Archive - Mar 17, 2005

Posts will be very intermittent, if at all, since I will be on vacation all of next week. THANK THE LORD! Things on the menu include a freezing cold, white-water rafting trip on Tuesday, a couple chilly nights in Myrtle Beach, a night in Charleston & a lot of binging at various food outlets. Luckily it's springbreak for the colleges, so hopefully I'll bag some nice pikhas of hot ladies doing some unlady-like things. Yummy!

So yeah, Jackson will probably keep you all busy with his Jackie Guerrido posts (haha) & Melissa will break out 15 or so Crushes of the Week (to make up for all the ones she has missed in the past).

Now for some geeky stuff.

The two of you who browse by categories will notice that next to each category (see below by the comments link) there's a "(t)." This link leads to the particular category's page on Technorati's website. Technorati, for the uninformed, is a sweet service that indexes pages categorically & they do all this in real-time. So click on those badboys & see what other sites have to offer!

Oh, one last thing! Angelina is bloody hot, baby!

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Here's Ass in San Ho.

Ass' new movie's name was Wannabe until Robin Devine of Toronto called up Lion's Gate Films in LA & told them that she owns the rights to the word, 'wannabe' (yes, just like Paris owns 'That's hot!'). So naturally, after Robin's unsuccessful wheeling & dealing attempts, Lion's Gate was forced to change the movie's name to---uhh---Undiscovered.

How lame is that!? From bloody Wannabe to bland & boring Undisovered. It sounds like something straight out of Star Trek.

Anyway, how does Ass justify this new name? In classic, shady style, of course…

I was really shocked. The president of Lion's Gate called me the other day and said 'I love the song and want to change the title to it.' I'm like, 'Are you serious?' and he's like, 'Yeah'. That's so cool. It was extremely flattering. [Cherry Pop]

Is Ass dumb or does she think we're dumb? She goes from acid reflux excuses to telling us that a grown man with millions listens to Asslee Simpson.

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It's hard to choose what's going to be a great movie. I've chosen great material but it hasn't always turned out to be a great movie. I would be disappointed in myself if I walked away from a movie and I was like, 'I didn't even [bleep] try. I sucked in that movie, I didn't give all that I could have. I phoned it in.' Then I'd be mad at myself, but I've never done that so I don't feel that way. I don't feel that I've had huge failures in my life because of that. [Daily Dish]

As we all know, along with her billion dollar ass, Jenny has an even larger head, so we can't expect her to admit that she sucks ass at anything.

Take box-office megabomb, Gigli, for example. It took nearly $80mil to make & all its time in the theatres, a handful of dumbasses with waaay too much time on their hands contributed around $7mil to the movie's worldwide gross receipts. That is the definition of sucking it up.

For another J. Loser, check out the stats of Enough. I can't believe she made a movie called Enough! Well, on that note, we just wanna say that Jenny, we've had enough of your trash. Let other Latino hotties have a go, damn it.





Thanks to Box Office Mojo for the stats.

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While a Jacko's life on the line, the press proceeds to research whether Michael wears a bloody wig.

He told me specifically about two events. He believes it happened between five to seven times. He could not articulate what happened but believed it happened five to seven times. [Yahoo!]

That's the dumbass Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Sgt. Steve Robel recalling what one of the kids told him once. The jury needs to be full of complete idiots to believe this type of bullshit. That's not enough, my friends. This whorebag of a cop shits on the jury even more, except this time he opts for the "pity the poor kid" statement.

I immediately noticed a major change in (his) demeanor. He became very, very quiet, folded his arms and sunk down in the chair. At one point in time he got a little choked up.

Aaaaw. A little choked up, huh? He choked up b/c he knew that if he didn't lie well enough, his mom would beat the shit out of him & abandon his ass. Let's pray these greedy, selfish parents will soon be dragged out on the street and stripped of everything.

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