Archive - Jul 7, 2006
Thank God Japan Didn't Make the 2006 World Cup Final!
Friday, July 7th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex
Hope everyone has an excellent weekend! Go Italy!!!
- Jennifer Ellison's Polka Dot Bikini Pictures
- ‘South Park' Cruises to the Emmys
- Who has the best beach butt?
- Lindsay Lohan is still a kid
- Kelly Clarkson is Too "Healthy"
- More Virgin Lima
- Petra Nemcova Makes Paris Hilton Jealous
- Kimora Lee Simmons Does Some Talkin'
- At least Ash is keeping it together for the both of them
- Avril Lavigne to get married this weekend?
- Batman and Superman Movie?
- Ashlee Simpson Quote of the Day!
- Maria Sharapova Defeated by Amelie Mauresmo at Wimbledon
- Better than Country Ham and Grits
- For the Bastardly Ladies: Matt, Lance and Jake Oh My
- Mariah Carey is a Crash Test Dummy
- If You Do Drugs, Chances Are No Swank In Your Future
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Navi Rawat - another chick I'd prefer on The OC than Mischa!
Friday, July 7th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
You can also add Navi Rawat, Theresa on The OC, along with Taylor Townsend for chicks I'd rather see Fox have more on the show (before it's inevitable cancellation) instead of 2x4 Marissa Cooper... we're really not missing you, Mischa Barton!
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Bastardly Breaking News! Lindsay Lohan practices ninja kick!
Friday, July 7th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Here's Lindsay Lohan showing us just how awesome she is practicing her ninja kick just like Jessica Biel...ow!
Bastarchived in Anorexic Bitches, Bastardly Breaking News!, Lindsay Lohan, Overrated
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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba is one damn sexy golfer!
Friday, July 7th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Well, atleast this beat seeing Jessica Biel walking her dog or practicing ninja kick, right? Oh yeah, and as always with every Jessica Alba post...DAMN YOU CASH WARREN!!!
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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel takes her dog on a hike!
Friday, July 7th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Yup, even on a Friday we get some Jessica Biel dog walking... she's by far gotta be one of the best pet owners in the world.
Save Marissa Cooper? Hell No! We Want More Taylor Townsend!
Friday, July 7th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Okay, so our inbox was filled this morning with a bunch of "Save Marissa Cooper" petition crap emails...um, the anorexic bitch is dead... how the hell they gonna bring her back to life???
So for those hardcore Marissa Cooper fans here's the petition link and the Save Marissa Campaign website if you really wanna try and get her back on the show even though it's very much highly unlikely that would really happen.
Now, do I personally want Marissa Cooper back on The OC... nope, because if she were then that means we'd get less Taylor Townsend... just look at this fine piece!!! If you need more convincing that we need more Taylor, just reminisce about her Maxim photoshoot.
