Archive - Sep 2006
The Bastardly Remembers... Alison Armitage
Friday, September 29th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work

Does anyone else remember Alison Armitage as "Cat" on Acapulco H.E.A.T.???...or her Playboy appearances as Brittany York? Oh yes, the early 90's....
- Jessica Alba Is “The Most Kissable†[HollywoodTuna]
- Everybody Hates Lindsay Lohan [Yeeeah!]
- Paris Hilton Dancing in Europe [Drunken Stepfather]
- Sara Paxton set to Party on at Lifetime [Tubewad]
- Dirty. Drunk. Nasty. Pink [Dlisted]
- Maria Sharapova is Russian [Fatback and Collards]
- FreakShow on Comedy Central [Comedy Central]
- Supermodel Showdown - Eva Herzigova vs. Izabel Goulart [Horny Oyster]
- Aaron and Nick Carter are stoopid yo [CityRag]
- Caprice Bourret / MAXIM [GorillaMask]
- Rosario Dawson Worships "Occult" [Filmwad]
- Jennifer Ellison... OW! [UseMyComputer]
- Go out and watch The Departed on October 6th! [The Departed]
- Avril Lavigne Needs Her Ass Kicked [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Who Knew Nick Lachey Was So… Spicy? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Name. That. Nipple...? [MollyGood]
- Kate Beckinsale is the Ultimate MILF [Egotastic!]
- Exclusive: Nicole Richie leaving a crystal meth anon meeting (update) [Cele|bitchy]
- Rachel Bilson's Squeezer [Popoholic]
- Hey Britney, Madonna's Got Your Nose [A Socialite's Life]
- Naomi Campbell is unhappy with her cell service [Celebslam]
- Flav Wont Be Back [Glitterati Gossip]
- Pubic Hair Fashion Show [Celebrity Crunch]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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Adele Silva is the One Smile Boobilicious Wonder
Friday, September 29th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Today, if you didn't notice, was Hot, Young British Soap Stars Day on Bastardly. We have a couple more to dish out come next week.In the meantime, let's go to the Wiki for more info on Adele...
Adele Silva (born 19 November 1980 in Croydon, London) is an English actress and glamour model. She was educated at the Sylvia Young Theatre School and has been on stage and television since she was a child.
She is best known for playing the role of Kelly Windsor from 1993 to 2000 in the television soap opera Emmerdale. Her plotlines have been amongst the most daring in the soap opera, including a semi-incestuous relationship with her step-brother and running off with one of her school teachers. She returned in 2005, promising to be the “biggest bitch†in British soap.
On the personal front, her name has often been linked romantically to those of footballers. As of December 2005, she is dating singer Antony Costa from the group Blue. [Wiki]
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The Bastardly Minute With... Kelly Brook
Friday, September 29th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch

I know I posted one of the pictures from this set in a Guess the Breasts game but here goes the rest of Kelly Brook and her amazing rack.
Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel endorses Il Riccio restaurant!
Friday, September 29th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch

Unlike Beyonce, Jessica Biel looks like she didn't put nearly as much effort just to go out for dinner. She looks comfortable for a nice meal... because, Beyonce, it's just dinner.
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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Petra Nemcova (without James Blunt) @ launch of Individuals
Friday, September 29th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
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Bastardly Fashion Rating: Alyson Hannigan @ How I Met Your Mother Premiere
Friday, September 29th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch

Alyson's hair color was an important topic in our last post about her, so let's go to the Wiki for more info...
Hannigan has been said to be a natural redhead, which is incorrect. In interviews she has stated that her hair is actually auburn, and mostly brown in color. Her natural color can be seen in older films such as My Stepmother Is an Alien. [Wiki]
Finally, we can all die in peace.














