Joe Simpson Pimps His Daughter In GQ Mag
Posted on Wednesday, December 15th, 2004 @ 5:50pm by Moelicious
Son of a bitch child-Pimp
I'm telling you, the bastard is not a father, he's a dirty pimp. Does a father ever plug his daughter's boobie size in an international magazine? No! Only a pimp would do such a thing b/c he knows if his bitches sell their goodies well, his wallet will only get fatter.
Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just IS sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got DOUBLE Ds! You can't cover those suckers up!
When will his daughters wake up from this daydream and take control of their lives. This is a classic setup for a family feud. Tremendous fame. Shit load of money. Controlling father. What goes must come down, my friends. Everything, from Paris Hilton to Wal-Mart, baby!
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this man is a genious for his money making ideas but he should still burn in hell
i saw part of that nick and jessica christmas special last night....dude, she seriously has some tiggo bitties!!! goodness!!! fas, instead of nip slips with her...you seen any complete tara reid-style boob exposures?!?!?!!
not yet, man. That's the wildcard malfunction, man. When her fame is totally going down the drain, Daddy Simpson will request full-on stripping (i.e. playboy, "malfunctions," etc)
Let's hope those days aren't too far.
I agree. This guy gets all sanctimonious and sells thumps the Bible when its convenient but then sells out his daughters like this. Pimp is a nice way to put it.
BTW has anyone ever seen Mrs. Simpson (the mom) and Mrs. Spears (the mom) together?? I swear there the same woman. Check it out if you can.
sounds like some weird incest shit, but then again they are southern
Sex sells.
Men like tits, Joe Simpson has tits to sell you, and of course men buy the sh*t right up. So congrats to the men - AND the women who allow themselves to be whores - of this world for allowing the incest and greed to continue like it has since time immemorial.... and the Jackson 5.
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