Archive - Oct 5, 2006

Call me crazy, but her hotness is slowly wearing thin.

Jess, whatever you do, don't become a Jennifer Love Hewitt. Take it off while there' still a market, damn it!! Give Hef a call on his infamous "Yes, I've now decided to pose naked" phone line.

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Yes, they're sisters (just found that out. Damn it). And yes, it would be sick if you knew they were sisters, but most people (i.e. in the USA) would just see two blonde chicks doing a bathtub lesbo scene. I say, "GAME ONNNN!!!"

- Hilary Duff: Too Much Nice, Not Enough Spice [HollywoodTuna]
- Prince Propositions Dancing Girls [Yeeeah!]
- Siegfried and Royh Get Honored [Drunken Stepfather]
- Jewel to co-host USA's 5th 'Nashville Star' [Tubewad]
- America's Next Top Sick Girl! [Dlisted]
- Katie Holmes Is a Fatty [Fatback and Collards]

- FreakShow on Comedy Central [Comedy Central]
- Howard Stern gets to tickle hot women…..and makes millions [Horny Oyster]
- Ashton Kutcher or Jessica Simpson? [CityRag]
- Stephen Colbert takes responsibility for Mark Foley's actions [GorillaMask]
- Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj- The Trailer [Filmwad]
- Slightly butta, but still tasty [UseMyComputer]

- GIRLS: NYC's coolest handbags are now 15% off! Grab one today! [Hayden-Harnett Handbags]
- Debra Lafave Had Sex With Nick Carter, Too [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Brooke Shields Is Having A Girl [I'm Not Obsessed]
- It makes Paris that much stronger, makes her work a little bit harder [MollyGood]
- Sienna Miller and Jude Law are Still Sienna Miller and Jude Law [Egotastic!]

- Throwing a huge party? Want to sleep w/ that hot chick that might show up? ABSINTHE is alcoholic drink with hallucinogenic properties. [Absinthe]
- Photos from Anna Nicole's fake wedding [Cele|bitchy]
- We Need More Ali Landry [Popoholic]
- Ashton Kutcher Has Pec Envy [A Socialite's Life]
- Mel Gibson to soon hate Jews [Celebslam]
- Attack! Paris Hilton & Shanna Moakler Girlfight [Glitterati Gossip]
- Victoria Beckhams Boobs - Anyone up for Softball? [Celebrity Crunch]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Does this chick know how to smile or what?

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I would seriously cough up big bucks to watch Eliza get wasted on one too many martinis & then be coaxed into jumping onto the bar top & start shaking her cute little ass (as she strips off all her clothing & dives into a feverishly long makeout session with...me)! I love fantasying in the middle of day.

Besides juicy fantasies, for those of you looking to comment below, I know you're probably thinking that fellow Bastardly Horndogg, Wiseman, is gonna log on & rip Eliza to shreds. Think again, my friends.

Here's a line of convo from the last time we posted Eliza...

1. ladybug

ewww…r u kidding? she is soooo ugly….i hate the weird shape of her eyes and she has a weird, shapleless blob for a face as is evident by the first pic


2. laserbeams

Yeah, her eyes droop, but for some reason, I think it just adds a certain quirky characteristic about her that I don't mind. Perhaps her eyes remind me of a puppy dog? I don't know…overall, she's pretty in my book.


3. Wiseman

You lot are fucking stupid gay fuck if you think she is ugly. Its good she hasnt got fake tits like a lot of sluts out there. She still looks great.

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I know there have been around 10 Hot or Nots w/ this woman, but there hasn't been anything conclusive in terms of her Bastardly Hotness Level. Is this woman just an annoying meat face or does she truly have potential?

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