Archive - May 2007
Jessica Alba - Bastardly Sexiest Women 2007 - #3
Thursday, May 31st, 2007 early in the evening, before sex

- Kelly Hu Yumminess [HollywoodTuna]
- More Nicole Richie Than You Ever Wanted [Egotastic!]
- Shiloh-Jolie Pitt Already Making Dough. Bastard. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Paris is going to love her new toilet [Celebslam]
- Jessica Biel & Her Trash [Drunken Stepfather]
- WTF picture of the day [The Bastardly Society]
- J. Alba needs to shut the fuck up! [Dlisted]
- Paula Abdul's Face Looks Funky [Cele|bitchy]
- What do you think of Emily Scott? [Fatback and Collards]
- Kirsten Dunst Vs. Drew Barrymore [CityRag]
- Why would someone tape this? [Horny Oyster]
- Calum Best Mixes Coke w/ Prosties [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Nelly Furtado's Funky Face [The Blemish]
- Remember Paula Graces? [The Grumpiest]
- Condom Talk [ChugsAndJugs]
- When Will Lindsay Lohan Commit Suicide? [DerekHail]
- Autumn Reeser Will Promote Anything [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Related in a Bastardly way:
Adriana Lima Taunts Jessica Alba & Poses With Kids
Thursday, May 31st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

The other woman's name is Catalina Sandino. They were posing @ the ''Dance for Tolerance Forum.''
Did you miss Alessandra & Ana Beatriz from yesterday?
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More Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures: Uh Oh! Someone Likes The Black Meat!! Ow!
Thursday, May 31st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

If you're a decent looking white chick who's A) Not suffering from anorexia & B) Love black dudes, then it seems like South Beach, FL is the place you need to hit up.
Besides that, there were a lot of positive comments (we don't get a lot of those over here) to our post from yesterday titled, "Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures: Does She Need To Lose Weight?"
Majority of you bastards felt that D.Lloyd looked perfect & I gotta admit, she looks absolutely amazing in today's set! Holy God of Pudgy Juiciness!!! OWWW!!
Related in a Bastardly way:
Bastardly Breaking News!! Christina Aguilera Took Her Pet Monkey to Dinner in Hollywood
Thursday, May 31st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Related in a Bastardly way:
Bastarchived in Babes, Christina Aguilera, Dudes, Hot Chicks with Douche Bags, Music, Temporarily In Love
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39 Bastardly Comments »
Valeria Marini Was The Italian Flavored Butta @ Cannes
Thursday, May 31st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

Photos snapped @ Dolce & Gabbana's Cannes Film Festival Phaaar-taaay
Get more info on Ms. Marini on her official website!
Related in a Bastardly way:
Bastarchived in Butterface Brownbaggers, Cannes Film Festival, Valeria Marini
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32 Bastardly Comments »
Unofficial Reon Kadena Pictures Fortnight - Day 3
Thursday, May 31st, 2007 in the middle of the damn afternoon

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Moe, I'm beginning to think you absolutely have NO TASTE IN WOMEN.
REON KADENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck bai ling, what the fuck is wrong with you man!!??!?1














