Archive - Jul 2006
Alicia Machado - a former Miss Universe!
Monday, July 31st, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work
I thought I'd throw these pictures out today with the previous posts of Miss Bolivia and Miss Canada from this past Miss Universe competition. Alicia Machado was Miss Universe 1996 and doesn't look like the years have made her lose a step of hotness. If you think Alicia is hot, then you'll have to check out the hot links brought to you by The Bastarldy Gossip Network.
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-Hollywood Producer Blasts Lindsay Lohan
-Gwen Back to Bad
-Penny Cruz, Yellow Bikini and St. Tropez
-Heidi Klum Nude Pictures from Jane Magazine
-usemycomputer brings us Hooters today!
-Mary-Kate Olsen in 40 years
-Janet Jackson Quote of the Day
-Oh God, Please No! Nicole Richie nude!
-Matt and Ben are delightfully normal, rich
-New Jersey Exoctic Dancer Gives New Meaning to the Phrase Hand Job
-Britney Spears shows up at K-Fed's video shoot
-Lindsay Lohan is a spoiled bitch
-Tricia Helfer is a Bad Girl
-Marvel Comics Present: The Rampaging Colbert
-Pamela Anderson Marries Kid Rock
-Is Hottie Getting Her Own Reality Show?!
-Nick Gets Angry
-Matthew Perry is Not Your Friend
-Today's flavor of tuna... Holly Valance
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Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Biel dogwalk of the day!
Monday, July 31st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Jessica Biel to Jessica Alba...anything you can do I can do better.
Brittany Murphy Tries to Pull a Scarlett Johansson
Monday, July 31st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
In comparison, here's a recent Scarlett post by Jackson.
These were snapped @ the premiere of Talladega Nights last week. Brittany doesn't have a role in the flick, but she's starting her press whoring tour for a whole host of upcoming movies. Here's the latest list from IMDb:
1. Sin City 2 (2007) (pre-production) .... Shellie
2. The Ramen Girl (2007) (pre-production)
3. The Other Side (2007) (pre-production) .... Max Mackenzie
4. Tinker Bell (2007) (V) (filming) .... Tinker Bell
5. The Dead Girl (2007) (post-production)
6. Happy Feet (2006) (completed) (voice) .... Gloria
7. The Groomsmen (2006) .... Sue
8. Love and Other Disasters (2006) .... Jacks
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Hot or Not: Arielle Kebbel @ John Tucker Must Die Premiere
Monday, July 31st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
And the Wiki says...
Arielle Kebbel (born February 19, 1985 in Winter Park, Florida) is an American actress. She played Elyse Houston in American Pie: Band Camp (2005).
Her first major role was a recurring role in the 3rd-5th seasons of Gilmore Girls, playing Lindsay Lister, girlfriend and later ex-wife of Dean Forrester (Jared Padalecki). She also has previously guest starred on the series Grounded for Life. [Wikipedia]
Here are more snaps from the premiere for your Hot or Not assessment.
Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Alba plays with her dog!
Monday, July 31st, 2006 after a late four martini lunch
Jessica Alba will not be out done by Jessica Biel for dog related pictures.
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Leslie Bibb @ Talladaga Nights premiere
Monday, July 31st, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch
We've seenthe airbrushed/photoshopped pictures of Leslie Bibb from Stuff Magazine so here she is at the premiere for Talladega Nights. Was photoshop too kind to her?
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