Britney's Huge Ass Neck



Don't you just wanna make out with her? Her neck gets bigger and bigger w/ each bag of Cheetos and order of Frappuccino that passes through it.

Then again, when you have $50mil to your, the size of your neck is the least of your troubles.

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...actually, i'd like to fit my penis in that.

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 @ 2:22pm
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Simply whorendous. That lipstick is just the icing on the ugly cake that is Britney.

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 @ 5:02pm
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You said it sista!!!

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 @ 5:05pm
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hmm, with that hoodie, she must be a NORML supporter. I wonder if she could be a little more BLUNT about it. LOL.

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 @ 5:33pm
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Couldn't even consider her thick neck since I couldn't get past the nasty lipstick she chose.

A) Britney, you have no business going brunette...on behalf of all brunettes, I'm hereby kicking you out of the club so STAY BLONDE dammit, and B) Since you can't pull off beautiful brown locks you certainly can't pull off a deep magenta lipstick...go find you trashy husband and get that color off your lips SOMEHOW! Gross!

Saturday, March 5th, 2005 @ 11:27am
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Wow! She looks like my uncle! Can you say "Fugly?"

Sunday, March 6th, 2005 @ 2:57am
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I always thought her neck was extremely sexy--and still is! I would bet it's the most sensual part of her body. I'd love to caress it and suck on it. She has those very sexy creases on her neck--too sexy!!! The most beautiful part of a woman's body and Britney has it going on.

Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 @ 10:35pm
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Mickey, U totally grossed me right out!
Ew.

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 @ 11:06am
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I always thought that Britney's neck was pretty. I didn't notice it was thick until
others pointed. I still like her neck and I agree with Mickey...those creases are
on her neck are too sexy! Never heard anyone mention that before.

Saturday, June 4th, 2005 @ 5:04am
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I knew she had thick neck, u can trace the size of her neck from her videos where she had pigtails ... only difference is that her neck is getting more and more muscular day by day thats why so many people can make out shes got the thick neck

Wednesday, August 31st, 2005 @ 8:58am
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how do one reduce the size of thier neck?

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 1:16am
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All she needs now is a huge red nose and a tricycle, and she'd be the perfect circus clown!

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 10:13am
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It looks as if Ms Spears is prepared for a WWE Smackdown. Or a career in baseball.

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006 @ 10:59am
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hahaha well I am not much fan of her neck, figure or (especially) her music.
I DID like her hair in her video where she is in black and is jumping around around a chair and moving her hair. I thought it was sexy. I dont think her neck is sexy, its HUGE, I DO like the creases but I'd prefer them on other women than her. Maybe if she let her hair down most of the time to cover the sides, it would look a bit thinner.
But she is a whore anyway.
I DO like one pic of Brits, and here it is:
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I do like creases on the necks of Geri and Emma - ex spice whores.

And besides those, all chicks in death/black/doom/goth metal have perfect necks

Sunday, April 9th, 2006 @ 11:30am
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she just had a baby leave her alon but she needs to take that ugly lipstick off.

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006 @ 5:27pm
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Would it fit?
LOL, geeze I thought I was the only one to see that her nech is like a tree trunk.
Man is she looking brutal these days.

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005 @ 2:31pm
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does*

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 1:16am
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