"I'm melting! Melting!"

gawd!!! she has my granpa's saggy leathery hide!! yuk!

THAT IS SO GROSS

Eeeek!!!

That IS just like leather! It also doesn't help that her skin is orange colored!

Gawd,
I was trying to digest my lunch. Whoops.......here it comes!

God forbid you ever have kids and get some stratch marks. I hope karma gets you.

signed, Mum with stretch marks and proud of it as now I have my beautiful daughter.

Kate Winslet has admitted that she has a lot of stretch marks as well, is she a skank for it too...

Hey I think you are mean...Anna is not fat from having kids. She is fat because she was a fat lazy pig! She had her son when she was 16 and pozed for playboy 5 years later. Therefore it is not because of being pregnant!
ALSO...I have 4 kids and not a stretch mark on my body so go preach your gospel somewhere else. I hate it when people blame being overweight on being pregnant. My kids weighed 8 LBS 15 Oz. I gained 40 LBS during each pregnancy. You'd never know that I had a kid. WHY... Because I don't sit on my deadass and have a scapegoat for any problem I could come up with. I think you need to come up with a better excuse!

Well wooptteeeddeedoo, moron.

Stretch marks are caused by the tone of your skin! Not becasue you get really fat at pregnancy (Yes, sometimes it happens that way, but not for the most part). Hey I have been tiny my whole life, I didnt gain a ton of weight when I was pregnant and I am very small now. Put it this way I weigh 110 pounds and I am 5 3. I have never weighed more than 115, and my peek pregnancy weight was 140!

How selfish, immature and iGNORANT of you to sit there and say only fat people get stretch marks, do you realize that it cant be helped in some people.

DO you think Kate Winslet is super fat and lazy, that is why she has stretch marks.

You are a mean and horrible person and it will come back to you sooner or later.

Oh and you are super dumb too! For thinking people get stratch marks on purpose. I suppose you are perfect.

I think you are mean needs to re-read what I said. I NEVER said that she got them on purpose. Who the hell would WANT stretch marks. I was telling you that her stomach didn't look like that because of procreating. Her stomach looked like that because she was a fat pig!
You said - How selfish, immature and iGNORANT of you to sit there and say only fat people get stretch marks
Well sweetie, I don't know anyone that gets stretch marks from being skinny all the time. Skinny people don't just wake up one day and say oh, I got stretch marks in my sleep.
Also...I am very familiar with anatomy, structure and function. I know how skin works. I know some people can't help getting stretch marks. They can be minimal though if you don't gain an enormous amount of unnecessary weight or gain alot of weight rapidly. I never said anything in my previous posts about stretch marks from being fat. What I DID say was that I hate when fat people blame being fat on their pregnancy. There is things to do after childbirth to lose the baby fat. If you sit on your fat ass all day you don't lose it. Simple as that. Don't use being pregnant as a scapegoat for being fat. It's a poor excuse!
Also...are you stalking Kate Winslet or something? You make some sort of comment about her in all your posts. I will re-iterate as well that before you make a comment on someone elses comment make sure you thoroughly read their comment and understand it before you make your comment and look like even more of an idiot! Also...name calling makes you look really immature and trashy. If you can talk like you have a brain I may respect your comments more. Right now I think you live in a trailer and have the IQ of a snapping turtle. Try and sound intelligent with your re-buttle.

No doubt in my mind now...I think she had gastric, staples, or band, whatever. Somewhere out there is a doctor that is being paid to keep his mouth shut!

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Also…name calling makes you look really immature and trashy. If you can talk like you have a brain I may respect your comments more. Right now I think you live in a trailer and have the IQ of a snapping turtle. Try and sound intelligent with your re-buttle.

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ohhh the irony in this statement. HAHA, you have an ENTIRE WEBSITE dedicated to trash people. It is called BASTARDLY.COM If telling YOU off makes me trailer trash, what on Earth does that make you?

Only insecure, self-absorbed, oxygen thiefs feel the need to slam others on a hourly basis. Quite sad really. I wonder what your thoughts are when you go to bed everynight...probably this "Well I trashed a lot of people today! I feel great now! I sure showed all of those people who are 100 X better than I will ever be! I wonder what sort of derogatory bunch of billshit I will come up with tommorrow. Man, I dont feel as bad about myself anymore. Validation of myself = successful"!

Its no wonder the world cant stand Americans. If they arent trashing another Country and such they just trash their own. Brilliant!

WOW! hahahahaha

I must have really struck a nerve there. See I didn't even call you any names.

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WOW! hahahahaha

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HAHA takes you 2 posts to come up with something half decent. Takes awhile for that lame brain of yours to come up with something. (even if most of what you said came from me first)

I am at work. I have a job. I don't sit here all day waiting for you to reply. I check it when I get a chance. I don't hang on your every word of nonsense.

From her own account, Kate Winslet used to be a fat girl from Reading. Try knowing what you're talking about for once in your life. "You Americans..." is clearly an ignorant tactic motivated by jealousy to provoke targeted Americans to anger. That's called being a bully. I don't base all of my stereo-types on singular interactions, maybe once you mature you will be wise enough to do the same. I am satisfied with myself and don't have to rip on your inferior country, wherever that may be. Get drunk and take a midnight swim in the ocean you buffoon.

Good one Harvey! I don't think that I think you are mean is anywhere near an ocean though. I think her trailer park may have a community pool though. Maybe she should try that!

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ALSO…I have 4 kids and not a stretch mark on my body so go preach your gospel somewhere else.

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I hate it when people blame being overweight on being pregnant

Everyone is different when it comes to pregnancy, some get strechmarks all over with minumal weight gain.

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People can help minimize them though by not gaining alot of un-necessary weight
and/or gaining alot of weight at a rapid pace

Again, pregant people dont half to gain unnecessary extra weight to obtain the marks.

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anyone that is thin and never gained weight have stretch marks?

Yes, they do, some get them from rapid growth when they are children. I know of a few people who had growth spurts and ended up with stretchmarks on their sides as a result

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I can continue, but I am bored with this now. I cannot and will never, understand why people feel the need to trash others.

I took a peek around here and was simply horrified at all of the lost self-esteems here. Really you guys need to get a life, maybe if you stop being so incredibly awful, and entirely crude, you may get some friends. If not, I guess stay here in your little "I feel better about myself for slamming people who have fans, because I have no fans, and of course I never will" mode.

Im out. Good luck with that...

I think you are mean, I think you are mean.

God, and can you people at LEAST come up with soemthing original. Maybe make me crack a smile or a laugh or something. I know you specialize in insults, but can you think of any new ones? I mean the Trailer trash thing is old, and I ignore it as we all know it isnt the case. You are trying to get me to deny I am, well I dont need to. I dont need to insult every celebrity in this world either so I feel better about myself.

So sad....

Ok then, go masterbate to your Kate Winslet articles then and don't come on this site if you hate it so much. COO COO

She obviously can't deny being trailer trash because she in fact IS trailer trash. She has not replied because she is busy worshipping the Kate Winslet shrine she has built in her trailer. Right now I believe she is also stabbing needles into the voodoo doll she named after me! I do have a fan...she loves me...she really really loves me! Yeah!

Tammy, can I have your autograph?!

Right now I am busy looking for some sort of remedy to cure this stinging sensation I keep getting in my right rib cage area. It feels like I'm being stabbed? Very strange! As soon as the Walgreens LSD cough syrup kicks in and the pain goes away I will be ready to start signing autographs again.

Actaully I work as well. And until you guys can come up with some whitty, there really is no point in retaliating. America's new motto.

"You are trailer trash" Why "Cuz I said so!"

Honestly, you would think you two are experts at the insults seeing as you have nothing better to do than spew garbage every singe day of your life.

I am just waitng to see the post

i tink you are dum because you liv in trailer!

Smarten up!

Ooops, I made some typos seeing as I was on the phone here at work and typing at the same time. Something WE CAN do in this country.

Boy was that an interesting fight!

I Think You Are Mean: Ooops, I made some typos seeing as I was on the phone here at work and typing at the same time. Something WE CAN do in this country.

Me: Oooooh do you feel special!?! You make it sound like no one has ever done it before!I've done it plenty of times. Something I CAN do in my own home.

Tammy- I have to say your comment was obsurd in many manners. My first stretch marks came at the tender age of 16 because I got on birth control (my moms idea). I got pregnant at 18 and had depression. I didn't lay around and I didn't get pigly fat. But I was to depressed to watch my weight. I got tons of stretch marks. I think Anna should be proud that she lost all that weight and the extra skin is just a natural side effect of that. Besides I know a couple of people who lost a lot of weight who don't have stretch marks. There is no determining whether or not you are going to get them. My kids were 9 lbs 3 1/2 oz and 8 lbs 9 oz.
http://photobucket.com/albums/v309/DillWithIt/?action=view&current=May10...
http://photobucket.com/albums/v309/DillWithIt/?action=view&current=May10...
http://photobucket.com/albums/v309/DillWithIt/?action=view&current=May10...
http://photobucket.com/albums/v309/DillWithIt/?action=view&current=May10...

AMANDA

THANK YOU FOR BEING SO BRAVE TO PUT THOSE PICTURES UP!! I WILL NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY STRETCH MARKS AGAIN!!

YUCK!

OMG!

Hey Harvey!

I see you really really tried to sound smart in your posts! Good on ya, but really next time can you try to make sense? I mean hahahh, lookie what you wrote here:

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Dont be to hard on yourself, I know you are challanged.

Get a load of this though, it takes the cake!

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Holy shit! I cant believe it, and actual walking, talking OXYMORON. Shhhh dont tell NASA, they just may abduct you so they can run tests

And Tammy doesnt even get a comment since all she will reply with it:

you dum, liv in trailer, or this COO COO. or that is gros!

I am sure Harvey and Tammy dont even know the meaning of IRONY or OXYMORON anyway, so my comments go right over those tiny brains of theirs.

Maybe its not even their fault that they cant think of any good trash talk, I mean I realize that the institutions only give you limited computer time.

And Good on ya Amanda, dont worry about what these lost souls say, they are lacking the self -esteem, so the only way to make themselves feel better is to put you down. So sad

I thought that you were not coming back on here? I know the meaning of oxymoron and irony. The thing is I also know how to spell correctly, I don't slag your country because you are an idiot and I read the posts I comment on completely before I make a judgement and comment on things that aren't even being talked about. I find it Ironic that you can raise a child being the oxymoron that you are!

God, Tammy seriously, come up with your own ideas, rather than "I know you are but what am I"

I would like a good insult at least before I depart, tickle your little brain. I called Harvey an Oxymoron and then you come here and call me a oxymoron.

I dont hate Americans, my point was you guys come off as the typical, "I think I am better than the rest of the world and everyone else because I am an American"

And I have a beatiful child who is popular and well adjusted. I wonder how your 4 kids do when their mother has nothing better to do than pick apart people who are better than she ever will be. I suspect they suffer from the same delusions as you seeing as you raise them. Do you teach them to be rude and ugly with nastiness just like you! Have you begun training them to take over BASTARDLY.com? Do you teach them to rip apart any other human being with the slightest of imperfections just like you do?

Pathetic.

What do you do for a living sweetheart? Did you go to college? Please enlighten me with what you do and some of you accomplishments other then getting stretch marks. Let me hear about how you are better then me. I never said I was better then you. All I said was that Anna Nicole was a fat pig and that I never got any stretch marks during pregnancy and you have blown it way out of proportion. Tell me what you have accomplished with you life. I would love to hear it?

Hmmm, can you read? I never once said I was better than you. Rather my point being that You spend your life and days trashing celebrities and such. Those people arent neccesarily better than you, but you must think so since you feel the need to trash them so bad. It isnt just this about Anna Nicole, you trash them all. You devote your life to it? That makes no sense to me. It just screams the fact that you have no self esteem.

PEOPLE WHO ARE WELL ADJUSTED AND DONT FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES AND WHO HAVE A SELF ESTEEM DO NOT FEEL THE NEED TO PUT OTHERS DOWN CONSTANTLY

That is my point, get it now?

And no I didnt go to College I went to University. I am a nurse.

Besides spitting out 4 kids (God help them) and getting no stretch marks, and trashing all the celebrites what else are you good for?

There are many self help books and self help classes you can take to get over your low or lets say non existent self esteem, I highly suggest you take one.

You know you sit there and spew trash about all the celebrities, but you sure dont like it when someone puts you down.

Hey Kettle...meet pot!

In post #33 you said you were at work answering the phone and typing at the same time. Well, you are about 6 hours ahead of me so you work an evening shift. Also, I don't think there are too many hospitals that the nurses are allowed to nor have the time to be surfing the net. Something fishy is going on here!

6 hours ahead of you? Where did you come up with that! I am not six hours ahead of any place in the States? It is almost noon here.

HAHA, are you basing your facts on my ip addy, or post time. Internet times are rarely right you know.

I word in a maternity clinic, we have phones and internet here, what a concept.

Good try though.

I work in a MATERNITY CLINIC, not a hospital.

You dont comprehend ANYTHING!

What the hell does this mean:

I never said you said you were 6 hours ahead of me. I SAID THAT!

Calling me stupid? haha

And you SO KNOW that I am way smarter than you. Anyone can tell by reading the posts.

Tammy, clearly this chick is obsessed with you and Harvey both. I think much of the incoherence of her posts her comes from having one of her hands permanently "occupied" while dreaming of being the creamy, fluffy center of a Tammy-Harvey-O.

You people and your bizarre mating rituals.

Classy

Thanks. My mom thinks I'm real purty and clevur too.

Must be getting pretty close when you're pnly able to type just one word, eh? That's cool, I understand. You just go ahead and finish up. We're all about the adult fun here. Sometimes involving Brad Pitt and public places, sometimes not.

I tink u smell purtee 2! Golly I cant b leeve that I cun spell this good 2day. I am dum adn stoopid adn have mental problims. my new meds must be wurking. when the doc coms bak after my soshul time i will have 2 tell him wat a gud grl i bin 2day!

And I wasn't gonna get on here today!

To my favorite nameless fan, I was never trying to sound smart; that would imply I need to try. I was actually trying to dumb everything down for your sake! That's why I've been using words under three or four syllables. All of my contradictions are intentional and part of my writing style. Most of what you quoted were my own references to silly things I've said before. It's for my own amusement and I don't expect you to get every subtle, layered joke. It's fun to see such an expected reaction from you. You are a feisty little verbal-terrorist.

Again, she copies and pastes something Harvey said to make herself look like the
"And you SO KNOW that I am way smarter than you" being.
Classic...see I can do it too!

I quote what Harvey says because I was thanking him for the compliment.

I quote what others say because I am commenting on the particular phrase or statement. It just so happens to be a common practice in internet chat and such.

I know even Harvey knows that, becuase he is smarter than you are Tammy.

Gosh and you still use my insults.

Right!

Afterbirth!

With unknown feisty verbal terrorists obsession with stretch marks...I'm not certain it would be safe for the patients to have someone like her working in a maternity ward. She probably is taking pictures of their stretch marks and caressing their stretch marks like some type of sicko. I think she's creepy!

Ha ha. What?! I'm just imagining the frightful scenarios of actually confusing a pancreas and uterus. Do you need a pancreas?

Tammy

I wasnt talking about what you said about afterbirth. I was talking to Harvey. I was referring to thanking Harvey for the compliment. I was being sarcastic.

See, that is why you use quotes from people, for deranged idiots like you who cant follow a conversation.

I can't follow a conversation??? What did you say in post # 64? You seriously are losing it! WOW! You are crazy!

Post 64 did not come from me Tammy, and you know it.

Harvey, that's fine, as long as you're hot, smell good, and have just enough brains to Spell Real Good-Like. That's all you need.

I didn't think you thought men had a Uterus (barring possibly Joel Madden), but women do have Pancreas (-es? -i?).

Speaking of Joel, have you kids heard about Chad Micheal Murray making fun of him? They were having some argument, Joel's all like "Let's finish this inside", and Chad goes "Are you going to bring your bodyguard?"

Dude, when Chad Michael Murray is tougher than you, and people can see you, you've reached the Lowest Of The Douches level in life, and it's time to escape to a tax heaven (one without child-molesting laws, apparently). Forever.

Speaking of pussies...has any of you been on junk feud today and seen Jude Laws itty bitty teeny "weenie"??? Now that is amusing! All you have to do is click on Sienna face! Check it out!
http://www.junk-feud.com/archives/exhibionists-belong-together/

I just want to know why he is changing outside? He knows the stalkeratzi follow his every move, especially since the whole nanny thing. What was he thinking? Obviously not about anything that was a turn on, that's for sure! I would be really embarrassed if I were the nanny at this point.

Oh I'm sure he paid her.

Stretchypoo?

I don't see how anyone could be obsessed with Jude Law. He's weak and completely average.

Can I watch your perfect body in action for a day?

Hey, don't knock on chocolate though. Mmm... chocolate. Fried twinkies, you can knock on those.

Since we are all debating names, I added the exclamation point for that special touch. I agree that Verbal-Terrorist is the best name for you, mainly because I helped coin it. Plus, I would feel like such a bully for nick-naming someone after a possible physical flaw, though sometimes very tempting. These mean boys back in 8th grade used to call a burned victim "Burnt Boy" and that is just beyond hateful. I have cried over less and he always held his head up and I respect that.

Hey VT, if you really are from Canada, I'm a little jealous. Don't you guys get free, unlimited healthcare? I also think a lot of good singers come from Canada and are pretty hot. Well, please do come back soon so we can all have more fun bashing eachother instead of celebrities! I hate you! :o)

Tammy, today is the perfect, hot, muggy day for ice cold beer. You weren't watching Oprah by any chance were you?

Tammy, that was a bastardized quote, yes (fava beans & chianti being the proper dinner accompaniments, of course). And I'm not sure the Pancreas is the most edible of organs. Perhaps a heart with some (undamaged) liver?

Well kids, I've gotta run and finish up some work to wrap up the week. See you next week!

Some Dude loves you all, especially Jude Law & Chad Michael Murray. Mmmm... pansyrific!

For all of those perplexed over the word pancreas, let me share my expertise:

pancreas
pancreases
pancreatalgia
pancreatectomize
pancreatectomized
pancreatectomy
pancreatemphraxis
pancreathelcosis
pancreatic
pancreaticoduodenal
pancreaticoduodenostomy
pancreaticogastrostomy
pancreaticosplenic
pancreatin
pancreatism
pancreatitic
pancreatitis
pancreatization
pancreatize
pancreatoduodenectomy
pancreatoenterostomy
pancreatogenic
pancreatogenous
pancreatoid
pancreatolipase
pancreatolith
pancreatomy
pancreatoncus
pancreatopathy
pancreatorrhagia
pancreatotomies
pancreatotomy
pancreectomy
pancreozymin

loose skin on her belly and all, she is still one of my favorite characters.

well- maybe this means she did loose it using trimspa and not a surgeon

AT FIRSTI THOUGHT THAT WAS A BELT!! GROSS!!

Gross, she used to be so naturally pretty, and had such a nice body 10-15 years ago. She just ruined herself like Pam Anderson did, another naturally pretty girl @ one time. What a pitty. What is it w/Holly"weird" anyway? They will take a naturally attractive girl with God given beauty, and totally screw them up untill they look like some ugly freak in a circus side show. I don't get it, why would anyone want to do that to themselves??!!

Just jump in a vat of Shea Butter instead or eating it next time, Anna!

Well, at least that Tammy character shut the hell up. I don't know how people can argue for that long over a subject like Anna Nicole Smith lol. Rednecks.

Rednecks? haha. If anyone is a redneck its me, not Tammy since Im from Calgary, Canada.

But that is beside the point, we had a good banter. Tammy was arguing a good cause, it wasnt just about Anna Nicole either. Hey, it was extremely entertaining.

And to answer Harvey's question.

Free health care hahahaha, you are lucky you dont live here in Canada, the government is corrupt, they steal our money (i.e. Gomery Inquiry). I pay for health care $134.00 every 3 months. The West hates the East, the East hates the West, every province wants to seperate form each other. Our Governement officials are appointed, not elected, meaning we get the Prime Ministers "buddies" i.e. Mafia, running the show, it sucks!

Its messed here, Paul Martin is a fool.

Hey, we down here in Alberta consider redneck to be a compliment haha

Yeah, well its $134.00 every 3 months, and that is just for me. My daughter is under her dad's plan so I dont pay for her either, if I did it would be double that.

I know, I could never fiugre out why everyone thinks we get free health care. Oh correction, Canada is so messed only us here in Alberta pay for Health Care, as we are considerd "rich" because of our oil. The East takes all of our resource money so that is not true. I used to be proud to be Canadian, now I am not.

Geez and one wonders where rednecks get the bad name from. Picture is pretty nasty but unless she undergoes surgery, the loose skin isn't going anywhere. Should try to cover it up though.

Good god all mighty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

....that's just gross.....*gags*
her skin looks like hell. It's all nasy and, and...Eeewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tammy, darling, one may be thin, but if a woman (or "person," rather) has breasts any bigger than an A cup, MAYBE a B cup, they are almost guaranteed to have stretch marks. Stretch marks are from something in the body causing the skin to stretch faster than it can grow. If you don't have stretch marks, your body probably looks somewhat underdeveloped. So yay for you!

tammy, what's wrong with you?

People can also get stretch marks from working out with heavy weights, especially around the armpit region.

AMANDA YOUR STRETCH MARKS ARE FUCKING GROSS.

That ish looks nasty. It looks worse than James' mangina.

I had to look twice...I thought that was part of the sweater she is wearing. MY GAWD! That is like the old lady on Something about Mary. I can't believe she would let that show! Why is it so much darker then the rest of her skin. I seriously think that is one of the sickest things I have ever seen aside of tubgirl and Brian Peppers. Does she own a mirror? Seriously!!!!

She doesn't have to worry about her tit's drooping down to her knees. I'm sure her excess stomach skin flab already does when not tucked into her jeans.

At what point in my comment did I EVER say that people get stretch marks on purpose? As a matter of fact...the only thing I said about stretch marks is that I have none and I have given birth 4 times! You need to re-read my comment and understand it before you post your nonsense!
I am very familiar with anatomy; structure and function. I know that some people can't help getting stretch marks. People can help minimize them though by not gaining alot of un-necessary weight and/or gaining alot of weight at a rapid pace. I don't even know why you are talking about stretch marks though. I was talking about Anna Nicole being a fat pig, not about stretch marks. What I said was that I hate people blaming their weight problems on procreating. Pregnancy should not be a scapegoat for being fat. If a person is fat, they should get off their ass and do something about it rather then continuing to be fat and blaming it on the pregnancy.
Also...yes, only people that have gained alot of weight get stretch marks. Does anyone that is thin and never gained weight have stretch marks? NO, they don't! If they gain weight then they may get some stretch marks. It's a fact of life and that is in no way me being selfish. That is just what happens.
Now about you...name calling makes you look like trash. Why can't you come up with an intelligent re-buttle rather then calling me names? To me, reading your comment I can't take you seriously as you seem to have an IQ and temperment of a snapping turtle. I assume you live in a trailer and have probably been on an episode or two of cops.

self-absorbed, oxygen thiefs = Anna Nicole
you are super dumb, mean and horrible person, selfish, immature and iGNORANT = name calling = unintelligent = trailer trash

Yep, that about sums it up!
Also, why are you so obsessed with Kate Winslet?

Once again I re-itterate...I never talked about stretch marks other then the fact that I didn't get any and I have givin birth 4 times. There was no question to address. I don't even know where you are going with this. I think you need to calm down and read the original post as all I said was that Anna Nicole is a fat pig. WTF are you talking about.

I don't feel that you have put me down. I am finding your comments quite amusing. There is nothing more to say to you. I can't make my point clear enough because you are so dense. Next time you are dispensing medication (if you are licensed to do that) you need to hook yourself up with some prozac (fluoxetine is the generic name). Thought I'd let you know that since I'm sure generic is all you can afford. If you only knew the truth you'd understand why you look like such a fool!

Do you have a split personality? One minute you are saying you don't live in the US now you are saying you do? I guess CNA's aren't as busy as the real deal. I still don't know of any hospital that lets anyone sit and play on the pc but whatever!

Go fuck yourself. I am tired of your stupidity. Think what you want but you don't make any sense whatsoever! For days you went on about stretch marks. Now this...I never said you said you were 6 hours ahead of me. I SAID THAT! Read things completely before you post more nonsense. I am so sick of trying to explain what I type to you because you are too dense to understand what I said the first time. Another thing...you slam us for making fun of celebrities but then YOU call us names???? Who's the pot calling the kettle black. You my dear are quite a hypocrite! Go stare at your stretch marks in the mirror, go read some more inspiring Kate Winslet articles and live in your imaginary world. I'm sick of your stupidity. You have got to be one of the dumbest people I've blogged with. Worse then the complete imbiciles from weeks ago. My Gawd, I can't believe how stupid you are. I'm in awe!

You really need to comprehend, this is what I said.

6 hours ahead of you? Where did you come up with that

direct quote from above.

I will leave now, you are no fun, because you cant trash talk and your posts are so bad, unbelievable.

Damn, so much of my "J'accuse!" schtick. There I go making a typo. That will teach me to touch myself still thinking about them free handjobs while making wisecracks about others and their group sex dreams. Shame on me!

Careful Some Dude...you will soon be added to her "have serious mental problems and need help" title. Also...she can't keep her stories straight and always says she's going away but never does. I digress...have fun with this one. She is a barrell of laughs. I hope you have plenty of time to explain what you wrote, because she can never understand anything.

Nah, I'm too busy for too many long posts, Tammy. Besides, I already know I have serious mental problems, duh. I smell nice though, so I'm fine.

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Thanks!

FUCK YOU FUCKERS! I AM SICK OF YOU MAKING FUN OF ME WHEN ALL I DID WAS BE A GOOD MUM AND STICK UP FOR THE CELEBRITIES THAT NEED MY WISDOM AND I DON'T THINK I AM BETTER THEN YOU OR ANYONE ELSE SO YOU SHOULD STOP IT RIGHT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! I HAVE GOTTEN A HEADACHE FROM YOU BEING SUCH STUPID HEADS. I HAVE TO GO CLEAN UP SOME AFTERBIRTH NOW. YOU ALL SUCK! I HATE YOU FUCKERS!!!

You call that a compliment. Okay, you're welcome.

Remember, never confuse a Uterus with a Pancreas, no matter how much alike they might sound.

How is saying you have to go clean up afterbirth being sarcastic??? Whatever!

Tammy is a fucking dum hore! I hate her! Harvey and Tammy should go fuk eachother and leave these poor defensless celebrity's alone! Just because I have stretch marks from my tits to my ankles doens't make me any better then you and you shouldn't judge me for it. I am smarter then all of you because I clean up afterbirth and that doens't make me a bad person. I am a good person adn a good mum and Iam proud to say I have stratch marks. FUCK U ALL!!!!

Oh and for the girl who cleans up afterbirth. I feel for you. But could you use a different name for posting so I dont get mixed up with you, no offence, I understand a typo or two, but honestly its hard to read with so many spelling mistakes.

This psycho cracks me up! I agree with Some Dude...she obviously jealous because Tammy has a rockin body and unknown psycho poster is a fat used up cow!

So what are some of your orginal usernames?

Harvey (92), that's exactly what I'm talking about. When that bratty, crybaby pussy owns you, then you are Truly Owned.

I suppose the details of Pancreas-related grammar will have to remain a mistery, since after all there's usually only one per person, so I guess it wouldn't come up in conversation often.

Unknown stretchmark lovin freako needs a name. I'm tired of typing Unknown stretchmark lovin freako. What name could we dub her????

That is a good one. From now on I dub her Stretchypoo! Thanks Harvey! I think that Some Dude is obsessed with Jude Law or something. He has posted nothing since I posted that link. Where are you Some Dude?

Except his penis is definately below average. Sad sad sad
I thought of another name for stretchpoo....what do you think of Unslim Stretchy? I know that is leading right back to way too much typing and I will keep stretchypoo but I think it is funny all the same.

No, I've been at work all day and don't have a TV here to watch. My apologies. Did I miss a segment on how to overcome the depression from being a fat cow? I am drinking a beer right now with my co-workers. Next time I get a good pic of me I will post it so you can see what eating all you want and not worrying about it does for a body. Some Dude...when are you going to have me over for dinner (post # 97 and #99)?

Verbal Terrorist...what do you mean you have to pay for health care? $134.00 a month. Even here I only pay $10.00 a week for my health insurance. If I had to add my daughters to it then it would be outlandish. Thank goodness they are covered under there dads insurance. I was under the assumption that health care was free where all you rednecks are? (hahaha, joke)

Ohh more irony hahah

Im not obsessed with her, you just never addressed my question, which you still are unable to do (unintelligent). She has stretch marks, has spoke out about people who make fun of people because of them, and she has never been fat. That is my point. Was that easy enough for you to figure out?

Also dont steal my insults, makes you Americans look even more terrible. Cant even come up with your own ideas.

I never said I lived in the US, can you read! I said I wasnt 6 hours ahead of anyone living in the US.

Clear enough. God you are so dense, cant even comprehend!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She said Afterbirth!

Harvey, the Pancreas produces digestive enzymes and various hormones, insulin being the most important of those. So without it, you'd get diabetes and have trouble digesting stuff. On the upside, you'd be less horny. Well, maybe that's another downside.

A Uterus is optional equipment, especially so for men, I'd imagine.

Confusing the two is trouble, though. Especially since they're located in the same general area!

Yeah, impersonating people is just naughty. Relatively original monikers are the good stuff. for example "Some Dude is a Douche, Your Mommy is a Whore" is a catchy one. And thanks to the magic of cookies, you only have to type it once, and then enjoy it forever! And ever... and ever... and ever...

What the hell is unknown person talking about? This chick is coo coo for co co puffs!

Tammy, I'm not sure. Sure you can say "Many a pancreas." But you can't say "I'd like to eat me a couple of pancreas with red beans and a nice zinfandel." See? Perhaps it's "Pancreasi".

Hahahahaha. I really am a douche.

It's kinda mean. How about Afterbirth?

I was being sarcastic Harvey

I copied and pasted again. Are you proud? Don't I look smart?

For Christ sake Tammy, its not me and YOU KNOW IT!

It would if you were pancreatically (sp?) mutating or if you were a pancreas doctor talking about all of the pancreas (-es? -i?) you saw that day.

Im far from fat and I dont have a ton of stretchmarks like the other girl who posted pics of hers, I only got two on my side, so stretchy poo and unslim stretch dont fit. Why dont we call me verbal-terrorist, as Harvey previously said, got a nice ring to it!

WOW!

Stretch marks are so hot! I think they look like cute, little crawling earthworms.
YUCK!!! (I know you are being sarcastic)
Have you ever seen termite damaged wood? Now that is something to compare them to! BLAH!

Some Dude...Is that a quote from Silence of the Lambs? It does sound like something Hannible Lectur would say! Wanna have me over for dinner??? hahaha

Sorry, I was busy printing that picture, then licking it until it was finally so ruined from the licking I had to eat it.

Actually, I got bombed with emails and I was wading through the pile there.

Stretch marks are so hot! I think they look like cute, little crawling earthworms. Written sarcasm can often be lost on me. And I know men aren't equipped with a uterus. Ha. Remember, I at least have some brains, though not much.

Chad Michael Murray is one of the brattiest pussies I have ever seen. Did anyone see him in The Making of House of Wax on MTV? What a crybaby loser!

I have no idea how to properly pluralize pancreas.

I removed many a pancreas today...That is how you say it!

But I made that reference for the sake of M & M which we all know fat people enjoy due to the chocolateness of them. They are also easy to pour entire bag in your mouth at once! I think fat people probably do that alot??

Awesome. Awesome To The Max.

Unknown (80), Coveting/Envying Thy Neighbor's Nice Tight Ass is the Eleventeenth Sin, as we all know. It's a tough way to live, commiting the Eleventeenth Sin all the time.

How do I know it? WTF are you talking about. It looks like the same BS you are always spewing to me? What ever! Go eat some co co puffs then clean up some more after birth! FREAKO! Also post #86??? Trying to impersonate me to make me look dumb...no, you do a fine job of that already all by yourself!

I hate to be the flaccid penis spokesperson but they are not representative of their full span potential.

I say we call her The Love Kangaroo. Since she seems to be from somewhere in the down-under and loves us all. Plus, naughty things posted here make her jump a lot.

Ohhhh, dont I feel special. Trying to impersonate me to make me look dumb because you cant do so otherwise.
HAHA

I think pancreas is plural on it's own...just like the word sheep!

No, I am quite aware of that but I would say it is smaller then the average limp penis. It does appear he has been swimming though (swim trunks)...maybe that would explain the "shrinkage"??? If that, in fact is the case.

A few days I called her a snapping turtle due to her aggression and IQ. I disagree that she is down under or maybe she just can't keep track of her stories. She uses the words mum and says she hates americans but claims she is in the same time zone as me (central). I know that Austrailia is not the same time zone as me nor is England. I don't know where she is from but I believe she is truly crazy! There for Kanga Koo Koo is fitting as well!

Maybe it's camera shy and retreating like a turtle. They have minds of their own. And that's the fucking worst time of all, when you're Jude Law and in front of cameras.

For the record, I am from the beatiful country Canada. Go for it, chew me up!

Where did unknown "I love stretch marks" freako go? Where did everyone go? Stop staring ad Jude Laws no penis and get back on this site where you are supposed to be dammit!

Hmmm... I don't know, I wuv Canadians and you don't sound like one of 'em. They're very polite and always saying "There's some great cheap property here we can hold for you..." Well, that's my Canadian friends at any rate.

canada? the country where the French sent all their fucking rejects? The refrigerator of the world? the cuntry of the ca-knuckleheads? where they doo'nt knew how too pro-noonce things properly, eh?

So she is fat, unshaven, loves stretch marks and is coo coo. We can call her Yeti? I can't discount how she gets hopping mad though. How about "Kanga Yeti"?

Yes FBI, but they make great bacon to put on Pizza!

How about Miss Jumping Crab-Maple, in honor of the beloved Simpsons character and the alleged location of her domicile (also the jumping)?

Well its been a slice, I am about to leave work and the doc is back on Monday so I will have no time to come over here and dish out to you guys a little of what you dish out to every celebrity there is. Taste of your own medicine perhaps. I really wish I would have stumbled on this website on Monday, then we could have had a whole week of fun! But the convo has gone bad now anyway, no one has any good trash talk except for Harvey. He was the better trash talker out of the lot of you.

So long! I laughed my arse off this week thanks to you guys.

Maybe I will come back someday if I get the chance, I guess I could logg on at home but I have better things to do when I am not at work. Enjoy my social life, which you Tammy have none.

And the chick who spits out 4 kids is "THE USED UP BITCH"

tata

Have a great weekend!

P.S. I like it with Pineapple! YUMMY YUMMY to my thin perfect no stretch mark belly! I think I will go eat an entire pizza tonight with extra cheese and some hot wings too. I don't have to watch my weight. I am so lucky. Boy that sounds good! I have to drink a couple of beers with my co-workers here at work first. It's our Friday 5 pm ritual!

I doubt she has a pc at home in her trailer. Anyway...I wish you could see me. I would love to have you watch me for a day so you can see how completely wrong you are. It is sad that you attack me because I have no stretch marks and a perfect body. Especially after spitting out 4 kids with the same father that I have been with since I was 18. Tsk Tsk. Go eat your chocolate for your anti depressant and watch some show where they tell you how I am the mean evil one because I'm not a fat cow like you.
P.S. OINK OINK! (thought that was more at your level sow)