Archive - Dec 13, 2007

Eduardo "the Freek" wonders...

I don't know....But doesn't it look like Aubrey might have gotten a bit of Surgical enhancement?....Maybe that's why her face has been puffy lately?

Before Danity Kane was created Aubrey had done The Bastardly Interview. Compare and contrast.

- Tara Reid's Hotness Comeback Continues… [HollywoodTuna]
- Johnny Depp Is Waiting To Be Forgotten [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Alien vs. Predator: Requiem [Flabber]
- Britney Spears at the Four Seasons [Celebslam]
- Aly & AJ Michalka Incest Fantasy [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Vic Secret Angels [The Bastardly Society]

- Paris Hilton: Curious Whore [Dlisted]
- Ashlee Simpson brings the boobs out [Tasteful Celebs]
- Rumer Willis has long hair again [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Victoria Beckham loves Amy Winehouse's style [Cele|bitchy]
- Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria [Fatback and Collards]

- Woody Harrelson Brings the Weed [CityRag]
- Marisa Tomei in sticky shorts [DerekHail]
- Lindsay Picks Up Britney's Scraps [Celeb Warship]
- Jessica Simpson is a Hot Goth Chick [The Grumpiest]

- Jessica Alba is mad about something [The Blemish]
- Mandy Moore showing off her legs [JordanIsYourHomeboy]
- Kristin Cavallari Vs. Ashley Scott [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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This event was put on to benefit Petra Nemcova's Happy Hearts Fund

I don't know about you guys, but I absolutely loved this chick in Rush Hour 3 and was completely envious of Bastard Chris Tucker for his unlimited access pass to Noémie's juicy lips & bod. Damn him.

And the Wiki says...

Noémie Lenoir (born September 19, 1979) is a French supermodel and actress.
More recently, Lenoir has turned her attention to acting and has had minor parts in several successful French films. She also appeared opposite Pierce Brosnan and Salma Hayek in the film After the Sunset, as well as in Rush Hour 3, for which she had her head shaved bald. In early 2007 she was seen sporting a short bleached haircut. [Wiki]

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These were snapped in Miami Beach

Ana Carolina da Fonseca (born October 25, 1978 in São Paulo, Brazil) is an actress and model.
She was born in Brazil to Portuguese parents and moved to the United States at the age of 12. She is most notably known for her work as the model/presenter on the show El Blablazo and its spin offs, which aired on Univision from 1998-2001. In 2003, she starred in the telenovela Te amaré en silencio opposite Mexican actor Eduardo Yáñez. Ana Carolina is fluent in Spanish and English, as well as her native Portuguese. [Wiki]

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These scans are from this week's People magazine

In case you need a refresher... here are those bikini pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

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Once again, if she gets those babies reduced just a little, she'll literally be one hot piece of ass!

And the latest projects Wiki says...

In May 2007, Atkinson was announced as the "glamourous new face" of the British Grand Prix and the official "mascot" of the "hi-octane" championship at Silverstone on July 8. She was the face of the 2007 Tour de France. She has most recently been seen as the new face of the Lingerie chain La Senza, but recently has been replaced by Czech Supermodel Petra Nemcova. Her 2008 calendar was shot in Thailand, and was released on November 1st 2007. Gemma has stated she is proud of the more natural look of this calendar, as opposed to the glamorously stylised look of the 2007 product. In October 2007, Atkinson was elected the new face of Ultimo's D-G range.[5] Atkinson features in the ITV reality series I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! which began in the UK on November 12, 2007.[6]. She became the 7th celebrity to be evicted from the jungle - which she appeared very pleased about. [Wiki]

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