Archive - Jun 4, 2007
Bastardly Breaking News! Jackson Attacking NYC! OH MY GOD!
Monday, June 4th, 2007 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex
I was in NYC this past weekend & saw Jackson's latest project. Obviously, there's still lots of work to be done...
Anyway, if you're a Bastardly Reader in the city (I know we have AT LEAST ONE), please take your ass to this sign & send in a photo of yourself standing in front of it. We'll send by one of our new T-Shirts or tanks in return. Only three tees will be sent, so get your ass moving!!
And no worries, your photo will not be posted, unless you give the clearance!!!
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Alessandra Ambrosio - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #1
Monday, June 4th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
Was there any doubt about Alessandra Ambrosio being voted #1? Thanks to all the readers who voted; this is your list! A special shout-out to those commenters bitching that this list is generic, predicatable, and fucked up; next year at the very least you should let us know who you think are the sexiest women in the world since apparently everyone else who voted obviously don't. Maybe if you vote for Raquel Gibson then other people will vote for her too and she'll land somewhere on the list? As much as readers might disagree with the final list, I don't care, the list is by the readers and for the readers who voted. Enjoy!
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Suicidal Lindsay Lohan's Days Are Numbered
Monday, June 4th, 2007 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
- Kim Kardashian's Ass Is Freaky! [HollywoodTuna]
- Angelina Jolie Admits Having Four Children Takes Planning [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Midnight T&A: Christa Rigozzi [Celebslam]
- Pamela Anderson in a One Piece Bathing Suit [Drunken Stepfather]
- Best Movie Ever [The Bastardly Society]
- The Look On Her Face Has Made My Year! [Dlisted]
- American Idol plans to axe Randy and Paula, hire Britney Spears next season [Cele|bitchy]
- Heidi Montag gets $1M offer from Playboy [Fatback and Collards]
- Danny Bonaduce: Wake Up & Smell the BO [CityRag]
- April Scott Savvy shoot [Horny Oyster]
- Jennifer Aniston is photoshopped [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- John Travolta trying for a non-degraded child [The Blemish]
- The Real Hustle - Pick Pocket [The Grumpiest]
- Spend Some Time With Rihanna [ChugsAndJugs]
- Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood Cat-Fight! Coming Soon! [DerekHail]
- Optimus Prime Vs. Bonecrusher From The Transformers Movie [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Jessica Alba vs. Jessica Biel - The Bastardly Jessica Matchup
Monday, June 4th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Jessica Alba, Bastardly Sexiest Woman 2007 #3, vs. Jessica Biel, Bastardly Sexiest Woman 2007 #5.
Super MILF Brooke Burke in a White Bikini, Cabo San Lucas
Monday, June 4th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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Christina Aguilera Walking Her Pet Monkey in NYC Again
Monday, June 4th, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
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