Paris Hilton: The Skanky Scrooge

What did Elisha Cuthbert get for her 22nd birthday from her 'friend', Paris Hilton? Well, Paris was generous enough to fork over a few items, so let’s see...
1. Paris Hilton perfume (aaw, now Elisha can smell just like Paris)
2. Paris' book, Confessions of an Heiress (It was autographed just incase Elisha ever wants to sell it on Ebay. You never know...)
3. Hello Kitty crap (I guess Paris ran out of ideas & didn't want to lose money on her jewelry line)

Elisha Cuthbert is quite the PR person because she played it off nicely.

I went, 'Of course you did! I love you!' She's the best. I love her. I love her to death. I thought, 'You never know with Paris.' [People Mag]

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get over yourself paris.....please your book your perfume with all your $$ your really a spoiled snobby bitch...

Monday, February 21st, 2005 @ 4:55pm

I loved Paris' book.

Friday, April 1st, 2005 @ 9:22pm

I loved Paris' book too! Wow! I especially liked the rules to be an heiress, where the stupid snob tells you to lose your cell phone, act ditzy and people will think you are adorable and to only hang out with billionaires! What a gal! Now, if I could only do all those stupid things, and come up with a billionaire bank account, maybe, just maybe, Paris would like me!

Monday, April 11th, 2005 @ 1:01pm

LMfaooooooooo Rachael, good point.

Monday, December 19th, 2005 @ 9:52pm

paris hilton is a skank ass ugly, hidious bitch ,slut whore, dumb good for nothing,not talented at all so she shouldnt be famous. You should be famous for talent beauty and heart.....SHE HAS NONE!!!!!!She doesn't deserve it! She needs burn in hell for what she promotes! SHE'S UGLY!!! HIDIOUS!!!STUPID!!!WORTHLESS!!! A GIGANTIC UGLY GOOD FOR NOTHING WORTHLESS SLUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 22nd, 2005 @ 3:16pm

Wow Shana.... do I detect anger issues? It's really not that serious. Yeah I think 99% of the world hates Paris (I personally cannot stand her) but I just either ignore her or laugh at her. She's definitely not worth getting high blood pressure over.

Friday, December 23rd, 2005 @ 10:38pm

Please just shutup and admit you all love her. all you talk about is her! she's beautiful, talented AND rich. of course people love her/love to hate her. the point is no one ever stops talking about paris hilton and as we all know there is no such thing as bad publicity. I got a sidekick 2 because paris has one. i read her book, tho i admit her perfume doesn't smell very nice. I've seen house of wax and that indie horror she way in. And another thing. Paris is REAL. no fake boobs or anything. that woman is so damn scene.

shut the fuck up

-Anonymous

Friday, December 30th, 2005 @ 11:26pm

Paris Hiltons book is the best. She says sum reali smart stuff in there. Honest she does...ok well not ALL of it is practical but still its good. I love paris she rocks.

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 @ 2:30pm

Oh BTW i sooo agree wid u Thatshot3529 Paris IS real im sooo sick of ppl accusing her of havin plastic surgery! And ppl have 2 quit callin her a slut...she isnt. Start calling all the man whores out there sluts coz they sleep around alot more then Paris.

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006 @ 2:33pm

i think paris should be tied to a pole and burnt. have any of u seen house of wax i mean come on! she cnt act for shit and the only good bits in the whole movie were chad micheal murry [god bless his sexy arse] and when poor ditzy hilton hot killed, i havn't laughed that hard in a long long time! she loves her self and thats not a good thing in her case, she may as well attend her own pathetic fan clubs... poor stupid drama queen.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2006 @ 6:17am

i love Paris Hilton!! i think she's the hottest ever!!!! You’re all just jealous and pathetic!!! i love her.....we would all love her life!!! the simple life’s just too hot!! All my love! x x x x

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 6:11am

Hey! How much more Paris Hilton can we handle!

Check her out the Paris Hilton article at: http://www.moviedownloadmatrix.com

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006 @ 12:01am

I am not jealous of Paris, she needs to gain some weight and lose the attitude. She isnt really that rich, compared to the people she tries to associate herself with. She has the nerve to say she has a slight deformity, and what do we find out that, that is? The fact that she wears a size 11 shoe!! Big whoop, im the same height as Paris Hilton and I also wear a size 11 shoe, I dont consider it a deformity, I consider it an inconvenience at best. For her to make light of the word deformity is insensitive. Think of all the people out there who are actually deformed in a humiliating way, do you think any of them would think her size 11 foot was a good example of a deformity? NO! I preffer Nicky Hilton, she isnt a shallow douche bag like Paris.

Thursday, February 9th, 2006 @ 10:21pm

shanna i totally agree!!!! give shanna a break she aint jealous of that herpes-ridden skank! shanna you ROCK! i LOVED your commentary!!!!
parasite hilton MUST go back to the toxic swerer she spawned from!

Saturday, March 18th, 2006 @ 4:34pm

Nicole needs to learn to post in the language known as ENGLISH!!! What the hell is that indecipherable crap she writes??!!

Monday, March 20th, 2006 @ 6:33am

haha steve-o!!
paris = stupid tight ass whore

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 @ 11:47am

she is the most worthless piece of shit,fuckin scumbag cum dumpster whores without a brain ive ever seen in my life.(and i mean that with with a straight face and upmost sincere attitude possible)i saw that sorry excuse for a porno and was disturbed,...... i mean she looks like a fuckin man,& i swore she was one until i saw that porno. she can't give head or fuck right either, what is she good for........nothing! and to think all these desperate assholes in america voted her one of the 100 most sexiest women...... it fuckin makes me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006 @ 9:33pm

HEY PARIS! WHY HADNT U TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT OUR MAGICAL NIGHT TOGETHER? HUH? HUH? YOU'LL NEVER HAVE BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, April 7th, 2006 @ 9:31pm

Whatever, all you people are poor and have NO LIFE lolol

Wednesday, May 17th, 2006 @ 5:47pm

she's hot

Wednesday, July 5th, 2006 @ 10:33am

I have to say that I absolutely hated Paris Hilton when she first became really big. I thought she looked like a rat and was way too consumed in herself. I thought she was snobby, rude, and stuck up. But as the time went by and I watched more interviews with her and read more articles in magazines, I found myself really starting to like her. She is a real person, is one of the rare people out there in Hollywood to not have gotten plastic surgery, not go through eating disorders, and not trying to say anything that she thinks would be the best answer. She is honest, and yes, she is self-catering, but what young female shouldn't be? Everyone who is writing all these horrible things about her have such little self confidence that they have to find someone else to rag on. Grow up. If you don't like her, don't watch her.

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006 @ 5:24pm

i don't see how any of you can make such comments about Paris Hilton if you haven't met or gotten to know her.

Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 @ 3:19am

Half of you twats are just jelous that Paris could buy your house and all your belongings inside it with pocket change. Admit it, you're jealous that she's rich as fuck and becoming even richer by the day, while you sit at the computer and bitch about how jealous you are on some crappy hate site. She has more of a life than you ever will.

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 10:04am

Odessa, you wear a size 11 shoe AND you're fat? You're a monster.

Thursday, September 7th, 2006 @ 1:42pm

at least paris gave a present. God knows I never gave one in my life.

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006 @ 10:21pm

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Monday, January 15th, 2007 @ 12:06pm

Personally I dislike Paris Hilton. I think she actually enjoys people hating her because it gives her attention, so if you hate Paris Hilton so much, maybe you should just let her be, who really cares?
PS. She HAS had plastic surgery, her face has had plastic surgery, if you don't believe me, look it up.

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 10:12am

It's people like this who keep her around. why doesn't the whole world ignore her and she might go away...

Saturday, February 10th, 2007 @ 6:23pm

Paris is a drag queen,was raised a skank whore and will die skank whore, legs spread open for the world to see her STD infected waxed vagina. So paris hilton fans might as well jam your finger down your throat.... wait.... now.... and I promise you'll die like paris, legs spread and everyhing. so she's goin to hell you can too, but too bad you will only see her once, cause she will sleep with you know who, and he will let her free to be skankier the a hooker on cocaine,

P.s ha ha the world would laugh if paris died. I would cry.... BUT only because I had an eylash in my eye. Then i d laugh so fuckin hard.

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 @ 2:15am

what is the deal with all of you who spend your time worrying about paris hilton...for christ's sakes, will you get a life? i think the girl is a bit of a fool the way she prostitutes herself in the media, but i would just put that down to the notoriety she has enjoyed since she was born. you bloodsucking americans really love to hate.. i really and truly cannot fathom why you waste your time obsessing about people you have never met and will never actually know. get a grip on yourselves. im sure she is quite an affable, normal person..who happens to be somewhat uneducated with an army of minion followers...hardly her fault

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 12:15pm

ps, that person "alwaysright", it appears to me that you have serious issues. how can she bother you that much? why dont you stop buying crappy magazines and watching entertainment shows? i doubt p.hilton would care if you died!

Friday, June 22nd, 2007 @ 12:18pm

I say just spray the bitch with Morteen

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 @ 10:56am

i love Paris Hilton!! i think she's the hottest ever!!!! You’re all just jealous and pathetic!!! i love her.....we would all love her life!!! the simple life’s just too hot!! All my love! x x x

Friday, January 20th, 2006 @ 6:12am

and when was it ever a crime to love yourself? so what if she loves herself, you dumbass shits. just because you all have low self esteem and shove your fingers down your throat every night, doesn't mean everyone is like you. she has the right to love herself, you have the right to love yourself, etc.

quit your bitchinggggggg

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 10:07am

PARIS R00LZ

Sunday, August 27th, 2006 @ 10:16am

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