Archive - May 2008
Meagan Good @ Spike TV's 2nd Annual "Guys Choice" Awards
Saturday, May 31st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These were snapped in Culver City, CA.How hot is this?! Gaaaad-d-d-d-d-d-d-daaaayummm!!
Related in a Bastardly way:
Flashback 2000: Gisele Bundchen Brings The Afternoon Links!
Friday, May 30th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

- Jessica Simpson Is Hot Cowgirl [HollywoodTuna]
- College Cheerleader Showdown III [CO-ED Magazine]
- Kenna DiMartini works as a nude maid [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- 50 Cent's Long Island Home Engulfed In Flames [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Angelina Jolie might have given birth [The Bastardly Society]
- How To Bag A Sex And The City Fan [Complex]
- Tastes Like Posh [Dlisted]
- Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller to marry [Celebitchy]
- Steven Tyler is in rehab for foot pain [The Blemish]
- Melissa Joan Hart has her hands full. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- De schoonheid van voetbal [Flabber]
- Oops, Britney's Braless Again [CityRag]
- Tyra Banks was fat and black [DerekHail]
- Kate Hudson Bags Hot Dude with One Ball [Celeb Warship]
- Hottest HBO Babe Topless Scenes [Uber]
- Summer Glau can fill your time [Fatback Media]
- Grace Park Slutty Topless Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Burn After Reading Red Band Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...

Related in a Bastardly way:
Maria Menounos vs Rachel Bilson: Bastardly Black Dress Matchup
Friday, May 30th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
These were all snapped @ the opening of the Chanel boutique on Robertson Boulevard in Beverly Hills.Related in a Bastardly way:
Christina Milian @ Kari Feinstein MTV Movie Awards Style Lounge
Friday, May 30th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These were snapped in Los Angeles.As usual, Christina Milian looks straight up hot. The style lounge is merely a marketing event catering to various sponsors of the upcoming MTV Movie Awards set to go down this Sunday, June 1st. This year's show will be hosted by Mike Myers.
And the nominees are....(we've bolded our winners)
Juno
Transformers
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
I Am Legend
Superbad
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE
Will Smith, I Am Legend
Shia LaBeouf, Transformers
Denzel Washington, American Gangster
Matt Damon, The Bourne Ultimatum
Michael Cera, Juno
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE
Ellen Page, Juno
Keira Knightley, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Katherine Heigl, Knocked Up
Amy Adams, Enchanted
Jessica Biel, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
BEST VILLAIN
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Denzel Washington, American Gangster
Angelina Jolie, Beowulf
Topher Grace, Spider-Man 3
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE
Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Adam Sandler, I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
Jonah Hill, Superbad
Seth Rogen, Knocked Up
Amy Adams, Enchanted
BEST FIGHT
Matt Damon vs. Joey Ansah, The Bourne Ultimatum
Tobey Maguire vs. James Franco, Spider-Man 3
Hayden Christensen vs. Jamie Bell, Jumper
Sean Faris vs. Cam Gigandet, Never Back Down
Chris Tucker & Jackie Chan vs. Sun Ming Ming, Rush Hour 3
Alien vs. Predator, Alien vs. Predator—Requiem
BEST KISS
Shia LaBeouf and Sarah Roemer, Disturbia
Amy Adams and Patrick Dempsey, Enchanted
Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Leung, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Ellen Page and Michael Cera, Juno
Briana Evigan and Robert Hoffman, Step Up 2: the Streets
BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE
Zac Efron, Hairspray
Seth Rogen, Knocked Up
Jonah Hill, Superbad
Michael Cera, Superbad
Chris Brown, This Christmas
Nikki Blonsky, Hairspray
Megan Fox, Transformers
Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Superbad
BEST SUMMER MOVIE SO FAR
Iron Man
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Sex and the City: The Movie
Speed Racer
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Related in a Bastardly way:
Heidi Montag Toasts Mr. Douche Bag In Her Bikini! Ow!
Friday, May 30th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
These were snapped during their vacation in Mexico.Hills' Heidi Montag's Emotional Decision to Ask for a Ring – Again
Here comes the bride! After famously calling off her wedding last year, Heidi Montag reveals for the first time in the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, that she's changed her mind.
"I'm ready to marry Spencer," the 21-year-old Hills star tells Us. "He's my soulmate." [Us Magazine]
Adriana Lima - ELLE Magazine, Italy - June 2008
Friday, May 30th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Victoria Lets Secrets Out AgainCBS just made the day of America's men, revealing that it once again will air the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show this fall.
Which means there's still time to order HDTV.
This year's lingerie-clad catwalkers—which so far include Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr—will strut their holiday-themed stuff from the Fontainebleau Miami Beach resort. E!Online












