't think Jen is evil or anything. She's just not beautiful, only barely not-ugly. She was suitable enough for Office Space and the one or two other decent movie she was in. My next-door neighbor is an order of magnitude hotter than her (no, I don't mean the fat hairy screaming football fan moron, I mean the college student who smells nice).
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You go Jenna, you are 100% ritght. Angelina is beautiful, and Jens FEW fans here can't stand it. Jennifer Anniston is not near good looking enough for the gorgeous Brad Pitt, but Angelina sure is, inside and out. Angelina is just as gorgeous as he is. Jennnifer has a "MAN JAW." Hell ya! I said it too, it is the truth!!! So what?!!
I forgot to also mention Jennifer's beaddy little eyes!!!!!
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Comparing applies and oranages...
Angie - Sexy!
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What's an applie?
What's an oranage?
I have no idea. I could swear you meant apple and orange but I have no idea what an applie or an oranage is? Please enlighten me!
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Meh, you have boring opinions on what's beautiful. Jennifer for president!
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Angelina Jolie est magnifique ! Je souhaite que je pourrais ressembler à elle.
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angies da best pretty as fuck
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Jen has a tight bod and cute face, but Angelina has a fish pucker and has freakishly white zombie skin
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Angie is soooo pretty! I love all her movies!!! Jen can just go to bed!
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Angelina, most definately. By far the most beautiful woman between the two, but hey Angelina is one of the most beautiful women on the planet period. It is really not fair to compare her to JA, because JAniston is nowhere near in the realm of Angelina Jolie. I hope her and Brad are very, very happy together, Jen A was never goodlooking enough for him anyway.
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They won't be happy together, angelina will chew him up and spit him out like she does every other man.
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I would hope to believe that the ppl on here are teenagers or low life ppl in their 20's....
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Oh shut up! Angelina Jolie rocks!
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ewwww angelina jolie sucks!!!
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She should tattoo "Eat This" on her buttcheeks. And Mr. Queer in Denial would do so with a big hanky bib on his shirt.
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Sorry everyone but i Love Jennifer to death, she is so much better then trashy angie, and Brad and angie belong together.
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How do you know she has lots of friends? Do you know her personally? Besides just because Angie seems like a loner doesn't mean that she doesn't have any friends. She probably has more friends than Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston seems to always be hanging around Courtney Cox...I think that's her only friend...the rest of the ppl are probably all aqaintances or ppl she works with.
PS. All of you Angie haters can go to hell. Angie is a great person with a big heart. She could care less about what ppl like you say about her. She has more important things to worry about like saving the world's childrens.
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Hello!...Kirsten terms Angie a "loner" when she is actually a strong, independent woman who goes after what she wants and what she cares about. Does she have a lot of female friends? Probably not. Many women are intimidated by her beauty and her sense of purpose and complete disregard for Hollywood etiquette. She more than likely has male friends as she has the natural confidence, poised demeanour, and sense of purpose that men gravitate to when they seek friendships.
Jennifer Aniston seems to lean heavily on Courtney Cox for emotional support which makes for a one-sided friendship based on need. I am sure most conversations centre on how Brad and Angie "done her wrong."
Check out an old interview of the friends cast as they talk about Jennifer Aniston going through the same thing before. She fell apart over some breakup before Pitt came along and the whole cast had to prop her up or she would have fallen to pieces.
Angie has a very sexy, European attitude. She does what she wants. If you like her cool, if you don't too bad. This is a mark of self-assurance and maturity. Whether she marries Brad or not, Angie will always be Okay, and there will never be any shortage of male admirers and friends.
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usually i'd say angelina jolie anyday, but in this pic she looks like a crack addict that just woke up, so id have to say jen for this, but shes is all dressed up and stuff.....
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At the end of the day, Angie's need to intrude into other people's relationships is an indication of unresolved childhood issues-her mom home crying because a slut stole her dad. Hmmm....Anjie always seem to cast herself in the role of the other woman. Perhaps, she thinks it was her mother's fault why her daddy left? Maybe, as a child she decided that the other woman was much sexier and appeared to be less of a victim? What she failed to realize, is that the other woman is just a hooker who exacts her price in other than monetary ways. And, that at the end of the day they destroy the love life of others, because they are too afraid to build a relationship from scratch. If you ask me, it is much easier to destroy than it is to build for the Angie types. Someone mentioned earlier that even as a child she appeared sexy--there are probably deep seated issues regarding childhod sexualization that is at the root of her issues. Who knows why a woman who could have any single mate, (male or female per her self-proclaimed tastes), keeps insinuating herself between couples? It boggles the mind! And, I wonder how she reconciles her declasse lifestyle with representing America on the world stage? She probably views it as just another acting role in which to sink her teeth. Lets face it she does immerse herself into make belief in an overwnelming kind of way. Poor little financially rich but emotionally bankrupt Angie. And Brad of all people? To quote Shania Twain, "so you are Brad Pitt, that don't impress me much"
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enough on the looks!! who cares and you quote what you read in the tabloids! leave well enough alone, let Jennifer carry on in her life and if Brad left her only for any other woman then he will be that much sorry for it later in life. Why keep trashing the women? Maybe the marriage didn't work anymore for even one of them, that always leaves someone hurting. Divorce leaves wreckage lets not haggle on someone's pain
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OK OK....Its not that I dont LIKE Angelina. She IS very beautiful, which she is Very Lucky for, most women are not that lucky. She is smart she seems like a good MOM, and I do think its wonderful what she is doing in Africa.
"BUT"...I dont know if her n Brad slept together or not while he was married...ppl do cheat all the time..i guesss thats life sad as it is...but put that aside for a minute...we cant put blame on anyone. Its just absolutely horrible the way they flaunted pics of themselves on magazines and did these hideous things to Jen....she just doesnt deserve that noone does. That I dont care for one bit...it was so out of bad taste!! And they knew what they were doing....
ONe more thing...Angie was NOT that popular b4 she started dating Brad pitt..now she is all over everything and everywhere. All I can say is what goes around..DOES come around...its a proven fact. Now they are on cloud 10...give it time..give it time...
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As a heterosexual woman, I can honestly say that any woman out there who says Jolie is ugly or they don't "understand" why men would chop off their right arm to be with her are just plain old envious.
Frankly if my man would cheat on me with this woman I'd perfectly understand. (In fact I'd be worried if he didn't)
Hell, I'd cheat on my man with her, and I'm in no way a lesbian.
But if a woman can't admit that she's beautiful it means they are purely jealous of her, that's all.
She is like a living doll, her face is just adorable no matter what one's sexual preference.
Oh, and Aniston, well she looked cute on Friends compared to the other cast members. It's not hard to outshine two other practically middle aged women trying to pass themselves off as 20 somethings.
But in a face-off with Angelina, forget about it... it's no contest
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In my opinion,Angelina Jolie is MUCH better looking.I love big lips,I think they're beautiful.I think Jennifer Aniston was pretty when she first started Friends,now...ehh,I agree about the whole horse looking thing.Who would want small lips anyways?
I don't see why everyone is arguing over the whole Angelina Jolie-Jennifer Aniston-Brad Pitt thing that's going on.It's none of our fucking business...what's the point of arguing over it?No one is 100% about what the whole situation is,except for Brad and Angelina (and Maybe Jen),so it's pointless to try to say what happened.Plus,Angelina and Jennifer don't have THAT much of an age difference (6 years).
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dude, u people suck with taste in women. angelina jolie is ugly as fuck. shes pale white with nigger lips. jennifer aniston is way hotter. and for the fag who asked "who would want small lips anyway?" there a fine line to that u retard. i would like to have NORMAL lips like jennifer's, not fuckin huge ugly lips that makes brad fell like hes kissing a fuckin gorilla. i dont see anything in jolie. and as for JEN (the one who said she would understand if her man left her for jolie)..u dont have to be a lesbian to like angelina, cause shes a man and if u think im in ANYWAY jeleous of her, u must be courtney love's best friend because noone can beileve angelina is hot without being high as fuck.
but of course i would choose angelina over some people, like oprah winfery. JENNIFER ANISTON IS HOT!! ANGELINA IS A FUCKIN SCANK!! BRAD PITT IS A FUCKIN LOSER!
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Awww i feel sorry for u ppl comparing ppl for their looks..what a pathetic world.
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Erm.. no offence, Lissa and livewiregirl, but the reason Angelina doesn't adopt from the US is not because she chooses not to, but because she can't. America does not allow women with a history of severe emotional problems leading to time in a mental institution, drug abuse, and suicide attemps to adopt children. In the third world, as they are so desperate, they do not perform background checks. This is why Angelina buys her children from places like Cambodia and Ethiopia.
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I like both angelina and jen..they both have different unique qualities..that is what makes everyone different. I love what angelina does and wish i had the money to do the same.... and jen has such a special quality about her that makes u drawn to her. I am not comparing looks. sorry but i am too mature for that silly stuff. That is just nonsense....they are both beautiful in their own way I just wish angelina and brad went about their relationship in a more private matter...it was just so uncool the way they did things..and i really feel for jen in that department. It would be different if she were a terrible person or ran around on him or something but she didnt...she is so classy. I know she will find someone bettter...she sooooo deserves it.
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you guys need to get a life
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Jolie is a HO! Always has been always will be. Cute, barely! Even at 16, she doesn't even compare to Jennifer. Jennifer has a sweet smile and looking in her eyes you can see her compasion. Jolie, I get nothing! No personality, charm runs from her! I would tell Brad we better wear a rubber ALL THE TIME.
Ho is as Ho does, don't ya know! I still think someone should stomp Jolie's ass, pick a reason any reason!
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i dont like how the world is all about who is pretty who needs a nose job and who lips are the biggest but thats how it rolls so i have to go for ajolie
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Although most people remember Jennifer Aniston for her role as Rachel on Friends and for her magnificent head of hair I remember her most for her Oscar-worthy performance in Leprechaun. I won't bother with the details, but the movie involved a Leprechaun and gold and maybe something about Irish people. What I'm trying to say here is that Jennifer used to be ugly. Before her nose job, she looked like an average big nosed brunette. And after her nose job, she looked like an average normal nosed brunette that's married to Brad Pitt. So let this be a lesson to you all. No matter how ugly you are, plastic surgery can help. I know the world has tried to tell you that beauty is on the inside but that's just society's way of telling you that you're ugly. And you are ugly.
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OK ppl admit it..what Holie and Brad did...80% of the world does. Its a horrible ugly cruel world we live in..look at Bill Clinton...There was just a local football coach arrested for sexual assualt charges...the list goes on and on. Honestly u are BETTER off in this world if u live ur life without morals.....this may be morbid...but everyone dies....and when u do it doesnt matter if u have a million dollars one dollar to ur name..black or white...when ur dead ...ur DEAD!!! I think everyone knows they have to die...so that is why the world is the way it is....look at G. Bush he is in for a big surprise....lucky if he will be around much longer. It sucks when ur in ur 40's u know ur life is less then half over.
Life's a B@tch....the world is crazy...so get over it...I DID!! Hell if u cant beat them..join them!
Thinks to myself..in 40 yrs most of us will be long gone from this planet...and this topic will be dust in the wind...like we never existed..think about it...scarey huh.
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angelina is genetically beautiful being the daughter of actor john voight and micheline bertrandl.....she got her pouty lips from her dad...try to see her dad's pic when he was younger...midnight cowboy and you would see why anglina grew to be beautiful....jen snatched brad from gwyneth but gwyneth was classy and emotioanlly secure enough not to promote self pity...same goes with jenifer lopez....she did not ask for public symphaty like jen...what goes around comes aorund...jen snatch brad from gwyneth...but jen is so insecure...she should imitate jlo and gwyneth when both women got dumped....jenifer is so insecure and weak...no wonder brad left her
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i personally think angelina is hotter, man id give her one and im not even gay.
and on the issue of man stealing, i believe that if a man is truly happy in his marriage and loves his wife and things are going well then a hundred angelinas couldnt take the man away.
however there must have been cracks with the relationship and issues with who jen was, which is why angelina was like a breath of fresh air.
the best jen can do is look inside herself and recognise the role she played in the dimise of her marriage and get strenth and knowledge from that and not make the same mistake again.
however i do think jen is and an attractive lady in her own right, its just not as obviously show stopping as angies.
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Angelina Jolie is just a freak that I wouldn't touch with my brothers's dick! She is so sleazy. And she is so completely plastic. I think she must have had at least 3 nose jobs because the old one - is completely chubby and now it is pointy.
I would say she is hot now, but her past with Billy Bob is one thing that is just disgusting. I can't imagine doing her after that.
Jen is very pretty and natural and classy - always has been, always will be. She seems like she would always smell nice, and Jolie seems like she would always.... uhhh just smell....well she seems like she would never smell naturally nice. Too many men and too many tats. It just doesn't interest me.
Now I think Jessica Alba is sweet, forget both Jen and Angelina!
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The divorce between jen and brad is now final. Critics of Angelina should note that she and brad have not commented on their relationship in a public way. They have behaved in a classy manner. When they both come out together to the public it will probably be as man and wife.
I wish them both every happiness. It looks like these extremely attractive people have been lucky enough to fall in love with each other. They display commendable values as they are putting their energies into raising two children who are not biologically related to them.
As far as appearance, Angelina is a classic statuesque beauty while jen is your garden variety girl-next-door type with good hair.
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This is really nothing to get bent out of shape about. It's people like you that keep the trash tabloids in business. Brad and Jennifer broke up! Oh, wow. Everybody drop what you're doing and the world has to stop. Brad doesn't want anymore time with Jen who cares? He wants Angelina Jolie! Who doesn't? And if you're trying to say that Jennifer is the pretty nice girl and Angelina is the crazy whore then, you really need to realise that Angelina is a goodwill ambassader and is trying to help those in need. She spends more time helping than she does movies. Jennifer? What is Jennifer doing? You have to look through someone's actions to get their true personality. I believe that Angelina's actions prove she's compassionate, loving, and has beauty. You don't see women like that every so often. Well, my point is Angelina is gorgeous and if you don't think so, you either jealous or gay. And Jen? Well, she looks the same every year. Boring. Oh, and she can't act. Now, I'm f