Hiromi Oshima - Before Playboy
Monday, August 9th, 2004 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson
Part time correspondant Varian Gray has made us privy to his plethora of knowledge in regards to Playboy Centerfold Hiromi Oshima. Read his previous comments from this post.
I'd like to say that he has been gracious enough to tell us about how he'd previously been in a serious relationship with Hiromi and how she "left him because of fame and fortune with Playboy." That's some fucked up shit, I tell you! Varian was also gracious enough to tell us that her amazing breasts are indeed real....YES!!! However, that sweet girl from Tokyo that he met years ago is no more. Varian, it's some fucked up shit what she did to you...we could rip on her under the generalization of girls who leave guys for the BBD (Bigger Better Deal) but we'll leave that to you if you wanna vent out how much of a pain in the ass she is/was.
This is in no way a site dedicated to her hotness. But indeed it is a post that allows you readers a chance to see what she looked like before Playboy snatched her away from Varian.

...as Varian mentioned in an earlier post of his, check out one of his favorite movies, "Different Strokes 15: Bad Ass Bikini Babes". Go to your nearest Castle Megastore and find a copy today!
holla!
[Update]: Please make sure to check out the next post in our series on Hiromi Oshima.
I'd like to say that he has been gracious enough to tell us about how he'd previously been in a serious relationship with Hiromi and how she "left him because of fame and fortune with Playboy." That's some fucked up shit, I tell you! Varian was also gracious enough to tell us that her amazing breasts are indeed real....YES!!! However, that sweet girl from Tokyo that he met years ago is no more. Varian, it's some fucked up shit what she did to you...we could rip on her under the generalization of girls who leave guys for the BBD (Bigger Better Deal) but we'll leave that to you if you wanna vent out how much of a pain in the ass she is/was.
This is in no way a site dedicated to her hotness. But indeed it is a post that allows you readers a chance to see what she looked like before Playboy snatched her away from Varian.
...as Varian mentioned in an earlier post of his, check out one of his favorite movies, "Different Strokes 15: Bad Ass Bikini Babes". Go to your nearest Castle Megastore and find a copy today!
holla!
[Update]: Please make sure to check out the next post in our series on Hiromi Oshima.

























I don't know about the boobs, man.
Not too good of an influence on our young readers.
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So, Varian, while you guys are chillin' on the beach nakid, does she let you fool around like any Japanese girl would?!
Also, how does a Jap girl end up w/ a black guy? No offense, dogg! Give us the scoop, my brotha!
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Seriously, can we hyperlink these pictures instead of posting them on the front page. I almost got in trouble for looking at the Jessica Alba pics. One of the head honchos saw me looking at the site and warned me about doing such stuff. If he saw this I could get fired.
Moe, in Hawaii you see Black guys with Japanese girls all the time in Waikiki. The Japanese girls love Kokujin.
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It's do-able....I don't know if Janice will approve our "publication" that the Q/A will be posted but it's worth a shot. I'm trying to look up pics of that chick...is she illegally cute? or barely legal?
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I believe one of them is 18 & another is 21.
They are the typical model, man. Just tall & lanky. I guess you'd consdier them hot more than cute.
Ya, I don't think we're publication material either, that's why I'm holding off in my response to her. The Hiromi material throws out our fashion credibility (even though Hiromi is hot). haha
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Missy- the puerto rico trip sounds damn inticing, man. I think I could get at least a couple people to bite on it. Can you even buy tickets so far ahead in the future? Also, I wonder if feb falls into the offseason?
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Mr. Varian
We hear from reliable sources that you beat her up and treated her very badly? What do you guys think of that?
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Robert, what's your reliable source? Hiromi? We've heard a lot of this "friend of a friend of a friend" crap.
Varian beat up Hiromi?! Robert, you callin' Varian a bloody liar & broken hearted ex?
I emailed Hiromi recently for a interview request but no response (yet). Hiromi, we just wanna have a little fun. We won't bite!
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where kinda i find these pictures? I have the issue of playboy and would like to see her before she got snatched up by them.
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I know that, i just thing she's beautiful and would like to see more of her. there is so little of her on the net. its impossible to find, and when i do find some on a board there taken down. if you have any could you email them to deceased@gmail.com .id really appreciated it. and if you want a gmail account ill send you an invite.
thanks
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I'm getting very worried about this. Varian has not made any statements in a while. A lot of suspicious searches are comin' up:
"hiromi oshima varian" x 4
"varian gray blog" x 2
"hiromi oshima photos with varian gray" x 1
...and that's just today!
Very fishy indeed.
Jax, your analysis. hehe
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"I'm wondering if she's smarter than teh average playmate becuase she's asian." Why do you americans actually beleive that east asians are intelligent. They've lost 95% of the world computer programming championships(nearly all won by Russians, czechs, and poles), have only 7% of the world's 500 richest people, have extremely low scientific publication rates(read the 15 July 2004 NATURE), have much lower per capita incomes, and are disproportionately undrerepresented in nearly field of academic achievement(Nobel Prizes, Field's Prizes, % of world's physicians, % of world's patents, etc). Only 3 east asians(all chinese) are among the world's top 100 chess players. If anything asians are quite dumb.
Hiromi Oshima is a vacuous slut. Back in April I saw two black guys double team her in public! It was behind the Marlin Hotel on Ocean Drive. Absolutely disgucting. She's a filthy negro cock whore. The only reason the chick has a skull is to keep her ears apart.
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oh boy... look at this. i finally found my way back to this post (it moved). and hell, y'all have been very busy. where do i begin?...
chrissakes "Steve", and "Robert" (if that indeed are your names), i'm really curious to know who the hell you two guys are. likely new entries in young Ms. Oshima's life because i don't know you two. and this talk about reliable sources... if they're so reliable, how about naming them? and bagging on the poor girl the way you two have so far... means obviously that you're not good friends with her because if you were, why would a "friend", say such things?
for the rest of the readers, either of these two cats could be getting info from an American ex-business parter of mine from North Carolina (you know who you are), that completely ripped off all the web-content (including personal Hiromi/Varian pics and vid), we produced in Mexico, et. al., when Hiromi and i flew to Miami together and i was taken in custody by U.S. Customs for being on probation and not having permission to leave the country. but then again, the two gentlemen have not demonstrated enough personal knowledge of what was really up last year so it is my guess that the info they're getting has been a bit distorted through the 3rd party grapevine.
as far as me abusing young Hiromi.. i think not. Hiromi is a tough little girl. anytime the two of us got into fights and shit got broken around the house, i usually let her come out on top (i have the scars to prove it). but que sera sera. couples fight. and as far as me turning our little Japenese cutie into a complete freak... yes, i take full credit for it. yes, i was the first one to go back-side with girl. yes, i got her with her first girl(s). and yes, she loved every freaky minute of it.
however, i do doubt the validity of the tale about her at the Marlin hotel with Nelly and Juvenile. sure, she was in Nelly's vid "Shake Ya Tailfeather", but it's not likey she went so far as to let them film her since she is so hyper-conscious about her career and goals, she destroyed any and all xxx stuff i had of her and i. she's a very smart and calculating girl and generally makes wise choices. so, this story is likely embellished from her kickin it with these fellas at one time or another. no, i'm not doubting she got down with two guys (she's not afraid of a 3-some, i can assure you), i'm just doubting that it's taped.
and i think it was "Steve", who spoke of Jarmo. i'd have to agree with his assessment about him being a slippery pimp-type. when i was taken in to Federal custody, i talked to Jarmo, et. al. on the phone. he assured me they were looking out for her. well, in the end... Hiromi told me in letters (yes, i still have them), and over the phone to not trust these guys in South Beach that we thought were our friends. she told me that they were telling she needed to leave me for them to continue to try to get her into Playboy. remember fellas, we're talking big money for whoever is acting as her agent/manager. any smart businessman would understandably want to tie up any loose ends that might get in the way of getting paid. i can tell you that my heart was breaking everytime Hiromi and i would be on the phone and she cried her eyes out that we couldn't be together. she even flew up to Seattle to attend my court hearings as that was where my original legal troubles came out of. during this time though, Hiromi explained that even though these guys were slimy... she needed to use them to get where she was going. again fellas, she's a smart, calculating (typically Japenese), and cold when it comes to her achieving her goals. nothing and no one will slow her determination.
in closing guys... like i've said in the past, this post have been pretty entertaining for me. it's allowed me to relive a bit of my personal history that i look back on with both fondness and regret. all in all i still respect Hiromi as a person. she was the love of my life. (my only engagement ever) i do wish good things for her in her life and career. i want her to be happy whatever she does. if she's making any bad decisions now, i can assure you, it's outside influences fogging up her vision.
let's keep this blog hater-free
don't be so vicious, guys
word to your mother
Varian
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Alex doesn't speak japanese. When japanese speakers call, Hiromi takes over. The taped conversation was not an "interview," but a prank call from a woman pretending to be a "scout" recruiter for the japanese porn label WAANZ FACTORY. The taped phone conversation will be part of the lead in introduction of the hardcore Hiromi video when it is released online at $19.95 per download. Wanna record it and start streaming it to others? Cool, doesn't bother me, that's makes the net so much fun, FREE PORN. I'm just waiting for her name to get a little bit bigger; they fall harder that way(or in the case of Paris Hilton, it's just another puff of air to make them ever larger).
"that would be a crime." Well, you might call it a crime, but if you can't apprehend the "criminal" and force punishment upon them, then as far as the perpetrator is concerned, the "crime" doesn't exist. What does exist is a wacky, slightly low return biz venture. Actually, I could be doing Hiromi a huge favor; she has very bad PR/management at the moment. If she's so "cold, smart and calculating" why does she have a goyim managing her career? The Nips are so meshugena, will they ever learn...Oy vay
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well Mr. Steve... don't wait too long to release your goods because someone else may beat you to the punch. there are in existence at least 3 mini DV tapes of Hiromi and i doing whatever we did when we were still kickin it. these tapes are no longer in my possession but i do have a bead on just where they're likely are stashed. these tapes were made for fun, not for profit. the girl likely will never do actual porn.
and to why that person is her agent/manager?... yes, i agree.... that was a whack decision. but after the Feds took me in custody at the airport in Miami, i told the girl...."do not sign anything". well, a week later she signed something and probably will be stuck to whatever contracts she signed for a long time to come. it was a probably a good idea to learn a little more English before signing a complicated legal document written in a language that you haven't even mastered yet.
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dude, there is so much shit behind this girl & her complicated career.
Anyway, all this bloody chatter about sex tapes is really funny b/c our visitors haven't seen anything yet. Steve anyway you can capture a couple harmless still image of the interview & vid for a post to stir up some excitement?! It will do 2 things:
create buzz & of course prove to everyone (including var) that the shit does indeed exist
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dude, Moe and Steve
There is so much shit between your years and none between Steve's legs. This is a pathetic example of a small man who gets his rocks of by watching too much porno. Why don't you guys try to get some real news??? I went trough your site and I did not really find anything original? By the way... your traffic stats also shows less than 500 visitors a day. You need to get some better news and try to leave the small stuff behind. Otherwise you'll never make it... and that's less than lame
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Everybody hates good Steve gone bad... He has left too many open bad ends. You have to be good in this world to make it... and not talk kaka shit as your mouth opens. You know you like gossip but hey... there have to be some truth to the facts as well. You just cannot go and make up some shit as wind blows... it will catch up sooner or later and that's exatly what's happening to Steve.
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Hey could someone mail me the hiromi video as I am getting courious about its content. A lot of people getting so exited about.
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Shit, this is the best thread on the internet. Who knew that Hiromi was such a turned out little slut? Way to go, your doing god's work. Now I just hope the chickenhead wins PMOY and "Steve" releases that tape, Happy Happy Joy Joy!
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You guys ... I mean all of you are like clowns. You are listening for all kinds of bull-crap and I cannot believe that you actually believe all the crap that you are writing About Hiromi??? I should sell you some .com stock because you seem to be so stupid that I think that I could actually sell you some. Do you really think that our Japanese jewel has done all this bull-crap that you are talking about. Get real... She is doing so good and she so successful that no Playmate has reached anything this close for years. Just because there are few guys with small dick in a silly fantasy land who think that they have going on... does not mean jack-shit. I still cannot believe how cheap you clowns are... Instead mocking this Japanese beauty you should be proud that she is on top of her world. And trust me! There are no black penises or gang-bangs in Ms. Oshima's world like some like to white and fantasize. I see all this like there are few bad apples in a basket who are under-developed with small penises. This is a way for them to come out and get satisfaction. (Only way I mean). And by the way ... for all of you out there. Grow up some.
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Somebody.... at least you could identify yourself so we knew that good guys from that bad.
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Ms. Oshima has made some new friends who know what really went down and what's the simple truth. Varian, I understand you well and I support you to certain level. Sometimes life can be cruel. But I think you're ok. Steve in the other hand needs help I'm Just somebody who works with Hiromi's road manager in LA and I would like to stay out of this ... But how can I??? when the truth been twisted completely by Steve. It hurts to read his sick rhyme specially when you know that it's all bullshit. Varian, I'm sure I don't have to proof you anything about the truth. Because you already what Steve says is wrong.
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Man, I hope you titty fucked her at least.
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Hey,
How'bout some Japanese dicks for ya fellas.
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Why is she in Playboy and not in Hustler? geez, she sounds like a filthy whore - me likes that! hahaha.
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I need porn!
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okay, I know this is a year old. But I never had a better reading material online. man, reading some of what steve said make me hate jews. really. no offence to any other sane jews but man, if this is what hitler saw i'd second the motion just because someone like steve exists. i've got a plenty of jewish friends. but steve is really shitting on the rest of his "people". i really want to retaliate but then again, it is a year old news and trashing while hiding behind a monitor is retarded. on a more lighter note, i think hiromi is alright. i don't expect any girl that became a playmate to have the easiest career. 1 out of 2 ppl have dicks afterall.
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very nice boobs, may be waiting for me to suck these boobs gently, softly and hardly.
kevintaylor_chap@hotmail.com
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does steve still post here?and don't worry kay...steve has a special place in hell reserved for him...i'm sure he knows that.
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I can't believe I read that whole thing...
Why do we love drama?
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I dont give a fuck if this is 2yrs. old!!!
Steve,
Some lame ass guy is always crying about why some black guy got to get some girl, like he had anything other than fucking on his mind too. If they are so stupid, etc. Why the fuck are you worried about them or the women who want them? Maybe guys like you are little bitches who have penis envy because your money and prestige can't make your cock any bigger. Fucking twat! You probably watched that tape and couldn't stop jerking off, you prick!
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is tim still looking for mike...what is your email...i have interesting info
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how do i contact varian grey
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Before I knew this about Hiromi I thought she was one of the most beautiful, sweet women in the world. But now I see she is just in it for the money and only a slut who has no taste in men or what her actions do to destroy her life and loose fans. Before this I would have done anything just to have dinner with her but know I know we could never have nothing in comon and that even though she is beautiful she is nothing but the typical trash that ends up with black men instead of finding one of her culture or other more decent race. She only wants the "big one"! No more support from me, ever.
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Everyone is just jealous of her. Just let her be and enjoy her photos and videos
http://japansugoi.com/wordpress/hiromi-oshima-christmas-greeting/ She is a goddess.
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Good....good for her for leaving....she knew what she wanted and it wasnt you so get over yourself...your not that speacial...apparently...
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nice looking boobs
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Varian, I don't know if a photo of her licking your special effects is going to be appropriate for the site or show how bad of a person she is...if anything, it'll make guys want to buy her shit even more.
Plus, I don't like the idea of little, Vietnamese boys (one of our main reader groups) using our innocent site as a Pleasure Stop. :-) They already rape our bandwidth by downloading their national anthem 24/7 (I'm talking about the 'You Got Beef' video for all you Non-Viets)
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shit, man. Sorry about that, gav.
Yes, surely we can link this crap when it's not decent. It will definitely save on bandwidth as well. I'll keep it in mind when doing my posts :-)
Breathe easy, man. You got lucky.
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Varian
Does it make you feel BIG or something by picking up on a little Japanese Hiromi??? First you should think what you did to her in the past by introducing your bad manners that she did not adopt ... that is what you do, right? I really don't need to go to the details because it get's really low. Now, thank god she did not fall for your lame style and decided to dissapear when you had to go back to prison because if she would have spend more time wiith you... Who know what would have happen? If you really think that you cannot pick on people of your own size... and you have to try to hit the small ones that cannot defend them selfs. I think that maybe you learned too many bad habits from your prison trips. (Wasn't 2 nd time that you served time already?) So, just for everybody else to know who Mr. Varian really is... and why beautiful Hiromi run away from him. Guys! Put Hiromi next to Mr. Varian, and think... Who's the big and bad.
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Dude, those posts are hard hitting...beatings, prison...what the hell?
This sure is getting interesting.
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It's not like she bloody got a new body for playboy, ok.
She's just your typical, hot Japanese school girl with abnormally large boobs that western men love.
I wonder if she's smarter than the average Playmate considering she's Asian. If only she'd respond to our emails, we could give her the full IQ test.
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Duuude! Where is the love, man?!
You saw hiromi get double teamed?! haha. You don't seem like the guy to be seeing that kind of stuff.
Ok, in the next comment, I'll attempt to figure out what which race Steve is...
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Actually sir, Hiromi didn't know that she was being taped. That's all I'll say. Neither the "st. louisnitik" nor the gold toothed freak from N'awlins, Juvenile had anything to do with the taping. Enough said. There's a nice vault in Coconut Grove with Sly Stalone, Liz Taylor(with the plumber hubby), Angie Everhart and J-C Van Damme, Eric Roberts and a black hooker, you name it. I've seen the Hiromi vid.
Yes, the Japanese are cold, calculating people; unfortunetly they're on average 15-17 points lower on WAIS-3 tests than Russian-Jews are, that's why we run the world, and japanese people build cars and serve raw fish. "nothing and no one will slow her determination." Oh really, how about the gripping tentacles of Internaitonal Jewry?
Varian, don't be a square send us a xxx shot. I'll send you a copy of the Nelly/Juvenile video. sangliasuga@hotmail.com
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For everybody's information! I've see Steve in South Beach gay club every few weeks. He's know as a woman hater and low flying scum who will give you a bj's for a beer. Obviously because he wanna to be a good looking woman... but god had different plans for bastard Steve. He goes to this place "Score" in Lincholn road (South Beach). With his buddy Ron who owns a gay escort service. I'm sure Steve does not want to talk about his past with Ron because it would not look good. By have been a male escort tell you all... Special when gay world useses his services. I hope he got out... See, in these days there nasty stuff out there.
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Steve is apparently not commenting anymore, so whatever you did worked.
No reason to resort to annoying tactics. Afterall, steve is being a bastard to you, right?
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If only it was so easy :-)
I like your honesty, though.
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...but they are oh so delicious looking....
i'm pretty sure we've scared off cosmic girly, jessica, and any other pieces of jailbait that came to the site to support ashlee simpson. I could edit it to cover the nipples but that just wouldn't serve justice to those tasty real thingys.
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Speaking of Hawaii ... Fasial when are you taking your vacation!!?? I am dying to see you and all. We should set up a reunion. Two years without seeing you hurts man. It really hurts.
How about a reunion in Costa Rica? Jess is living there now. It will be awesome!
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Varian
Does it make you feel BIG or something by picking up on a little Japanese Hiromi??? First you should think what you did to her in the past by introducing your bad manners that she did not adopt ... that is what you do, right? I really don't need to go to the details because it get's really low. Now, thank god she did not fall for your lame style and decided to dissapear when you had to go back to prison because if she would have spend more time wiith you... Who know what would have happen? If you really think that you cannot pick on people of your own size... and you have to try to hit the small ones that cannot defend them selfs. I think that maybe you learned too many bad habits from your prison trips. (Wasn't 2 nd time that you served time already?) So, just for everybody else to know who Mr. Varian really is... and why beautiful Hiromi run away from him. Guys! Put Hiromi next to Mr. Varian, and think... Who's the big and bad.
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Guys, I'm not saying that I have picture's of Hiromi or anything like Mr. Varian says. But what I do have is a new beautiful new friend from Japan "Hiromi" and I must say that she is one of the most beautiful person mankind can meet. Just imagine, young girl from Japan all alone in Miami ... I had a change to talk to her and listen to her story, and I came to understanding that she deserves much better that she has experienced in Mexico or anywhere in the world. I'm also not defending her because there is nothing to defend. Hiromi would never harm even a fly. All she want's to do is to smile and bloom like beautiful flowers do. I'm so happy to see that she became successful and met those folks from Playboy. Just look at her guys. And to Mr. Varian... Just think for a second if you actions were right in the past. I"m sure Hiromi want's you to be successful, happy and understanding. Just like you have said earlier. You will never find anything as "Fine" and Hiromi was. That's that... and let her bloom and lets follow her success.
Robert.
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Here's what we know:
-Steve apparently lives in Miami (Marlin Hotel on Ocean Drive)
-Steve is white (his references to african american penises leads me to make the conclusion)
-he's from the western world (he bags on asians, has no respect for underdeveloped, low income per cap nations (i.e. those in african continent))
- doesn't sound american
So I think, since he does have kind of an ego (no offense Steve) & he's (presumably) white (he could be of spanish or arab origin), he must be European. More specifically? I was thinking possibly British. Then again, he could be Ausie.
Steve, tell me somewhat right....
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well, Steve
that's sounds like a mighty fair trade on the surface. but as you know, i've seen our girl in all her glory. so, it would do anything for me to see her with those two dudes. it actually might just lower my opinion of her and ruin the perfectly good memories i already have. so, no thanks. i'll take a pass on that one.
perhaps some of our other readers would be interested in viewing such filth. and the business with you being so secretive... why? are you a hotel employee that routinely videotapes celeb guest without them knowing? because that would be a crime. that could be the only acceptable reason for you not coming clean with how this tape was made, when it was made, and by whom. at this moment, the existence of such a tape is merely heresay and probably is not true. you can say anything on a blog, but backing it up with facts is the only way your post would be taken seriously. i mean c'mon, do you really expect anyone to believe this girl was f***ing two guys in an alley behind Hotel Marlin? chrissakes. that 3rd party gravevine eats up everyone, doesn't it?
like you said in one of your earlier post, Steve... you don't have any "hard evidence", of these things you speak about. and just to satisfy my curiosity i am tempted to give Hiromi a call and ask her who the hell this cat from Tel Aviv is and if she even knows him. but you'd have to tell me his name so i can ask her.
and to the readers... don't fall for any "taped", interview with Ms. Oshima. it's highly unlikely she'll do any interviews like that. besides, you'd have to go through her agent, Alex, for anything like that anyways.
late
Varian
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Steve
Did you and faisal get it going on? Hey, Moe... You better wrap it well ... if you two hump. I would and so has half of the South Beach done. It took me some time to find out who Mr. Steve was but as we know his BIG mouth at gay bar "Score" blew his cover. Also, there a lots of picturs out there from Steve... And trust me! Steve's mom is not in them. Here in NY... It's called Adam & Eve. In South Beach they are "Adam & Steve".
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nah. whatevs. Breasts are a reality of this world---especially ones that are supposedly real
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You won't believe this, but I was thinking the same bloody thing!
(I was thinking this when I was sitting @ Dulles Airport last weekend after I missed my stupid flight).
But yeah, a trip to Costa Rica with everyone would be pretty sweet, but I doubt we can pull off such a feat. Everyone, it seems, is too busy w/ their little lives.
How much are tix from end, anyway?
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I understand Mr. Varian and his loss. But you have to pay you due's to the society that you have created in the past. If I was in Mr. Varian's shoes. I would feel most likely the same... But in the end we must understand what are we doing? Using a little Japanese girl to gamble? Where did all the manhood go? Or are we really so small that we need to pick in the small girls on the park?
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close, but not quite. I'm from northern israel, nahariyya to be exact. I live on Collins Ave, and I'm quite familiar with Jarmo Pohjaniemi's "Modelling Society" ladies. Imagine a preening, self-absorbed, paranoid Finnish pimp, that's Jarmo.
Back when she was still wearing her high school skirt I can imagine Hiromi rode the train to Yokosuka Naval Base on a regular basis. An Israeli friend of mine from Tel-Aviv was a partner in the Marlin and a few other of the rehabed ocean drive Art-Decos, and he sees Hiromi on a regualr basis. Last fall she spent the night with Nelly and Juvenile(that tape would outsell the NIGHT IN PARIS video) again at the Marlin, but this time in a room. I think she should sign a big contract with Vivid, Metro or even thhe wild japanese label Moodyz and do hardcore. Gotta leave Miami soon, it's a magnet for rapists, molesters(those hopeless romantics), nuts cakes and full blown wack jobs. I won't make fun of Florida or Hiromi, that's like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle.
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Hey Sam
I like your comment. These guyys have nothing but a holiday photos to post??? Whatta hell it this??? All the stories are old and copied most likely from toilet wall's? I want to know how can you check their traffic stats?
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Jax, you get my email about the models? Pull-offable or what?
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Rob, get Hiromi on the phone and tell her to answer a few of our Qs, man.
Eventhough women & little girls clamor all over Jackson, I guarantee to you that he will be professional with his Qs (right, Jackson?--Say yes, god damn it!)
Anyway, I'll give Varian the benefit of the doubt and think that he hasn't read your posts yet, but I'm anxious to hear his response.
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Steve. You're a funny guy, man.
Ok, here's what I have gathered in the last week:
- Hiromi is a kind & lovable girl
- Varian Gray used and abused Hiromi & now is heartbroken (per 'Just updating you all')
- Hiromi loves the Black man & The Black Penis
- Japanese men cannot sexually please Hiromi.
- Hiromi Frequents the establishments on Ocean drive & has sex with extremely rich (and famous) black men (a lot of them, apparently)
- There is a Hiromi Oshima Sex Tape staring Hiromi Oshima & yes, you guessed it, some brothahs.
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what the hell is going on here?!!?!? I agree with Sam on all points made.
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Well I am going in February which I know if a really long time from now. I will let you know on the tickets.
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wow, i did not realize there was all this action going on in regards to this topic.
Robert, I'd like to know if Hiromi would be comfortable spending some time for me to answer inquisiting questions that our viewers would be interested in reading. I'm very intrigued by the contrasting views that we have been able to uncover in this entry. Until now, all we knew was the heart-broken Varian Gray and we all felt for him. However, as you have uncovered this information it probably has swayed the view of some of our readers to how they think of Varian. I personally remain unswayed by my views of Varian as he has not had a chance to respond to your comments with his explanation.
I'd greatly appreciate it if Hiromi would be willing to do an impromptu interview for this site that in no way is for monetary gain but to clear the air about Varian and the demise of their relationship.
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I WANT A COPY OF THAT SEX TAPE!!!!
I think I'd have to see it to make sure it'd out sell One Night In Paris so I can agree with Steve.
...if my asian-ness can't please Hiromi then atleast let me see her getting banged you I can please myself...fair enough, eh?
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Sam - Our content is more or less geared toward each other. Kinda sad, but true. Plus, we're not trying to break any traffic record or earn money, alright.
Although, it's cool of you to take time out of your day to trash talk.
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It's interesting in miami beach how sexualized the black male is. considering they bring in $14k a year, are dumber than rocks and can't even play basketball against blond white boys from Lithuania and Argentina, or win many track events when drug tests are used(christ, chinese guys and honkies were outsprinting the brotha's). Look who won the 110m hurdles, 400, 800, 1500, 5000 and marathon. Maybe the "ice" and the fried chicken are taking effect. Excellant, my plan is working wonderfully.
If you guys want a taped interview with hiromi let me know.
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Dear Sam
look at the dates and entries on this site. That will tell you what's really down to start. But there also are ways to check anybody's in's & out's. But can't tell you yet... Otherwise Mr. lame webmaster may get his pipi hard and try to change important data witch would make harder to hack in. This site's security is non existant... They have no security what so ever... and who would want to break in to steal lies anyway?
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I've been bagging on our basketball team the entire time, man. They are second rate, no question about it. I think tHe league is just in a transition phase where there are no truly great players. Hopefully they'll bury themselves out of this talent-hole soon...
Email me: faisal at phatchicks.com. i'm sure readers would love clips from the video. Hilarious, man.
I didn't even know spoke interviewable english?!
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Hey look who it is...
Good'old Moe pealing of from his foreskin :)
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Yes...I recall watching the track race where the small chinese won the gold against all the brothas...and my people won a bunch of weightlifting medals too....would've given me hope!
I'd like to see these interviews....are they like "casting couch" interviews?
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"Steve! Your old buddy here :)"
How are you tied into all this crap, anyway? Just an angry visitor or what?
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Yes yes.
Steve compare chinese & the rest of world w/ this ratio:
the gold medals won
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total medals won
ratio was damn high for the chinese.
look:
GOLD TOTAL
USA 35 103 34%
RUS 27 92 29%
CHN 32 63 51% The Chinos were dominant. Steve, comments?
AUS 17 49 35%
GER 14 48 29%
JPN 16 37 43%
FRA 11 33 33%
ITA 10 32 31%
KOR 9 30 30%
GBR 9 30 30%
If it wasn't for Phelps winning 15 medals, it would have been a different story.
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Or how do we know who's foreskin is he in to? Maybe we need to wait and see what Steve has to say?
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Australia was dominant as was russia! look at medals to population ratio. How can china be dominant when they won disproportionately fewer medals than their % of world population? Dude, don't try to argue with a jew like me; we're too smart. I have to go now; I need to run the media and the world financail system from my subterranean lair.
Shalom
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Why would you want to hack into a lame site which gets less than 10 visits a day? Come on, now. We are a lame blog with useless content which revolves around some fobby asian chick
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haha. Hilarious.
you do have a point there. The only reason the Chinese won any medals is because of the law of probability. Hey, if you give birth to 1.2 billion people, some of those people have to be gold-metal caliber athletes, right? Right. So in effect, we should be proud of the countries w/ the smallest populations who raked in many gold medals. In the shadows of China, US is considered a small village, so if you look at it this way, the US, RUS, etc have extremely gifted athletes.
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I don't think Steveo is coming back here anymore...his fanbase has died down a little
yet another visitor we lost!
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What I want is for Mr. Varian Gray(whoever he is) to give us a detailed description of what it was like to slide his mushroom headed warrior into Hiromi-chan's quivvering mound of love pudding. I've been told that she likes to be taken from behind; but I have no hard, concrete evidence other than my own eyewitness account of her engaging in "coitus oh so publicus."
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I know Steve, He should be working at Disney or something. He looks like a mascot too. sorry ass dude who own money to everybody.
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haha.
Varian is a porn star, alright. Sex has probably become a little monotonous for the poor guy
For some odd reason, the has been a no-show these past couple weeks. I'll email him to see what's up.
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I guess hackers don't care about money... They want to see shit happen. That';s how they shoot their rocks off.
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This is nice what you have going on... Feel like a family. You know him, I know that and we all can blow da same flute. Moe? did you and Steve you know... ?
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Ok, just for clarification, I'm not this Sam character who seems to be writing all these posts under different names. I am bored with the hiromi business, but I wouldn't resort to talking about Moe's foreskin. wtf?
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Cool, Yeah... what's up Moe??? Tell us all how you and Sam do it? Hiromi pictures and video seem to be safe and tandy at Playboy and that's that. Now let's open a new book and we are all ears to know how you and Steve met? Are you bottom or top? I'm bottom.
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Sam is botto too... So that makes you the top.
For everybody who does not know what that means: Top one deliver's and bottom gets it all.
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Hey Moe
Come outta foreskin ... Where did you go?
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Samantha
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? Do you like boys too?
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I don't know, but is this some odd way of earning browny points in hiromi's little eyes, while you annoy us? Show hiromi all your hard work and maybe she'll sleep with you... I'm kidding! Dude, It's not me who wants the hiromi shit, alright. Why don't you email Steve and bark at him rather than cluttering the site.
You can't possibly hate Steve that much? There has to be more to the root of all this annoying anger?
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Is Hiromi doing anything new? Most of the stuff on her is from 2004, maybe 2006.
I was reading some past comments, it said she had bad management...
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I'd say anything Hiromi wants, Hiromi gets. What she doesn't want gets kicked to the curb. that is life - she is an extremely hot Asian female. Varian Gray is only too lucky to have spent as much time with her as he did. But it's over now. Whether she prefers black guys doesn't mean shit to me - she's a free spirit. Maybe the change in her eyes was dollar signs, maybe it was growing up, maybe it was residual drugs - but the change was needed. Her career - no - her life demands so much more.
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replying to the comment 2 up... (from yeaa):
i suspected her new "management" sucked. i knew this over 4 years ago. looks like time has told the story. she's done very little in the entertainment biz since her Playmate Centerfold spread in June 2004.
in less than a year, i've had more success in the adult biz with my current wife, Sandy Sweet, than Hiromi has had in 5 years.
maybe something big will happen for her soon. i know she has what it takes. i hope she's happy, anyways.
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Varian, it's disgusting how you use women and exploit them for money. You refer to Sandy as your current wife, which sounds like your planning to dump her when she's not bringing in the big bucks for you.
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Hmm Varian is not anymore disguisting than Hefner is. Atleast he is in the same half century as Hiromi..
From reading Varian's side and Hiromi's side of how she got involved with playboy. Was painting the picture that both had interest in it for their own reasons. Varian says he wanted to help her. My personal feeling is who wants their GF in playboy? If you were successful enough why would she want to go that route if she was truely in love. The thought is she wanted to make it on her own really doesnt fly well with me. Any normal biz ok, but you are talking naked world wide photos with a limited shelf life before the fountain of youth runs out.
No one knows but Varian and Hiromi how/why it went down like it did. I tink Varian enjoyed the ride (literly) and saw an opportunity to make a few bucks and hoped to continue the ride. I think Hiromi talked to some people and realized she could make more money if she cut Varian out. And she I guess remembered the home porno's they made and thought it would ruin her future career. All I can say is the porno's only helped Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton. Anyway.. My only sad part is really 2 parts.. But its the drugs.. First Varian offered it to her and second she took them. Who knows what might have happened if she had stayed clean. Would she be the hot japanese girl we all drool over in playboy or would she be still Varian.. Before Varian I dont think she had the assertiveness to go that route. I think he brought a bit of her wild side out. I dono.
We all would want to believe Hiromi was this innocent japanese girl that Varian took advantage of, and maybe some of that is true. But 5 years later she has reaped the benefits of that encounter with him. And continues to promote herself. I honestly hoped they would have made contact to put all the past behind them. Hard to explain but my past experiences I wanted closure/reconcile, not just byebye. That is not much closure for a real relationship. Hmm sorry..
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