Archive - Feb 2005

Is she trying to immitate a Steven Tyler in the smile department or what?

This is from The Life Aquatic screening in which Bai Ling has obviously decided to go 80s w/ the body net. I wouldn't mind rescuing her from this outfit. From her daring sense of style, I get the impression that Bai Ling would be super wild in bed. I'm talking wild, panda-style freaky. Although it would be fun, I'm sure Bai Ling gets around the Hollywood Penis Circuit, so she naturally falls into the “double-bag before sex� category.

From the following photos, you can tell that Robin Williams had a piece of Bai Ling after the IFP Awards last week.



Dude, I've heard some shady stories about Robin Williams in the past, but I don't blame the guy for using his money & fame to get into random panties of exotic, Hollywood beauties. Yes, even Bai Ling, baby!

Check out page two for a full body shot of Bai Ling's outfit from

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Yes yes, we've seen these photos of Bai Ling wearing a trash bag, here are a couple photos from Berlin Festival in which Bai Ling drops a couple pills of E and proceeds to have an orgasm on the red carpet. How sexy!

Enjoy.

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Watch her commercial if you haven't already. [Link 1] [Link 2]

Maxim magazine actually contacted me because of this site. And they were interested in getting an interview with Mandy. So i put them in contact with her people. [That Pepsi Girl Blog]

A lot of noise has been made about this chick & it seems that we might see her in Maxim very soon. As we all know, Maxim doesn't interview chicks. Maxim pays chicks a little money, takes a few scandalous photos & tells them to go home. After the girl has left their building, they bring their horny creative team into the mix & they are the people who write those lame interviews that read, "I like the way water feels between my legs when I go swimming."

Ok enough about Maxim. Let's talk mixed races! Here are ones to look out for when you're walking through the mall in Calitown:

1. Japanese + White = Almost always super hot.

2. Indian + White = Questionably hot. I've seen some uggies in my travels.

3. Latino / South American + White Man = The Jackpot! Potentially one of the hottest combos ever. [Changed from "Spanish + Western" after Steve's comment below]

4. Native Indian + Whiteman = God have mercy. This kinda falls into the Spanish + Western bracket.

Conclusion: The East will never meet the West---except when sex is involved.

Another thing I've noticed is that 95% of the East/West relationships involve white westerner working his mojo on a super hot Asian chick. The Asian man would love to pounce on white meat, but it's a near impossibility (unless of course, they have a shit load money to their name).

The screen caps from the commercial follow.

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My roommate Anton sent this to me yesterday. I was amazed. It sounds siiiiiick! So I wanted to share.


http://www.big-boys.com/articles/harmonica.html

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Straight from Gemelli hospital in Rome.

TP (The Pope) is looking very weak these days. He's even signaling to his throat in an attempt to get his robotic followers prepared for the inevitable. In anticipation of the moment of truth, a lot of ruthless people have made guesses of the day TP will call it quits & take his one-way ticket to heaven. Let's take a second to confirm the guesses made on The Bastardly.

1. Mine - June 29, 2005
2. Phil - June 23, 2005
3. Raven - April 20, 2005 at 4:19 am or pm, so that @ 4:20 am or pm, he & his friends may light up.

There are many more guesses on Byron's site, so make sure you bastardly people don't miss out.

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BEST ACTOR - As with the Globes, the pity vote will probably be strong, but I really think Don Cheadle should get some props for his work in "Hotel Rwanda."

1. Don Cheadle in “Hotel Rwanda?" (United Artists in association with Lions Gate Entertainment through MGM Distribution Co.)

2. Johnny Depp in “Finding Neverland?" (Miramax)

3. Leonardo DiCaprio in “The Aviator?" (Miramax, Initial Entertainment Group and Warner Bros.)

4. Clint Eastwood in “Million Dollar Baby?" (Warner Bros.)

5. Jamie Foxx in “Ray?" (Universal)






BEST ACTRESS - I haven't seen any of these movies, but I hear "Million Dollar Baby" rocked the box-office, so I'll naturally follow the money with Hillary Swank.

1. Annette Bening in “Being Julia?" (Sony Pictures Classics)

2. Catalina Sandino Moreno in “Maria Full of Grace?" (HBO Films in association with Fine Line Features)

3. Imelda Staunton in “Vera Drake?" (Fine Line Features, Alain Sarde and UK Film Council in association with Inside Track Films)


4. Hilary Swank in “Million Dollar Bab?" (Warner Bros.)

5. Kate Winslet in “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?" (Focus Features)

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