Archive - Dec 28, 2007

So yes, we've had this sitting in our inbox for the last ten days. My bad, Pstroyer. I have a valid excuse, though. Jackson is currently on special assignment in Buenos Aires (i.e. hit on as many hot chicks as possible) and I'm horrible at following up w/ inbox stuff, so I kinda let this get stale.

So w/out further do-do, let's get on w/ some bastardly business. Seeing extremely hot women lined up in the nude makes me want to A) stare at the photo for prolonged periods of time & B) fantasize of where I'd like to stand if given the opportunity (in my wildest & kinkiest dreams, of course). With that in hand, please review both pics & vote wisely...

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Big props to Pstroyer for sending in the photo above.

When Marko Jaric started dating Adriana Lima last month, two things could've happened:

1. His basketball career could've tumbled to the ground. Reason: He'd be too busy thinking about having endless amounts of sex w/ Adriana Lima (i.e. various new positions to try, exotic locations, etc etc.)

And, #2. He would play some of the best ball of his career. Reason: If his game sucked ass, there's the chance that Adriana would leave him and hence, stop having sex w/ him. (Which would probably result in suicide).

To his advantage, Marko has been performing exceptionally on the court.

From Brett Martel/AP Sports:
Antoine Walker joked that Minnesota Timberwolves teammate Marko Jaric was "overachieving.''
The reference was not to the guard's recent hot shooting, but that the native of Serbia is dating Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.

From Rick Alonzo/Pioneer Press:
Lima is supportive of Jaric. She flew to Denver on Thanksgiving and attended the Wolves' game there the next day.
Teammate Mark Madsen spilled the beans on Jaric's relationship with Lima.
"Ever since he started dating Adriana Lima, he's a new man," Madsen said, laughing. "He's flying all over the court. He dunked! I've never seen him dunk." [TWolves Blog]

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She gives ageless bombshell a whole new meaning...Godddd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-daamn!

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These were snapped @ People En Espanol Celebrates 2007 Stars of the Year event a few weeks back.

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