Archive - Dec 16, 2007

The Bastardly Weekend Review in Pictures



- Amanda Beard Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Hugh Grant Gets Caught In The Act [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Electronic Tattoo [Flabber]
- Full House reunites [Celebslam]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Hangs With Fatter Girls Than Her [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Is he just playing with my head? [The Bastardly Society]

- Texas Will Get To See Jessica's Fat Mouth On The Silver Screen [Dlisted]
- AMischa Barton doesn't mind getting naked [Tasteful Celebs]
- Join the cast and staff of Dexter after Sunday's Finale [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Spice Girls request a daycare… and some steamed fish [Cele|bitchy]
- The Dark Knight Trailer Got Leaked [Fatback and Collards]

- Graffiti Mural Found in NYC [CityRag]
- Tom Cruise Likes His Man in a Suit [DerekHail]
- Stocking Stuffers Like Woah [Celeb Warship]
- JNobody Likes Cripple Spice? [The Grumpiest]

- Maria Sharapova gives child first orgasm [The Blemish]
- Victoria Beckham cleavage [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Heather Graham In A Tight Ramones T-Shirt For The Weekend [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]


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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Nicole Kidman @ "The Golden Compass" Premiere


These were snapped in Sydney

First off, is Nicole Kidman being shot into space or what?

Anyway, I've heard really good things about this flick. Anyone check it out yet? Here's a brief plot summary for those interested...



Lyra Belacqua is a young orphan who lives in a parallel universe in which a person's "soul", showing characteristics similar to the existing descriptions about the emotional nature of the desire body, resides outside the body in the form of an animal. Her spirit, or dæmon, is named Pantalaimon. The story begins depicting Lyra's interactions with local gyptian children and her friend, Roger. When her uncle, Lord Asriel with his snow leopard dæmon named Stelmaria, visits the college of which she is a ward. Lyra saves him from assassination by a representative of the Magisterium. She learns that the motive was to prevent Asriel from presenting evidence that particles called Dust were flowing from a parallel universe into the far North. In spite of the Magisterium's official insistence that Dust does not exist (in the same way as the life-sustaining Aether in our world), Asriel obtains funding from the college to mount an expedition to explore the phenomenon. In a subsequent meeting, it becomes clear that Magisterium officials do believe in Dust and fear its effects on people, such that they have scientists working on a means of inoculating children against its effects. Later, Mrs. Coulter explains to Lyra that Dust causes bad thoughts as children near maturity. [Wiki]


Check out the official trailer down below:

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