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Posted on Wednesday, July 14th, 2004 @ 7:14pm by Moelicious
In no particular order, here are some search strings people use to land onto our Lame site....
1. Jessica Simpsons Breast size
2. you got beef vietnamese gang music
3. ashlee simpson boobs [note: we're a Simpson family website]
4. where is Ashlee Simpsons apartment located [note: This must be Samantha]
5. jackson wang blog
6. sexy stories or bad time stories in urdu language
7. Where is the apartment complex ashlee simpson lives in? [note: sick bastards!]
8. what hair dye did ashlee simpson use
9. baby fat and sexy and pic -cent -porn -nude -naked -food -children -breast [Note: By far one of the sickest ones]
10. naked pics of cameran the girl from the real world mtv [Note: Jackson, is this you? haha]
My analysis (It'll be funny to hear yours', as well): Our audience mainly consists of 10-15 year old girls, pervert boys, pervert men, little Vietnamese boys who want to be gangsters, Secret Vietnamese Militia members in the US and in Vietnam, Vietnam Nationals, and last but not least, someone who wants to know where Ashlee Simpson lives (a stalker, possibly?).
1. Jessica Simpsons Breast size
2. you got beef vietnamese gang music
3. ashlee simpson boobs [note: we're a Simpson family website]
4. where is Ashlee Simpsons apartment located [note: This must be Samantha]
5. jackson wang blog
6. sexy stories or bad time stories in urdu language
7. Where is the apartment complex ashlee simpson lives in? [note: sick bastards!]
8. what hair dye did ashlee simpson use
9. baby fat and sexy and pic -cent -porn -nude -naked -food -children -breast [Note: By far one of the sickest ones]
10. naked pics of cameran the girl from the real world mtv [Note: Jackson, is this you? haha]
My analysis (It'll be funny to hear yours', as well): Our audience mainly consists of 10-15 year old girls, pervert boys, pervert men, little Vietnamese boys who want to be gangsters, Secret Vietnamese Militia members in the US and in Vietnam, Vietnam Nationals, and last but not least, someone who wants to know where Ashlee Simpson lives (a stalker, possibly?).
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This one is weird BUT not as sick as you might think.
baby fat and sexy and pic -cent -porn -nude -naked -food -children -breast [Note: By far one of the sickest ones]
The -'s mean they did not want results with those words. So they were looking for baby fat and sexy and pic but they did not want any that contained cent? porn, nude, naked, food, children or breast. I still think it is freaky but at least it was not a pedophile who liked children and food lol.
Heather: thanks for the help in decoding that freaky search.
like you said, the person searching is still classified as a freak--even if he is a little on the tame side even w/ all those omissions
"you got beef vietnamese gang music"
whaaaaaa?????
Add sociopathic and bored females with full intent to do as much mental damage as possible to whiney fags and cunts and you got it covered!! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*does the psycho dance while naked and covered in fire ants*
i found this page by looking for those pictures of Emma Watson Drinking a Corona.
you all need to get a life this site is stupid.
ah, the humor of our wonderful site. I am glad to hear that my Vietnamese peoples are finally able to use the internet for productive purposes.
10 isn't me....if anything, I'd be trying to look up naked pics of Jamie...actually, i'd like to see Cameran naked too.
dude, it must be pretty damn messed up that 5/10 you listed involves those damn Simpson girls...4 of them being talentless Ashlee. I didn't think people did search strings that long....
...like, I wouldn't write, "naked pics of cameran the girl from the real world mtv"... i'd just write "real world cameran nude" I dunno, maybe I need to touch up on my google searching skills...
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