Archive - Aug 2006
Ice-T & Coco Lee @ 2006 MTV VMAs Win the Bastardly Pimp N' Ho Award!
Posted on Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 8:58pm by Moelicious

I am not disappointed one bit. Even though, the black "dress" is still better than the blue thing she has on, I'm not gonna sit here and complain. Any which way you look @ it, these two have perfected the whole 'red carpet shock & awe' gig.
The real winner in all this: Ice-T, of course! Rock on, bro!
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Bastardly Breaking News! Paris Hilton has a Turquoise Blankie
Posted on Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 6:49pm by Moelicious

- Scarlett Johansson And Her Latest F.A.D.D*
- James Jagger Turns 18---ooo-la-la!
- Jessica Biel Leaves Her Yoga Class
- They Better Make Her Ass Pay Taxes!
- Footage from the new Transformers flick
- Beyonce Has Nipples
- When Did Pink Turn Into A Lady?
- Beyonce Nipple Slip... Well, Almost
- Trump To Carolyn Kepcher: "You're Fired!"
- Hilary Duff being adorable, again
- Rockstar Supernova Winner Revealed! Well Maybe...
- Jessica Simpson admits her lips are fake
- There's another Adriana in town...[Direct Link to photo]
- Keira Knightley Has Many Talents
- A Nonsensical Must-Read
- Lindsay Lohan boyfriend application
- Orlando Bloom Snubs David Hasselhoff
- Jessica Simpson Gives Her Voice A Rest But Not Her Mouth
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Rihanna wants you to watch the 2006 MTV VMAs!
Posted on Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:03pm by Jackson

Notice how all these pictures were taken from an angle as to not get a dead on shot of Rihanna's fivehead, am I not correct? Hot nonetheless, though.
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The Bastardly Flashback: Rose McGowan @ 1998 MTV VMAs
Posted on Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:02pm by Jackson

I'd take Rose McGowan's skanky outift over any shit Lil' Kim ever wore. Who doesn't want some pasty ass?!?!?
Hmm... let us recall '98. The movies... the music. Nsync (with gay Lance Bass but not like there's anything wrong with that) was hot that year, no?
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Bastardly Hot or Not: Alice Greczyn @ The Ultimate Green Room W Hotel
Posted on Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:01pm by Jackson

Not much from Wikipedia:
Alice Greczyn (b. Walnut Creek, California, United States, February 6, 1986) is an American actress that currently stars in the NBC television series Windfall, playing the teenager Frankie Townsend.
She has also appeared in the films Sleepover, The Dukes of Hazzard and Fat Albert, as well as the television series Phil of the Future and Quintuplets.
She lives in Hollywood, California.
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Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria arrives back to Texas!
Posted on Thursday, August 31st, 2006 @ 2:00pm by Jackson

After some feasting of Frenchy Parker's baguette, Eva is back home in Texas... do we really give a shit, not really, but it's another excuse for Bastardly readers to call her an ugly whore.
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