Archive - Sep 21, 2007

We've missed you Bai Ling! ...well, atleast I have.

- Christina Aguilera's Pregnant Profile [HollywoodTuna]
- Tori Spelling Is Going To Be A Pussycat Doll [I'm Not Obsessed]
- 32 Voor de prijs van 4 [Flabber.nl]
- Britney Spears heading to France? [Celebslam]
- Hometown Hotties Finalist Juda [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Monica Bellucci...always impressive. [The Bastardly Society]

- Aline Nakashima in Coney Island [Complex]
- The Other Spears Girl [Dlisted]
- Jessica Simpson is drunk, not really [Tasteful Celebs]
- Jordan and Peter Andre together again! [SOW]
- Sex And The City Movie Filming (spoiler alert) [Cele|bitchy]
- Kim Kardashian in Playboy [Fatback and Collards]

- Top 10 Video Tribute To Kelly Brook [Uber]
- Hayden Panettiere in a cheerleader outfit [RichandBrainless]
- Zahara Jolie-Pitt - Superstar! [CityRag]
- Hilary Duff and Hayden Panettiere Wrestle [The Grumpiest]
- The Brady Bunch sisters are lesbian [The Blemish]
- Balloon bending babe [Horny Oyster]

- Emilia Attias sexy photoshoot [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Paris Hilton Endangers Orphans [DerekHail]
- Superficial Friends vs. Brangelina [ChugsAndJugs]
- Southland Tales Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

As you guys know, we recently tried to upgrade The Bastardly, but ran into some crippling issues. So with that in hand...

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Photos courtesy of Dr. Dot

Get your mind out of the gutter when I say that Dr. Dot's hands have a magic touch that brings relaxation for those who are fortunate to experience her world famous massage. From Van Halen to Kanye West to Mariah Carey to even Paris Hilton; Dr. Dot's clients are a who's who in the world of entertainment. Aside from her hands of steel, Dr. Dot is a plethora of advice; whether it's love and relationships or fitness and health, she's got answers for it all. Find out who Courtney Love revealed to Dr. Dot as having a little finger-sized penis. Learn what Dr. Dot has to say about women being awesome in bed along with the perfect explanation to why Frank Zappa rocks.

See more of Dr. Dot at her website and MySpace.

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So, the obvious question @ hand: Which one's hotter?

And the Wiki says...

Amanda Louise Marchant[7] and Samantha Joanne Marchant[7] (born 26 June 1988) are the first set of twins ever to appear on Big Brother in the UK. Both are social-care students from Newcastle-under-Lyme.[8] The pair celebrated their birthday on Day 28.[9]
When the two entered the house, they were classified as separate housemates. Following an offer by Big Brother, the twins chose to become a single housemate on Day 69,[10] meaning that the twins nominate together, participate in tasks together and face the public vote together. Amanda shared a kiss with Brian in the early hours of day 70[11], the two agreed to keep their relationship quiet in the house through fear of causing tension in the group. Brian and Amanda are now officially dating.[12] Amanda and Sam were voted second and left the house on Day 94 with an overall winning voting percentage of 39.7%. [Wiki]

And, this just came through email:

Louie writes:

Samanda Marchant debut music video! They have signed a $2 million record deal on Simon Cowells record label!

They look gorgeous as hell in it.

Please put it up, so all of your lovely readers can see their hotness!

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These were snapped @ Avalon nightclub in Hollywood, CA

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Okay, seriously, who's going to watch this movie? We've already seen the still of Jessica Alba in her underwear and not like she's going to get naked, so what's the point, right?

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And the Wiki says...

Rosa Isabel Mutya Buena, (born 21 May 1985 in Kingsbury, London), known professionally as Mutya Buena, is an English singer and songwriter, who rose to fame as a member of the pop group Sugababes. [Wiki]

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