Big Gay Al & Star Jones @ SAG, 2005
Posted on Tuesday, February 8th, 2005 @ 12:10pm by Moelicious
2 points of concern:
1. Did Star Jones lose 150 pounds following her wedding? I can only conclude one thing: she's been chasing Al Reynolds around the house b/c she desperately wants sex & he's merely running for his life. Keep it down & keep runnin' Al! Just a few more months & she'll be ripe!
2. Rumor has it that Al Reynolds wore sunglasses to the event b/c he had a heavily bruised right eye. Bloody Star Jones has been beating the poor bastard. Hang in there Al. Meet the 2-year clause of the prenup! You can do it!
One last thing. I still can't believe E! replaced Joan Rivers & her daughter w/ Star to do their fashion critiquing @ various award shows! So what if they got a 2 for 1 deal?! And, who gives a shit if Joan rivers is 200-years old and makes fun of everything that moves? People love that about her! Throw Star back in the exercise room & get Joan back!
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Is it just me or does Big Gay Al kinda look like a Usher+30 lbs and 10 years?... just a thought.
and yeah.... i actually liked melissa rivers... she was fairly tasty.
Comparing Star Jones to Joan Rivers is like comparing shit to vomit, they both stink. I think all of those red carpet critics suck. What the hell kind of qualifications do you need to host a show like that anyway?
You don't have to be hot. BWAH! Funny.
He wears sunglasses so Star won't see him staring at other dudes and get bitch slapped by her meaty left hook.
say what you will, Big Al (BAM BAM) is sexy!
Too bad he's wasted on Star.
If it looks like a gay man, and talks like a gay man and walks like a gay man, it's a gay man. "Not that there's anything wrong with that".
Didn't of any of Starrs friends pull her aside and mention this fact? As for weight loss surgery, yes she had it. I know becuase I also had it, so if it looks like a weight loss via surgery and walks like a person that had surgery , guess what, had surgery! SO WHAT. But Starr no amount of weight loss is going to make Al want to snuggle up with a woman if what everyone is saying is correct. I hope I and the rest of the world are wrong, I get no joy in being right on this one.
Shit & vomit, I LOVE IT!!! (HAHAHAHAHHAH), I too believe that she is the worst thing on the red carpet & any carpet @ that. Someone PLEASE.....Tell me when her widescreen contract it up??
V&S
Did you know that during Big Gay Al's Bachelor party he had a limo drive him and his "friends" around town to all the gay bars? He thought nobody would find out and evidentally Star was livid when she received the bill and it detailed each trip, where to and how long they were there. HaHaHa!
Do you really think she would have knowingly married a GAY man?
I hope not . What would she have gained? Was he famous or rich or something? Sorry I've never heard of him and barely heard of her! Charlene
hoodia
Well, the Starzilla bitch is out of her misery. She's being kick out of the Morning Bitches Show from ABC....we in Québec want to say a big THANK YOU, now we won't be affraid to see her while zapping through the channels. Thanks again
See her? Look at the size of her!!! She's pretty hard to miss.
All you guys are gay. There!
"shit to vomit"
haha. That just rolls off the tongue, huh?
As for qualifications, all I know is that you don't have to be hot.
Speaking of vomit, Star Jones makes me want to vomit.
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