So when she adopts these babies do they get to feed on her succulent breastsesses?

The shirt Maddox is wearing probably costs more than my entire wardrobe for a work week.

haha...ya, the amount Maddox's hairstylist got paid for bleaching his hair was probably more than my annual salary.

damn you, Adoption Mega Lottery!

Hello! das bild ist ja ewig süß habt ihr noch mehr davon könnt ihr sie mir schicken finde den burschen total süß

i think hes got the coolest name ever!
my cats named after him!

um i think Maddox is very cute ^_^ but what's up the website address? i thought it was kinda mean to call a child or any individual a bastard. And FYI: He is an adopted child so that doesnt make him a bastard.

Sokha, unless you are a hot chick, I'm going to have to rip on your comment.

bastardly is just the frickin domain name...if you look at all the stuff we post up here it's not only about illegitimate children...aka bastards

...the purpose of this post was to praise how lucky Maddox is...i mean, he has a MILF for a mom and got to suck on her titties for nourishment...that's one lucky bastard (not in the literal sense...in case you get offended).

and i agree with faisal...before he won the ms. jolie lottery, maddox (or whatever his name was before that...prolly #3975839) was a bastard because he was illegitimate and probably born out of wedlock.

oh my gosh u people (steve, faisal, and u asshole, 10jackson) are mean..in a weird way. look, i didnt know what the purpose of this site is so get off my back! sheesh besides it's just my opinion for goodness sake. in an odd way, this site is um..okay i guess.

at first, i was a bit insulted that u said this and that to me but now i'm cool. Okay i agreed Maddox is one lucky asian but dude (10Jackson) why u gotta mention her stuff man...eww. I know it's human nature but dang dude. U people have such foul mouths.

Moe (and Jackson), yes i am a college chick living in southern california and almost everything u said about me is so...awfully correct that i am very astonished! but u are wrong on one thing, I'm not white. I'm a slacking asian chick so =P. Hey i cant help it if school is boring and hard.

ANd another thing, I was just searching on google.com about Maddox and his mother since i'm a fan of her and then i saw this domain name address with Maddox and so i was curious and thank goodness it's not a porn site!

porn is bad.

BUT varian's a good guy. I'm sure the women with whom Varian engages in his movies love him dearly.

dude jax, i thought you were only into Bhetnameeth music. we need more crazy gangsta photos of bhetnameeeth brothas

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/06/14/laugh-or-be-afraid/

GOD DAMN, THOSE GUYS ARE HARD!!

dude...i must admit, it was this ONE time (ONE TIME I SAY) when i was doing the "trendy" asian thing and we were at the karaoke room place late night....and one of my friends put that song on.... thought the chick singing was cute....in her goddam pocahontas looking outfit.!!! and yoo seung joon doing his puffy moves in his mo money mo problems outfit!!!! oh yea!!! i know that video oh too well!!!!!!! same girl sokha knows what i'm talking about!

YES, that song is catchy and I LIKE IT!!!!!

...oh, and i only know one other korean song...kiss, because i'm a girl....it's because this damn girl had it always playing on her asian avenue page....yes, back in those days when it was cool to have a screen name on that!!!!! oh yea....trendy asian days baby!!!!!!!!!

Jackson, you should do a post on fobby music, so that you do not taint the maddox jolie post as there will be a lot of white people visiting.

While we're on the topic of fobby music, I jsut want to say that the Indian music & movie industries are 2nd only to the industries in the United States. For some reason, I think the Indians have the most rhythm compared to all other asian nations...just watch that Bhetnamese thap bhideo (rap video) for confirmation.

maaaaleeesaaaa, your kind words are to much, man. I owe you so many drinks once we meet that either I will go into severe debt or you will suffer severe alcohol poisoning. :-)

Hahahahah ... lets hope its both Fas!!!

I was in Davis this weekend ... but alas ... did not get to taste the sweet juice and loads of alcohol in the Wiki. We started so early, that by 9pm I almost passed out. Yes ... not one of my better nights. I think I'm getting old. Dammit.

haha, sad. That's almost Brian Tran style. I'M KIDDING!

anyone who is still on this site tell me what i am

well i abosulutely love angie
im against the pervetes online if u want to see boobs get a girlfriend and maybe just maybe she would let u have a look
you do not use the word bastard 4 a kid

Never have such dribble been written in history sad west. Soon all racist reactions will be put in type cast pot. HA

SexyChick...the word Bastard is used to describe a child born out of wedlock. Get your facts straight!
Pink...Speak ENGLISH!

Maddox is very cute (No bastards here)

Maddox is really really lucky. Good thing he is cute or else I will be jealous. I might be cute too if I have rich gorgeous mom like that Goddess.

I don't think Maddox's hair was bleached.. it's a harmless spray-on fun color. Mostly used at halloween and easy to wash out.

wowwwww!!!!!!!! maddox is very sweet child:)

Lisa ich glaub die können alle kein deutsch:)Des kind is voll gestylt ey wenn der älter wird wowwwwwww!!!!!:)

Maddox is not Asian!

I love Ange but I can't imagine her treating kids as dogs, you know is like when you wake up in the morning and think: today is a really clear day I'm going to adopt a baby-boy.... I don't think she is such as stupid and silly woman because above all she is a children's bodyguard....or at least that's what I think...

Is this kid really lucky? I mean, when he's older, he'll compare every girl he meets to his mom, and, well... you get the idea.

Someone please translate :-)

in the year 2027 and will be reveared by the khmer people. The chaos caused in 2004 buy their king's abdication will still be unresolved, and the khmer, wanting peace will turn to Maddox. Maddox Voight will be crowned emperor of cambodia and he will marry a calogen injected Thai transvestite. Maddox will endulge in caligula-esque orgies(behavior learned at hollywood cocktail parties at the Mondrian), and his reign will descent into a sadistic nightmere. Maddox's rule will be chaotic, bratty, violent and egomanical; an odd blend of Britany Spears, Pol Pot, Mao, and Liza Minelli.

^^oh really? nver knew that but still i dont think any child or individual should be called a bastard regardless of whether they are or not.

Same Chick - we know our women, baby. Damn right, baby.

Now that you've said you're asian, I'd have to say that you're either Cambodian (Maddox Jolie's race) or Chinese (From Da Hunan province, yo). Leaning more toward Chinese only because they are starting to outnumber native californians now. Side note: Since you say you in so cal (if you're close to LA), then I'd have to favor Korean than the other two I mentioned above. The only place with more Koreans than LA in the States is Virginia and that's obviously out of the question.

And as for your major in college: hmmm....this is a toughy. Either finance or one of the sciences (pre-med?)---sorry for the stereotype.

okay... i was just going through old music videos on my hard drive....reminiscing about the above mentioned.... totally off the subject but whatever happen to those tasty female S Club 7 members?!?!??! ooooohhwhhweeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

"He is an adopted child so that doesnt make him a bastard."

you are a bastard before you are adopted, ok. plus, those two things have nothing in common, so stop confusing people. either way, there is nothing wrong with being a bastard child, alright. At bastardly.com, we love bastards & their horny parents!

Same Chick, you should use your name. Since I cannot guess your name, let me try to guess your race, age & location:

Location: You sound cool as you don't take our jokes seriously, so you're definitely not from the south. You don't sound stuck up & haven't mentioned money, so you're not Jewish & not from the north east. You have slight hints of a personality, so I'm now gonna take a wild guess and say you're from my Cali. Since you do use a computer, I'd settle on the more techie northern cali, but your personality is spewing So. Cal b/c of your superficial interests in a Hollywood star's adopted child! haha.

Secondly, your age. Since you initially took offense to the word bastard, I would have to say you're in college. Your personality is just being formed and you have very a rigid belief system (which is understandable).

Race: I'd have to say white. This one's tough. Asian chicks have opinions, but htey are mostly quiet and never seem to express them except to their own set of asian friends or asian oriented websites. plus, they are busy studying for exams. Therefore, you are either a slacking Asian chick (I know my share) or a white chick. I go with white chick only because you're not in No. Cal where asians out number whites 2:1. haha

Oh by the way, I can tell you for a fact that jackson has a foul mouth. Actually, I don't know if it's as foul as it is dirty.

porn is a genre of movie entertainment. all performers are legit professionals in their craft.

would varian agree with my statement?

hey fas....so does this seem like we have a new reader to the website?!! YES!!!!

same chick, sorry to hear that you're not a snow bunny....but we likes asians a lot here too.....and stay in school!....and don't do drugs!

....we need some hot south american correspondents damnitt!!!!

Steve, where you smokin' the ganja in that last comment?

i will now refer to myself as "10jackson" so...Same Chick, yes, i will talk about my love for boobies as much as i want to on this site...i think it's a compliment to ms. jolie that she has been proclaimed to have such succulent sweet mother of god breastsessess.

So Same Chick...are you white as Moe has deemed? Are you telling me that you are not a fan of the boobies? I'd say that the majority of our readers here are....and ms jolie would make some of our females readers go lezzzbian....the hot type.

Moe, I agree that she's probably in Cali...i dunno, just cause i don't think we've had comments from random places like south dakota.

everyone calls each other a bastard...for myself it's usually preceeded by the word 'sick'...yes, i am a sick bastard...self-proclaimed and won't deny it. please feel free to send a pic of yourself to comments@phatchicks.com if you are a nice snow bunnie that i'd like to stare profusely at...thank you.

so counting...

miss + you + me + varian + steve + Wavin + Samantha + Same Chick(You need to change this) = total of 8!

Hopefully we can break into double digit territory before the year's up (doubt it)!

Same Chick(You need to change this), hopefully you can last longer than other girls in the past. Also, a random request if you get bored one day. If you're close to Roscoes in LA, please go there on a sunday morning and take a photo of the place with of all the brotha's and sistahs standing outside. God, I love that place!

same chick is definetly from california; she has a self rightousness and an earnestness that could only come from a soft, peripheral land of highways, strip malls and little common experience. She's vapid and bland like the state of california itself; "mellowed" by it's endless volumes of consumerism and third world diversity. The Zuka Juices, the Del Tacos, and those damn Toyota delearships have melted her mind, and her brain cannot formulate a humourous quip. Homogenous societies are much more productive; just read the WEF national economic productivity rankings. Go Scandi-Land, get busy, it's your birthday, white power, white power, can ya hear me?

yeah faisal u stereotype a lot and i'm a bit offended but...anyhow i am cambodian and jus to let u know the name Same Chick and Sokha is the same person lol my gosh what loser! haha j/k but i am both person so...

so u only favored korean? that's cool. I like them too. I often listen to their music on KMC on international channel. U should check it out if u havent done so. So most of u guys here are like white or sumthing? I wont be coming here often but i'll just come sometimes to check and stuff if u dont mind

Why don't we have a bastardly.com party? I think the party should be held in Provo, Utah at the base of the massive Wasatch Mountains. Let's have V bring some asian porn sluts, I'll supply the beverages and the aircraft, Jackson can bring the giao-sze/flied lice/steamed cat(whatever it is that those subtropical beasts fill their intestine with), Faizal will bring an Indian weddin band. We'll give those mormonoids the wildest spectacle since Brigham Young and Joe Smith "wives swapped" in Nauvoo, Ill in 1845.

I don't mean to offend you. We are all about love, my friend!

As for your who's white question:

Well, we know for a fact that steve is white as can be & jewish (possibly has some ruskie in him, as well). I know you're proudly smiling right now, steve.

Same Chick- Stay and read us for a while. You should just do as I do (I imagine Sam does this too) and just write when you have something to write and ignore everything else. Boys will be boys and with these guys it gets pretty intense. I suppose everything is this world is meant for every single person's approval.

I know Fasial, him and I have been college friends for years. I love him to death. He really means no harm. I guess I'm just lucky I get to read everything he writes the way I would picture him saying it. The guy is HILARIOUS.

I don't know Jackson ... but I suppose I know him enough to say he's harmless too. Any friend of the Chan Man is a friend of mine. Don't take anything he says personally. He's just a guys guy. He loves naked women and doesn't hide the fact that he does. I admire that. Hes got class.

So SAME CHICK your opinion is important. Put us on your favorites list. Visit Bastardly.com everyday and say something whenever you feel like it. I know I check it every morning when I come into work. Bastardly for breakfast... its YUMMY!

wo ho ho....there's a lot of koreans in virginia?!?!?!! mutha fucka...damn, i gotta go over there!

only korean music i know.....yoo seung jun when he did that song with yuki hsu....ooh, and in the music video they were on a date a chili's.....ooh, yes, chili's, such a fine establishment for dates.....uh, yeah. okay, i'm being retarded...

...oh, and Same Chick...i'm chinese, though i like the snow bunnies and colombians i am very chinese...it's a phase. i come to bastartly.com every day...shoot, as i wane away my hours of being ass-raped by corporate america i constantly press the refresh button hoping that there's a new comment up by someone for me to respsond too...

and yes, i do like naked women...and fas, you talking about the roscoe's on pico st?

LMAo jackson and all u fellas are hilarious! i'm shredding tears rite now and yeah i think i changed my mind. I'll stick around ^_^ this site is awesome. and hey jackson i loved that video t0o that was why i had it recorded so i can watch it over and over again (along w/ other korean and non-korean music).

oopsies ^_^ hehe my bad. my computer is slow...