Archive - Jul 27, 2006
White speedos are bad mmkay...unless you're David Beckham
Thursday, July 27th, 2006 early in the evening, before sex
Only Beckham could get away with this. Anyone else besides him and McConnaghey is just plain WRONG. More delish pics after the jump.
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Mena Suvari's Many Facial Expressions!
Thursday, July 27th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
The last time we saw Mena Suvari we were enamored by her ass while she was pumping gas. Since obviously no one was paying attention to her face last time, this time I made it a point for her lovely round ass to be in any of these shots, rather you're stuck with looking at her face or checking out these links!
-Christina Aguilera Boob Watch Continues
-Tori Spelling is a Poor Rich Girl
-Vote for K-Fed
-The Hoff Loves the Sauce
-Another Day, Another Matthew McConaughey and Jake Gyllenhaal Moment
-For the ladies: Kenny Rogers!
-Natalie Portman to be the Prettiest Simpsons Character Ever
-Halle Berry Might Be Pregnant
-Apparently male celebrity babies should form a boy band when they grow up
-Rockstar: Supernova RECAP
-Jada Pinkett Smith claims to have seen "Suri"
-Harry Potter Going Nude on London Stage
-Barbra Streisand Needs a Nap
-Umbrella Girls
-Screech's Ten Inch Monster
-Justin Supports Lance
-Lindsay Lohan Cools It Down
-Today's flavor of tuna... Michelle Marsh!
Justin Timberlake's new video: SexyBack
Thursday, July 27th, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon
Holy crap! I think I just wet myself. Seriously. JT is a fine ass mofo. I wonder if Lance ever beat off to JT while they were on tour. If I were Lance I would have tried to get JT drunk and then made the moves on him when he was passed out. Then again, maybe that's why I never made it in showbiz. That, and I don't have an eating disorder. Until I figure out how to post a video on here (which, by the way, i've tried over and over again to do) you'll have to click on this link to watch the video.
Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel tips the valet!
Thursday, July 27th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
For once we're not showing Jessica Biel either working out or walking her dog!
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Bastardly Breaking News! Eva Longoria goes to Sea World!
Thursday, July 27th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Eva Longoria took in a show at Sea World in San Diego and decided to use her diva attitude to hog the dolphins from the little kids who wanted to play with them too!
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Bastardly Breaking News! Molly Sims goes to the beach!
Thursday, July 27th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
Really, I have nothing more to say besides stating the obvious. Just enjoy these snaps of her while (you folks on the east coast) enjoy your lunch hour or (on the west coast) get your day started...
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