Salma Hayek's New Career Move: Aerobic Porn!

Salma Hayek Aerobic

I never knew she was so damn flexible! My God. This post isn't only for the guys. Girls, if you look closely, you can see a hairy ass crack from Salma's Middle Eastern PT/manwhore.

A few more photos of Salma being twisted around follow.

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OH.......MY......GOSH.....HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!! is he like stretching her out for the night of the crazy middle eastern kama sutra sex odyssey she's about to embark on!?!??!?!?!!!! ai yai yai!!!!

Friday, March 4th, 2005 @ 2:25am
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damn....i like the demonstration of the kama sutra...she's hot.

Friday, March 4th, 2005 @ 5:15pm
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It's stating the obvious that Salma Hayek is settling for far less than she is capable of/deserves. Hmm..maybe he's funny :P

Saturday, March 5th, 2005 @ 3:42am
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Ew, you know... he was almost hot until I saw his FACE! Holy crap that's an ugly mug. Man, if I was a star as rich as her, I'd be like "only hot men may twist my body around!" heh. Hey, guy stars do it I'm sure :P

Sunday, March 6th, 2005 @ 1:55pm
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I need to get some girls I know to look at these pics and let em see that it's possible.

Sunday, March 6th, 2005 @ 10:00pm
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She is too thin. I could snap her over my knee. That being said, I don't think she could survive any intense kama sutra.

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005 @ 6:56pm
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Yeah she could, she's Mexican.

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005 @ 7:40pm
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Salma is just a damn beautiful woman!

Monday, October 16th, 2006 @ 10:13am
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It's Thai yoga/ thai massage. That's all there is to it folks.

Sunday, March 4th, 2007 @ 3:23am
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she could soo much betta

Thursday, February 7th, 2008 @ 7:48pm
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Why is Borat stretching her leg ?

Thursday, February 14th, 2008 @ 5:37pm
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Great, thanks for the shot of harry man ass, much appriciated!!

I am liking the forth pic, the reverse straddle.

Friday, March 4th, 2005 @ 10:53am
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Salma looks great in the first photo.

Friday, March 4th, 2005 @ 5:16pm
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