Amy Cobb Likes To Surf Naked

Amy Cobb Surfer

You can find Amy in this month's Maxim. I have to admit, there's something about girls who surf that's just sexy. I'm serious. I wouldn't mind an average looking chick who surfs than a super hot chick who does nothing. Ok-ok, I said that only for effect.

In the issue, Maxim quotes her saying:

I've surfed topless. It's funny...I can feel my boobs moving around. -[Amy Cobb. Maxim, Feb, 2005]


How lame is that? I think Maxim feeds their chicks extra bucks to get them to spill absolute bs, although I wouldn't mind seeing scandalous photos of Amy surfing naked in the wee hours of the night. Come to think of it, I also wouldn't mind rescuing Amy & giving her CPR after one of her nude surfing escapades gone wrong. Have mercy.

For those of you who aren't in the click w/ this Amy Cobb chick, you should visit this message board & scroll all the way down. There, you'll see flowery words written on this hottie. It's either her ugly, younger sister, her backstabbing best friend (don't you love them?) or possibly her ex-boyfriend who hates himself for being a bastard to Amy. For all you lazy people, I'll paste below:

amy cobb is a dumb selfish bitch that thinks the world should revolve around her

she totally loves herself i hope she gets smashed in the surf -Angry Person


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Maxim totally gives girls extra money to say stupid crap like that. It's obviously supposed to turn guys on, which I'm sure it does, but it makes her sound like a moron.
Doesn't she always feel her boobs move around, like when she's walking? Come on.

Monday, February 7th, 2005 @ 11:14pm
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dang...

Tuesday, February 8th, 2005 @ 8:28pm
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She has a nice ass. I'd like to fuck her ass while she's on her surfboard! Oh yeah!

Friday, April 1st, 2005 @ 11:59pm
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Amy Cobb has a completely different face than she did four years ago when she was in another magazine.

Monday, April 18th, 2005 @ 12:19pm
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Unfortunately, being a self-centered "celebrity" has caused her to neglect developing, shall we say, the more advanced type of bedroom skills... according to a FL surfer dude I know who snogged her for a while.

However, I'm sure that a few spankings and a 2 weeks of deepthr*at training at my place would get her up to speed. ;')

Saturday, June 18th, 2005 @ 2:03am
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Check out the Feb 2001 issue of Playboy,she's in it....Great pixx.....

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005 @ 3:04pm
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Whoever said she has a different face than she did 4 years ago is a tool. I grew up with her and she is even more gorgeous now than she used to be, but she still has a timeless look of beauty. I haven't seen her in person in a few years, but all through middle and high school, even a couple years later, she looked the same as shee does now.

Wednesday, September 28th, 2005 @ 4:48pm
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hi

next time can you put pictures of you surfing nude on
please?
or can you send the pictures of you to me

see ya

Saturday, December 10th, 2005 @ 3:38am
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I would love to amfuck Amy Cobb. I would rub my hard cock up and down against her arms and shouders! and cum all over them. amy Cobb has nice arms that gives me a boner!

Sunday, January 15th, 2006 @ 3:23pm
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im a chick isurf and im average looking but i wouldnt want to be rooted by amy cobb whatta lesbo!!!
just let your surfing do the talking id probably rip you up anyway:))

Sunday, February 26th, 2006 @ 4:07pm
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She's not a moron. I used to be her neighbor in Indian Harbour Beach, FL, and she's a hellacool chic. I think she's in that new banana boat commercial. Maxim does make them say shit like that. She's not like other models who are full of themselves and think their shit don't stink, she's actually really down to earth.

Tuesday, June 20th, 2006 @ 1:15pm
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Amy Cobb swallowed by cock like corn on the cob, but the bitch woudn't take off her sunglasses.... That's why she got fired from "Dialed In," that show she "ho"-sted for. Thanks for the BJ Amy and tell your fag boyfriend I said hi.

Wednesday, June 21st, 2006 @ 12:03pm
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Anyone who describes anyone as "hellacool" obviously isn't. And let me tell you, this chick definetly isn't, I met her in Hawaii and she can't even surf. Isn't it enough to just be hot, Amy Cobb? Can't you leave the surfing claim to us cute chicks that actually do? I can't wait till all this surfing bullshit passes over and everyone gets all horny over nascar. Stop surfing, move to the midwest!

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 @ 3:18am
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i met amy in a therapy group for girls who were molested by family members. she was the only one in the group who said she enjoyed it sometimes. i think she is a disgrace to women and surfers alike.

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 @ 1:59am
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She's not even hot. Any average-looking human with a team of makeup professionals can be photographed to appear beautiful. You should see the girl without makeup. She's purely hideous. Especially on the inside. Her personal reputation amongst those who know her speaks volumes about her character.

Monday, March 26th, 2007 @ 1:15pm
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Manyak bir hatun bide yukarıda beğenmemiş dangalakların kimi am buldunmu yumulaCAKSIN

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 @ 10:44am
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asesome, incredible Dan Howitt UK London

Monday, May 28th, 2007 @ 1:24pm
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all you that made comments to amy cobb.You cute girls and all the guys that think they offer a bone to amy. None of you real no any thing about surfing any how you all sound about 14 to 18 .When you can call yourself a surfer, is when you are out on your board waiting for the next set to come over the horizion and in your mind your wondering about if the set is small or huge, but you intisapaite that it's going to be perfect,but growing up in mel beach,floridana to be exact, surfing with guy's like gary pual,jackie grayson,mike tabling,jeff crawford,john holman,jonny and jan futch,alex cox ,jim cox,matte kekley,coby,and yes even kelley slater when he was a little tot before his father passing,god rest his sole.i was not the big contest winner but did enter there is alot to learn for you all before you can call yourself surfers,the ones who can call them selves surfers,are the ones that don't ridcule or think bad thing about others. signed clif of south beach gang true surfer.

Friday, August 3rd, 2007 @ 9:42am
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I don't know what sick lame ass cyber squatter runs this show, but there is one thing I know 4 sure, you are all badmouthing trash talkers who have no sense of boundaries. The obvious as well , no sense of the unified spirit of this subculture.

Kharma can bite when ya least expect it.

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 @ 12:56am
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YEA IT'S TO BAD AMY HAS THE HERPES, FROM WHAT I HEAR.

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 @ 5:55pm
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your fl friend is a moron i dated her for 2 1/2 yrs. she don't need any training

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 @ 10:07am
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Samantha... you are so right... turned me on.... (many naughty thoughts going through my head now...)

...these chicks actually get paid to be in these magazines!?!? i thought it'd be an honor for them to be in it that they'd do it for nothin.

Tuesday, February 8th, 2005 @ 3:17am
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Haters throw salt like rice at a wedding.

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 @ 12:58am
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Oh and ingratitation brings no satiation.
Yet I must admit that these bitter diatribes
of insupid stalker sass are nothing more then the vicious communiques of one who gets high off of a proliferation of assholian insinuations.

dictionary.com 4 all the philistines.

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Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 @ 1:26am
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"YEA IT'S TO BAD AMY HAS THE HERPES, FROM WHAT I HEAR."

Completely untrue butterfingers.

Sincerely,

whack off with Tabasco sauce

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 10:42pm
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Man, people really hate this chick.

She's not that bad to me. Pretty, nice body. Good for her. Stop hating.

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 @ 11:17pm
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the tattoo on the right below her belly button used to be a teddy bear with chris under it.She got it for me.

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 @ 10:11am
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I hated looking at thing when I sucked her clam.

Friday, June 27th, 2008 @ 2:34am
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